My Web Sire

Chapter One
Assessing the Situation

"Are you done yet?"

"Almost." I only got the new product line half an hour ago, how fast do you think I can work?

"Hn. The quicker you get the new products up for sale, the quicker Uchiha Products will get orders—and consequently profit—for them."

"Just two to go." You impatient, greedy bastard. It's not like I'm going to be getting any extra cash from this… "…There. Done. Look see, even the pictures are updated now."

The company website was pulled up on Naruto's monitor and opened to the 'New Products' page, where rows of customized computers and furniture and appliances waited to be sold.

Sasuke leaned forward to look closely at the monitor. Naruto felt his breath hitch as Sasuke's rich scent filled the air he breathed. Sasuke's mouth was next to his ear, and he felt his warm breath when Uchiha spoke.

"Looks good, dobe."

"Has it ever not looked good?" TEME!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT?!

"I'm going to assume that you are feeling slightly testy today and let that slip."

"Thank you." Bastard.

Sasuke sighed, filing the last of his paperwork away. He always finished hours before it was time to go home.

Might as well go bother the webmaster…

Whenever he was bored, Sasuke always went to Naruto's desk. Uzumaki was endlessly entertaining, and very handsome. Sasuke loved to rile him up, because though Naruto never said anything, every emotion he gets shows clearly on his face.

Grinning inwardly, Sasuke walked up behind Naruto, who was still working on his paperwork. His e-mail was open on the computer screen, and, being the nosy boss that he was, Sasuke leaned forward to see who they were from.

"Hey, what are you doing e-mailing Itachi?" Sasuke moved the mouse over to his brother's e-mail.

"What? Wait, no, don't open that—"

Sasuke clicked the mouse.

And he and Naruto disappeared in a flash of light.

The sound of their breathing echoed through the great space of white nothingness, and Naruto crossed his arms and glared at Sasuke.

"I told you not to open it. What were you thinking?"

"I was thinking that one of my employees was interacting with my business rival." Sasuke glared back at Naruto.

Suddenly, Itachi's voice surrounded them. "Welcome, Naruto, Sasuke, to what I like to call the e-prison. Naruto, this is your punishment for refusing to go on a simple date with me—and for not telling Sasuke about UchiTech's new advances. Sasuke, you are here because you opened the e-mail—even though Naru-Kun no doubt tried to stop you. And also because I hate you. Ah, but there are some things you need to know about this place. It will be changed, once I leave, by your own personalities, creating your own little universe. You will have a place made specifically to suit you, but in exchange, you will have no contact with anyone other than each other. I know how much you two love to fight, so it should be quite a while before you both go insane. Oh, and one more thing; this world is affected by your whole personality—that includes the parts you don't show to others. The darker parts of your personality will come out as monsters that will always be trying to kill you." His evil laugh filled the room. "Good luck."

The taunting, echoing voice faded away, and then a bright light flashed again.

Just before the blindness faded from their eyes, Sasuke heard Naruto utter one calm, summing word.

"Shit."