Disclaimer- I do not own Inuyasha

AN- The inspiration for this came from the movie Dumb and Dumber. Don't ask how. Please leave a review and let me know how I did. Thanks to all who read!! Also a thank you to everyone who reviewed Stuck and Stuck Again you guys made my year!!

A messy situation a continuation of stuck again.

Shocked for a second, but did not let it show Sesshoumaru tried to think of a way out of this mess. He really did not want to be peed on or claimed in such a way. Yes, when he patrolled he will occasionally mark his territory, but an alpha male being peed on was ridiculous.

"Sesshoumaru, hurry and think of something!"

The whine in his mate's voice told him the situation was at a critical level. Looking around Sesshoumaru spotted the dishes from their meal earlier. Stretching his arm Sesshoumaru quickly brought the cup to his mate.

"Here, relive yourself in this."

Lifting an eyebrow in an almost perfect imitation of her mate Kagome looked at the cup and then back to her mate.

"That is your great idea, to pee in a cup? You do realize that I don't have a penis, right?"

Growling softly at her sarcasm, Sesshoumaru decided not to reply to that ridiculous comment. He unhooked Kagome's legs from behind his back and sat up a little ways away from Kagome causing her to moan.

"Now, I am going to move your leg between us and over so that your legs are together. Are you ready?"

He tried to sound as calm as possible, but a bit of his frustration leaked through.

"Ok, I think I can do that, but please hurry."

The pressure to urinate was bad, making her wiggle around in a sort of pee-pee dance.

Quickly he moved her right leg in front of him and to his right to meet her other leg. Then he slowly twisted Kagome so she was on her hands and knees with him behind her in the doggy-style position. While he was twisting her around he felt a pleasant sensation shoot up his spine. Taking note of the action for later use Sesshoumaru placed the cup against Kagome.

"Now you can go."

"Oh thank god!" was barely out of her mouth when he felt her starting to go.

Feeling the cup filling at an incredible rate Sesshoumaru asked if she was almost done. Hearing the negative answer, he immediately told her stop.

Disbelief colored her voice "What! You want me to stop, why?"

"I need to grab the other cup this one is getting full." Really, the amount in the very tall glass was impressive to say the least.

--

After Kagome had managed to fill both cups, two bowls, and the vase that occupied one corner of their room Sesshoumaru could not help the comment that slipped from his lips.

"I was unaware that you were part camel Kagome."

Blushing a bright red from embarrassment, Kagome gave her only excuse.

"Yes, well that is the last time I have a tea party with an overexcited Rin."

Quickly making his way to his mate Sesshoumaru wrapped his arms around Kagome and seductively whispered in her ear.

"I have learned something from this situation and wonder if you are willing to indulge me?"

Taking a small step back unsure of where this conversation was going Kagome nervously looked up to her mate.

"It depends on what it is and what it involves."

Smirking down at his little mate, he used his most seductive voice.

"It involves you, me, and a bit of twisting."