I got inspired to write a PitxZelda, because of how cute they are

I got inspired to write a PitxZelda, because of how cute they are! I really like this pairing, and writing Smash fics are fun! This has Melee characters and Brawl too, so expect to see a lot of characters!

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He walked down the halls, and stretched his arms. He had just finished a 10 stock brawl with Wario, Mario, and King DeDeDe on the Bridge of Eldin. Both the ground and aerial assaults were brutal, and he had taken a ton of damage. He had managed to come in second, behind DeDeDe. It was his first win in weeks, and he wasn't about to let anyone forget that for a while. He could still here his loud voice ringing in his ears. He hit the side of his head again.

He turned a left, and a warm feeling overcame him. It smelled good, like…..fresh bread, and some meat. Sure, his nose wasn't as good as Link's after the wolf incident, but it didn't take a dog's nose to smell the warm cooking coming from the kitchen. He ran towards the smell, eyes closed, like an animal following its instincts. He opened the kitchen door and sighed. He opened his eyes to see the wonderful person who had cooked up the smell.

"Ah! Zelda!" He said surprised. It wasn't her turn for kitchen duties, so he had expected Kirby to be cooking.

"Oh! Pit-Kun! How do you do?" Zelda asked politely as she opened the oven to check on the cake that was in there. "Lunch isn't ready yet." She said, doing 3 other things at once. She wasn't dressed in her regular brawl apparel, but in grey sweats, a tight purple T-Shirt, with a white apron.

"Oh! Um…well, it just smelled really good…I could…um…smell it in the halls. You're, um, ah, a-a great cook!" He muttered, trying to compliment her.

"Mm? That's nice." She responded politely, not really paying attention.

"Err…you look busy….do, do you want me to help?" He asked, rubbing the back of his head. He was really fond of the Hyrulian princess, but never told her.

"Really?!" She asked surprised as she looked up. Her crystal blue eyes were wide. Then, she smiled. "That would be wonderful, Pit-Kun. Put on the spare apron and help me cut the ham. We haven't had chicken in forever, but Falco keeps thinking we're trying to offend him."

Pit stumbled as he walked over to get the apron, but being near Zelda seemed to always make his knees weak. He tripped and fell, and took Zelda along with him. "Ahh!" He cried.

"Oof!" Zelda yelled as Pit fell on top of her. She was holding a bowl of flour and it spilled all over them. A white cloud surrounded them as they fell. When the white cloud faded away they were completely covered in white powder. Pit immediately started to apologize.

"Zelda-San! Are you alright? I'm very sorry! By Palutena, what have I done? I'm-"

Zelda giggled as Pit rambled on, embarrassed. She ruffled the top of his head and spoke. "Pit-Kun, it's fine. It was just some flour, I can always get more, and it's very easy to clean." She demonstrated by dusting off the white powder that had fallen on her. Pit turned red from embarrassment.

He grinned awkwardly. "Um…yeah. I'm still sorry about that Zelda-San." He brushed off the flour and tried to mirror Zelda's giggle, only to have it come out as a nervous laugh. She smiled, and pulled out some flour from the pantry.

"I'm almost done in here anyway. Why don't you set the table and call everyone to eat? The bell isn't working because of the food fight last week, so can you go around and call everyone to the table?" Pit agreed quickly, and ran out of the kitchen.

Zelda smiled as she watched him run. "Sweet boy."

Pit had finished his first task and had moved onto the second. Finding everyone in the large mansion was never easy, but luckily for him, most of the smashers hung out in groups. Be it personal preference or the fact that they got along, no one really complained. Calling the Pokemon to the table was easy enough, as most were already hungry, and he would have to wait for some of the other smashers to finish their brawls. He found the swordsmen (consisting of Link, Marth, Ike, Roy, Toon Link and himself) in the lounge. Before he opened the door to call them, he overheard their conversation.

"Hey, who do you think likes Peach now?" a childish voice asked. 'That's Toon Link. I bet he's asking so he knows his competition.' Pit thought.

"No competition, Mario, of course!"

"You guys always say him! I think Bowser likes her too."

"What?! The Koopa and the Princess! Please don't make it into a Disney movie!" One voice wailed.

"No worries, she wouldn't pick him anyway. I did see Olimar try to give her a present though…"

"Stop it! I don't want to hear anymore! Olimar and Peach? This is getting WAY disturbing!"

"Moving on from her, what do you think about Samus? Who likes her?"

"Well, you shouldn't be one too ask-" Pit heard a loud thwack and a cry.

"Danm it! What was that for? Geez, that smarts!"

"We can't talk about anyone who's in the circle!" An irritated voice yelled. Pit blinked, and thought hard. 'Oh yeah! I've played this game before! The only rules are that you have to tell what you know, no making things up, and you can't talk about anyone who's playing! I almost forgot!' Pit leaned towards the door, eager to hear more.

"Fine. Other than 'you-know-who', there's Snake…"

"Captain Falcon. Don't forget Falcon."

"Yeah. Him."

"Wait, do you mean regular Samus, or Zero Suit Samus? Cause I saw R.O.B. complimenting its 'Smooth design' and 'Compact weaponry' a week after he came."

"Didn't he run away screaming when she took it off in from of him?"

"Yeah. He did."

"Well there is-" One voice started, but was cut off.

"No! No more from you! You scarred my mind last time!"

"I'm just telling the truth!! No yelling! Besides, it doesn't matter who I say, because everyone's liked Samus at one point or another."

"Amen…" the voices muttered quietly. Pit blushed when he remembered his brief crush on Samus.

"Well….since all the other females are underage or Pokemon, what about Zelda?"

Oh. Crap.

"Well, when you get over the OBVIOUS Link and Zelda…"

"Shut the Fuck up! How many times have we gone over this?!"

"Calm down! I'm just observing! Hey, Hey, HEY! NO! Put DOWN that sword!" Several swear words were heard though the door as Pit heard metal come in contact with metal, and other fighting noises. After a few minuets, things calmed down.

"I'm glad we got that sorted out."

"SORTED OUT!? You tried to KILL ME!!"

"No offence."

"None taken."

"Where were we?"

"After Link."

"Yeah. Well, other than that-"

"Dude, do you even need to say it? Everyone knows." Pit's eyes widened. Knows? Knows about what? What does EVERYONE know? Could it be?

"Countdown?"

"Countdown. 3…2…1…"

"PIT!!" They all yelled at the same time. Pit tripped and fell on his butt, but managed to stay quiet. They had all started laughing, and Pit felt that this was enough. He knocked the door twice and yelled.

"LUNCH!! ZELDA COOKED!!" Pit managed to jump out of the way before the herd of hungry swordsmen nearly ran him over. Nothing stops them when they're hungry. Pit flew off to find the rest of the smashers before his brain kicked into thinking about their game.

'Everyone knows? I haven't even told anyone yet! Does that mean the she knows as well?'

Pit sighed as he landed on his bed. It was the middle of the afternoon, too hot to do anything, and everyone else was busy. He glanced to the other side of the room, where his roommate, R.O.B slept. 'Well, not really. R.O.B. doesn't sleep. He shuts down.'Pit thought. Most characters were paired by games, but since some people were the only ones from their games (like Game&Watch, or Olimar) they got paired together. Like him and R.O.B.

R.O.B., being new, had many quirks. Many Pit could live without. He often stayed up until 4 am, and made loud beeping noises as he shut down for the night. He collected pots, and left them strewed around the room, making it hard to walk though without waking everyone up. He also liked to learn about humans. Including him. He often left tacks in his bed to 'test if humans feel pain.' He observed them during their fights, while they ate, and when they played. He also kept stacks and stacks of magazines. Some were National Geographic, some were Elle, but most were those gossip magazines for teenage girls. It was quite disturbing to watch the robot read a magazine with the title 'You and the Jonas brothers'. Pit looked around the room for something to do, and his eyes fell on the large bookcase filled with magazines.

He stopped.

He thought.

Finally he reached for the blue one on the bottom shelf. He read the title out loud.

"Boys Only: Edition 1. Does your crush like you back?" Pit was slightly disturbed. What kind of straight boy would read this?

Apparently, him.

He sat down on a chair and started read the column.

Every boy knows that girls are the most emotional and difficult creatures on the face of the earth. So we decided to make a special magazine to help you understand them. The first thing we will discuss is: Love. That's right, the only thing that boys and girls have in common. (Wow, this magazine is really superficial. Is it really for boys? Pit thought.) The first thing to know is if she likes you back. There are many factors in this, so we will spread this along our multiple issues. This issue will cover the dreaded question: Friend, or little brother? Turn to page 26 for more!

Pit was confused. Little brother? What does that mean? Eagerly, he turned to the stated page.

Welcome readers! Today, we'll be talking about what to do if you're crush likes you like a little brother. Everyone knows that that's bad, but how do you tell? Simple, just take this test to see!

Pit glanced at the multiple choice questions and shrugged. "I'm already this far, so why not?"

1) How long have you known her?

( ) A week

( ) A month

( ) A year

( ) My whole life

Pit stared at the question. He had only been at the mansion for 3 months, so he wasn't sure about what he should do. He decided to check off the 'One month", and look at the next question.

2) How does she address you?

( ) ...-San

( ) ...-Sama

( ) ...-Kun

( ) ...

He looked at the text twice. All the dots were confusing. apparently, they represented blank spaces. He checked off '...-Kun' and moved on.

3) When you make a mistake, what does she do?

( ) She yells and screams at me.

( ) She glares at me and hits me.

( ) She makes a joke about it.

( ) She giggles and pats my head.

Pit thought about the kitchen, and marked the last answer. He looked at the next question.

4) Do other people know that you love her?

( ) Yes, I told them.

( ) No, I didn't tell them.

( ) Yes, they figured it out.

( ) I'll tell them eventually…

Pit groaned. This was getting very personal, but he managed to scribble in a checkmark anyway. Why did it have to mention love? He looked at the last question, hoping that it wouldn't be as personal or embarrassing as the other ones.

5) Have you told her that you love her yet?

( ) Yes.

( ) No.

Pit whimpered as he stared at the last question. Oh how evil it was…….

How could he even think of telling Zelda that he liked her? Or even love? Why love? Why him? Grudgingly, he marked off 'No' and looked at his answer.

She loves you like a brother!

Danmit.

Lol, I'll just end it there. I love this pairing but Hoiki, please don't kill me! '

Anyways, the second chapter's already in the works, so expect an update. (Eventually. Yeah, eventually.)