AlbanNEji: Hello my dearest fans AlbanNeji here with a new story a Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto Crossover! I know there are some out there but most of them that I have read are either to boring or the chapter are too short I don't mean anything to the other authors its just …. Some are really good but they don't update at all I read one that was really good but they haven't updated in like a year!! A YEAR!! Please update your stories or just put discontinued or something!!( Alban bashing her head on her key bord)

Naruto: What are You doing Alban?

AlbanNejji: Huh?(Blood Driping from her wound on the forehead) Naruto!! When did you get here!?

Naruto: Uh I just came from the kitchen. I heard something and came to investigate what I found is you trying to give your self a concussion. I think ill go now then. (Naruto go back to the kitchen leaving Alban staring after him)

AlbanNeji: Oh well. Alright them I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or Naruto I just own a bunch a plushies and dvds Enjoy the story.

Prologue- An Interrupted Vacation…

It was another warm sunny day in Konohagakure. The sun bathing a young blue haired woman with warmth. This young woman though was no ordinary woman no she wasn't a Kunochi, she isn't even well human a human spirit maybe? Her name Botan of the Reikai, ferry girl or grim reaper which ever you prefer to Koenma-Sama son of Enma-Sama.

"Ah! This is the life." Botan sighed in content as she laid on the soft grass. Botan believe it or not was on vacation on the orders of Koenma.

'Botan your over working yourself with ferrying souls. So I prince Koenma order you to take a vacation.'

'But Koenma-sama I-'

'Botan this is an order!' Koenma sighed as he stared at the tiered ferry girl. 'Why don't you go visit konoha, you haven't visited since well the accident…' Koenma suggested as Botan sighed in defeat.

'Alright Koenma-sama.'

Botan smiled happily as she stood up . She dusted her light blue kimono and headed into the main plaza of the village her mission to feed her hungry tummy.

"Now what should I get to eat…" Botan pondered as she walked down the plaza . The villagers greeted her the children ran around laughing enjoying themselves.

"Stop Demon!"

Botan was startled as she heard the word demon. She looked to see a blond haired boy running towards her being chased by some angry villager carrying a butcher knife , his bright blue eyes in tears. Time seemed to stop as both Botan and the blond child collided….

Yagari Naruto could do nothing but stare at Koenma. His mind frozen at what Koenma just said a few minutes ago. He tried to process on the information he was given. He Blinked and he stared at Koenma in confusement.

"Um Excuse me uncle but what?"

Koenma sighed as he sucked on his pacifier. He ran a hand through his brown locks as he rubbed the word Jr. on his forehead in annoyance.

"As I said earlier," He started ", your mother has been reassigned. She is going to be the assistant of my new Rekai Tantei. His name is Urameshi Yusuke, now were did I put that file…" Koenma muttered as he looked through dozen of files on his desk.

"Ah! Here it is," Koenma handed the file to his nephew. He watched as the ten year old read Urameshi Yusuke's file.

"As you can see Naruto this is why I chose Botan as his assistant."

"Yah but Uncle it says here that on his first mission to capture the three thieves that stole three very dangerous items got my mother almost killed for over using her white magic. You know she is a bit rusty since she retired. But good choice in the new Tantei the last one gave me the chills." Naruto nodded but shivered a bit as he remembered the last Rekai Tantei he disappeared few years before Yusuke became the new Rekai Tantei. He handed back the file to Koenma.

"You know uncle the good thing about this Yusuke is that he has a girlfriend so no worries right. I don't want another guy after my mom." Naruto said annoyed as he stared accusingly at Koenma who laughed nervously. But then smirked as his brown eyes twinkled mischievously.

"Another good thing my dear nephew is that he doesn't know that Botan is your mother and that you do not exist. How about you introduce yourself my dear loveable nephew. Here is the mission he is doing right now. If you leave now you'll probably get there before the tournament begins." Koenma threw a file at Naruto who caught it with ease. Naruto raised an eyebrow as he read Yusuke's current mission.

"His mission is to get Genkai to pick him as her student? Are You sure this is wise uncle?"

"Don't worry so much Naruto just try not to be seen alright."

"Alright Uncle."

An angry fourteen year old walked through the woods. In his hand a map and on his back a backpack.

"Grr… Stupid Woods! What idiot would spend his holiday hiking in the middle of nowhere?" The teen muttered angrily.

"Map says it should be here…" the boy looked around till he spotted an old looking temple.

"Whew! I hope this is it." He looked at the temple and became annoyed when he saw a sign.

Master Genkai Disciple Selection Trials

"Trials? Jeez this ain't the Olympics." He muttered. " There'd better be basic pluming that's all." He pushed the gate opening it. He was startled at what he saw.

"Man some crowed! Are they all here for the trials?" He stared at the many people and sweat roped . 'Sheshz… They're all weirdoes. What kind of freak is this master Genkai anyway.' the teen thought as he walked through the crowed listening to everyone talking.

"Stupid Botan…" the teen muttered that is till he looked up when he heard his name being called out.

"Yo! Urameshi!!"

"Huh? Kuwabara!?"

"Gezz so this is the fame Urameshi Yusuke…" Naruto sat on Genkai's temple roof. He masked his spirit energy as his blue eyes followed an annoyed spirit detective and an equally annoyed red headed teen. He followed both as they chose there lots and waited till Genkai told them to open them.

"That's very cleaver…thought those brutes think there the strongest cause there big. Not a chance." Naruto muttered as hew watched as Genkai blew them away knocking them out. Naruto whistled as he felt Genkai's power. 'Wow! That's some power.' Naruto thought as he notice that Yusuke was also impressed but noticed that he was about to use his demon compass. As he watched Yusuke use the compass it blew in up in Yusuke's face. Naruto narrowed his eyes as he followed Yusuke go inside to were Genkai was leading the group. 'So the demon is here then…' As Yusuke and Kuwabara competed against each other Naruto studied the rest of the competitors on who could be the demon in disguised.

'Why can't Uncle give his Tantei's an easier mission or at least something simpler like kicking the bad guys then going home.' he whined as he stared at the sky and waited for Yusuke to finish with the stupid game tests.

"Take that Kawabaka!"

"Your on Urameshi!'

"HA! Beat That Urameshi!"

"What's so great about sensing stuff anyways!"

'Gezz they act like kids… '

'You're a kid too kit.'

'The great Kuiiby has decided to grace his jailor at last. How much do you need to sleep furball? You'll gain weight like that.'

'Hump! Shows what you know runt. Remember I live in your head all because of your Hokage. Stupid Ningen trapping me in you! But I should count my blessings on how he didn't put me in a weakling even thought you do act like it sometimes.'

'Hey don't put me down furball. Besides what about you. Your scared of my mom though can't blame you on being scared of her she is scary when mad.'

'Especially with sharp pointing things…'

'Amen at that.'

'Hey kit isn't that your Uncle's Reikai Tantei?'

"Ah Shit! Thanks a lot furball…" Naruto jumped of the roof as he followed the twenty runner ups toward a forest. He looked around as he tried to find Yusuke. He was a bit startled as some of the runner ups screamed in fright and ran away. He heard Genkai laugh as some left screaming.

'oo! I like her.'

'of course you do you like anyone who is as psychotic as you. There he is, what does he think he is doing arguing with those fighters!'

'Getting to know his competition?'

' He should stop doing that! It will get him killed!'

'You mean a second time right?'

'Yes a second time. Now be quiet! She's about to start the race. We have to follow Urameshi. Right about…. Now!' Naruto jumped tree to tree as Yusuke ran on the ground. Naruto and Yusuke heard screams as they ran. 'Why isn't he running in a different direction I feel a demon up ahead.'

'I think I know his awareness isn't like his red headed friend's'

' Maybe I should tell that to Uncle. Lets go then Kuiiby I think I have enough information to tell uncle besides mom should be popping up real soon to surprise our Rekai Tantei.' Naruto disappeared in a puff of smoke as he last saw Yusuke fighting a bat demon as he left.

"Aowch!" Botan landed on the ground, the blond boy that bumped into her landing on top of her crying and shaking in fright.

"Ah! Thank you young woman for capturing the demon. Now if you can hand 'it' over to me to end its pitiful life" Botan's eyes narrowed as she hugged the frighten child protectively.

"No I won't hand 'him' over. He isn't a demon! He is a child!" Botan yelled startling the civilian but he soon got out of his shock and glared at Botan.

"A demon lover! You shall die with the demon then!" the civilian lifted the knife as Botan hugged the boy closer to her. She closed her eyes and waited for the sickening blow that would 'kill' her….

"So nephew how did he measure up?" Koenma asked as he stared at his bored nephew sitting in a chair in front of his desk. Naruto was fiddling with a kunai knife throwing it up and down.

"Ah fine Uncle he could improve on sensing other beings energies he sucks at that. The first few tests the Genkai made them do showed that Yusuke can improve if he motivates himself and I mean that he can improve a lot. So yes Uncle he was a good choice."

"I knew it! Father didn't think so not right after him."

"Its not your fault Uncle. I have to go Uncle!" Naruto stood up abruptly as he walked out of Koenma's office.

"Your Botan senses tingling!!"

"Yes and I don't like it one bit see you after the mission is over!!" He yelled back as the office doors closed behind him.

"Ah! Let's hope its not another suitor its bad enough that she has a vampire, werewolf, a porn addictive pervert, and a guy with a fetish of wearing a costume to fight crime." Koenma sighed as he rubbed the Jr. mark on his forehead. ", Next I'll have a demon after her hand…. Ha-ha yah right like that could happen."

"Hello Kuwabara Kazuma my name is Botan Guide to the Rekai please to meet yah." Botan said smiling to Kuwabara suddenly she noticed that Kuwabara grabbed her hands. She looked at his face which was looking at her very seriously which was freaking her out. 'Not again I don't need another suitor!'

"Will you be my girlfriend I'll pro-"

Kuwabara was stopped in mid sentence as he was hit on the head by a rock, making him lose balance and landing on the floor.

"Don't touch my mother you idiot she doesn't need a boyfriend. Also I don't need a dad." an annoyed voice said. Naruto jumped in front of Botan glaring at Kuwabara on the ground.

"Awch! Mom why did you do that that hurt!" Naruto whined as he rubbed his head on the spot that Botan hit him on.

"Naruto! How many times have I told you that I can handle my self."

"Uhhh…. Like a cu jillion times! I don't know!" Naruto pouted as his mother ranted on how he should never do that to a person he just met.

"Your not listening to me."

"Mom you know I'm doing this for us besides you already have enough weirdoes after you."

"Hey as much as I would like to continue this family affair can you please explain on how are you his mother!" Yusuke asked as he stared at Naruto. " And what this about weirdoes after Botan?"

"If You two want to be disqualified be my guest." All four turned to see Genkai glaring at them.

"Uhh.."

"oopps!!"

"…"

"um.."

"Let's go Kuwabara or will get disqualified!" ' Not like I want to be here.' Yusuke grabbed Kuwabara by his shirt dragging him inside the dark room. Botan and Naruto following after both of them.

'So Koenma had one of his agents to watch my little tournament.' Thought Genkai as she stared at Botan and Yusuke but then her eyes shifted to Naruto who moved closer to Botan and started to glare at her. ' Ah but not without some protection.' She ten started to explain the fourth test.

Botan opened her eyes as she saw a man with silver hair protecting her. His silver hair gleaming in the sunlight a mask covering the bottom half of his face and the standard shinobi head band covering his right eye.

"I would suggest you keep your thoughts to yourself." The man said as the civilian trembled in fright. The man took the knife from the civilian's grip as he glared at the civilian.

"But Lord Shinobi !!"

"Be quiet leave Naruto alone and don't you dare harm the woman with him or I shall report you to Lord Hokage." The civilian nodded as he ran away with his tail between his legs. The other villagers stared at what happened and started whispering with one another. The shinobi glared at all of them making them flinch. As then he turned to face Botan who was whispering comforting words to the small boy. The shinobi smiled then extended his hand toward Botan to take.

"Thank you …"

"Ah my name is Hatake Kakashi , your name…?"

"Yagari Botan nice to meet you Mr. Hatake."

"Kakashi is fine. Now Miss Yagari if you could walk with me toward the Hokage tower."

"Call me Botan and sure thank you for escorting me." Botan replied as she followed her savior.

'Hatake Kakashi… isn't he the son of Hatake Sakumo?' she wondered to herself of her old friend when she felt a tug on her kimono. She looked to see that the boy she had in her arms with a concerned look he was sniffed a bit and closed his eyes as he cried silently.

"Thank you." he finally said as he fell asleep an making Botan smile.

"Your welcome." She replied back . Kakashi who was walking in front of Botan with his nose in an orange book smiled secretly to himself but turned sour as he saw the villagers glaring at Botan and Naruto…

'This is so boring!!' Thought Naruto as he watched Kuwabara fight a guy name Mashashi.

'Why do we have to be here kit can't your mother stay here and watch this stupid tournament?'

'Well yah but who is going to protect mom from all these guys!? I will not have some other weirdoes after her we have enough of them.'

' sheezh she does attract the most unwanted attention… Hey I have been wondering kit why don't you keep your sensei away from your mother? You keep everyone else after her away'

'Ah well mom told me she knew his father, plus she forbid me from chasing him away. Anyways mom thinks of him as a brother nothing more nothing less though sensei wants to be more than that.'

"Man i can't see anything." Yusuke said pouting.

"The idiot is on the defensive dodging Masashi's wooden sword does that help Urameshi." Naruto answered as everyone stared at him in surprise as he had a bored look on his face.

'This is so boring! I wish I could have stayed at the house I could have practice my summoning.'

"Naruto since when did you learn to see in the dark!?" Botan asked in surprise. "You aren't suppose to learn that till you're a jonin!"

"Ah well Sensei has been training me in the forest near our home." Naruto replied.

"What!?" Botan screeched. "I'm going to maim that porn reading pervert!!" Botan yelled as she mumbled about taking a stupid one eyed reading porn pervert into the deepest pits of hell. This made everyone minus Genkai, Naruto, and the two fighters to sweat drop and edge away from Botan, Genkai then announced Kuwabara as the winner. Kuwabara then walked toward were Yusuke, Botan and Naruto were standing at.

"I won Urameshi!" Kuwabara said smiling as he winced in pain from his wounds.

"You better win yours. I'll be waiting."

"You do that! I'll be right back." Yusuke replied smiling at Kuwabara as his match was called up next.

"Fourth match Urameshi Vs. Kibano." As they started to walk Yusuke stopped. "Hold on a sec."

"Heh. Change your mind." Kibano asked as he saw Yusuke looking for something.

"Aha!" He said "A quick drag before the battle…"Yusuke said as he was about to smoke he was hit by Botan with a paper fan while Naruto punched him on the head.

"That hurt!" Yusuke yelled at both mother on son.

"I know Keiko isn't here but that does not give you the excuse to go wild!" yelled Botan as she took Yusuke's cigarettes.

'And this is the Sandaime Rekai Tantei' Thought Naruto as he watched Yusuke walk into the darkness mumbling angrily about stupid assistance.

'Koenma could have picked worse you know?'

'Yes that's true like what happened to Yusuke's predecessor.'

'It seems so…. But we should expect great things from this detective shouldn't we. After all you did never tell your Uncle what you found about him.' Kuiiby said chuckling as Naruto smirked.

'You know why I didn't tell him its because of Enma… He can't be trusted.'

"The Winner Urameshi!"

"You sneaky Weasel." Kuwabara said

"well I do owe my victory to speed un lighting up and moves that'd be the envy of any pick pocket." Yusuke said smugly. "That is nothing to be proud of Yusuke!" Botan said as she hit him on the head.

'But it is something to be proud of if you're a shinobi! Right kit? Wasn't your mother a Kunochi though?'

'Yes she was but remember she gave it up right after The Yellow Flash took the mantle of Hokage.'

"The semi-finals commence immediately!! The first match: Kaze-Maru vs. Urameshi!!" Genkai said with a bored look on her face.

"What!?"

"Great I'm sick of standing around."

"But I just finished my match!"

"The order of the Matches is set. Tough Break kid!"

"But…." Yusuke sighed in defeat as he followed Genkai who was leading the rest of the fighters up a hill. With Botan and Naruto following behind Yusuke who was cursing his luck.

'I don't like are odds…'

'This kid better pull a miracle out of his hat…'

'Yes miracle or luck which ever comes first cause I don't think mom and me could beat this Rando character even if we summon Kotaro out to help.' Thought Naruto as they reached the top of the hill.

'Do you feel that Kuiiby? This swamp its surrounded with spirit energy.'

'Yah it is do you see the ghosts that haunt this place?'

'Yes.'

"Do you feel any of your energy returning Yusuke?"

"A bit." Yusuke answered. 'But not enough for a decent shot. If this guy is Rando I'm cooked.' Yusuke thought as he stepped in front of his opponent facing him ready to fight.

"Alright fighters ready. Begin!" Genkai called out.

End

To be Continued in Chapter One- Mission Completed! And Off To The Next….

Preview of Chapter One…

"You're a shinobi." Genkai stated as she watched Botan heal Kuwabara. "Now why would Koenma have a Kunochi working for him."

'Shot forgot about Genkai!' thought Botan as she finished healing Kuwabara. Naruto was glaring at Genkai about now.

"What's it to you if my mother is a shinobi?"

"Nothing that would interest you boy!" Genkai glared at Naruto. Then turned her attention to Botan. "Girl you better explain now or till after the tournament. Some how I think you don't want the dimwit to know about that do you."

End of Preview…

AlbanNeji: Done with the prouloge stay tooned for chapter one!! The finaly of the Genkai tournament and Botan and Naruto's Secret Revealed to Genkai!!

Naruto: Alban You don't have any more Ranmen!!

AlbanNeji; WHAT!! My mother bough to boxes full of Ranmen!! Naruto you didn't eat it all did you?(Alban sees Naruto laughing nervously) Naruto you idiot!! What I'm I going to eat now!!

Naruto: Um you can make macaroni and cheese?

AlbanNeji: Naruto you have five seconds to start running 1 2.…