Author's Note: So the cursive disease known as writer's block has gotten to me on my other story Welcome to Camp. Bare with me, hopefully the writer's block will leave me soon. If you have some idea for my story (credit will be given if idea is used) just let me know, because I need it, seriously. Until then here is what popped in my head while searching the internet. Enjoy.

Summary: "A wise man once said teme, an old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." "Are you now asking me to help you move a dead body, dobe?"

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." - Jim Hayes

"Ok Sasuke you have to help me, with this. I need to study and I only have tonight to do it. So please help!" The said boy looked at the blond. He had the audacity to come to his job and ask him to help him study. Sasuke put the box he was holding down and glared at the boy.

"If you haven't noticed. I'm working. Go ask Sakura. She's not volunteering at the hospital today." He said. Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Don't you think I asked her already, teme? She said something about going to the mall or whatever. I stopped listening after she said she couldn't help me." Naruto said. Sasuke looked at the boy and shook his head slightly. That's probably why the dobe was failing to begin with ignoring people while they talked.

"And there's no one else to help you study?" Sasuke asked him.

"Nope."

"Absolutely no one?"

"If you don't help me then no, I'm screwed." Naruto said. Sasuke looked at the textbooks the boy held. The dobe really wanted to study. What a surprise. Sasuke was about to speak but the blond spoke first. "You know teme, a wise man once said; an old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."

Sasuke stared at the blond, what the hell was he talking about.

"Are you now asking me to help you move a dead body, dobe?" He asked him giving the boy a weird look. Naruto smiled.

"No teme. I'm asking you to help me study! So will you? Please!" Sasuke sighed. The dobe was getting out of hand. He was getting loud and he was starting to sound somewhat smart. Glancing at the clock on the wall, the Uchiha sighed once again.

"Stay here. Don't touch anything." And with that he left Naruto standing there as he went into the back room where the boss's office was located. Not too much longer after he had went to the back, Sasuke returned with his coat hanging over his shoulder.

"Come on dobe. I have an hour and thirty minutes…Let's go bury this body." Naruto smiled and followed after his best friend, thanking the people on the internet for posting such great quotes.

So there it is. Sucked? Maybe. Fulfilled my need to write something? Yes. So review if you liked it. If only just a little! Thanks and have a nice day!! -TwilightRaver-