I do not own Total Drama Island

I do not own Total Drama Island. You Give Love a Bad Name is owned and written by Bon Jovi.

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"That's IT!!" Sadie yelled at Chris. "I can't take it anymore!! I can't live without Katie! I Quit!!"

"I quit…" The words echoed through everyone's skulls. Is that possible? Can you quit Total Drama Island? Everyone at the campfire was totally shocked. Katie was just voted off. Can two people be taken off on the same night? They didn't know what to say…

"Well…" Chris broke the silence. "You can quit, but that means both of you crazies are leaving."

"I don't care!!" Sadie yelled. "Just take me to the dock!"

"ooh!" Katie hugged her best friend. "You would do that for me?"

"Yes Katie. And I AM!!"

OOOOO

Cook walked the two girls to the Dock of Shame and sailed them off in the Boat of Losers, never to return again. Everyone else was just standing there watching Katie and Sadie float off.

"This is crazy!" Courtney yelled. "We lost two members in one night! We'll never win now! Duncan, what are we going to do?"

"Ya know, Princess? I don't really care. I'm glad those two weirdos are gone…" Duncan said slowly, glaring at the dock.

"Well Courtney, if you're so worried, we'll need a replacement then…." Chris responded.

OOOOO

It was the next day. The Killer Bass waited at the Dock of Shame for the boat to come in with their new camper.

"What's taking them so long?" Courtney asked impatiently. "This person is wasting my precious time, and they better be GOOD!"

"Gosh, man…" Harold responded. "Harsh…"

"Just be patient… they'll be here soon." DJ said.

With all the commotion, the team didn't see the boat arrive at the dock until they heard it. Or, the person on it.

"Shout through the heart, cuz you're too late! You give lo-o-ove a BAD name!" a voice called out from the boat. The voice was feminine, obviously owned by a girl, but was rough and harsh, and if you listened hard enough, it actually sounded like Bon Jovi. This girl sounded like a great singer.

The campers were just standing there, wondering what they should do. Should they tell the girl to stop? Turn around? Get off the damn boat already? They didn't know what to do. They were confused, but Duncan was just staring, awestruck.

"Oh my God…"