PRINCIPAL:
Whitestorm (hates his job, leaves most of it to Lionheart, often hums to self, volleyball coach)

VICE-PRINCIPAL:
Lionheart (acts like he's the real principal, extremely stuck-up and snobby)

SECRETARY:
Feathertail (very gentle, always talks in "!", constantly calls everyone "dear", freaks out when people are late)

TEACHERS/STAFF:
Art Teacher: Leafstar (constantly covered in paint)
Biology Teacher: Jayfeather (has a split personality of older Jaypaw and W&W Jayfeather like Jackyl and Hyde)
Chemistry Teacher: Riverstar (fur is always sticking out in random directions from his love of blowing stuff up)
Computer Technology Teacher: Shadowstar (is obsessed with the Internet, amazingly enough has not found W&W yet)
Drama Teacher: Midnight (completely Yoda-like, is very good at super drama, an ancient technique)
English Teacher: Bluestar (calm and collected, is all but a hippie, ice skating coach)
French Teacher: Mothwing (always spacing out, sometimes forgets to teach her class, once didn't show up at all)
Geography Teacher: Starsight (always talks LIKE THIS, also berates people for making fun of her story "Warriors in School")
Guidance Councillor: Sorreltail (very cute, toms tend go to her for absolutely no guidance at all)
History Teacher: Thunderstar (rambles on throughout the entire class, never shuts up even when the bell rings, many cats tend to fall asleep in his class)
Janitor: Darkstripe (very grumpy, constantly being called into Chemistry to clean up after Riverstar)
Librarian: Yellowfang (oldest in the school (One-eye lives next door, even though she's older), tends to yell "SHUT UP!" when she thinks it's too loud)
Lunch/Break Supervisor: Scourge (gives out detentions for no reason at all)
Lunch Lady: Graypool (very nasty temper, loves giving students their daily "slop")
Martial Arts Master: Blackstar (is the toughest guy in the school, everyone is glad that he's not a real teacher, is the only teacher with a motorcycle, hockey coach)
Math Teacher: Tigerstar (very hard on all his students, deliberately fails Firestar, thinks this is Harry Potter and not WIS, football coach)
Music Conductor: Brambleclaw (has fun teasing his students though he never shows it, thinks that Stonefur is a cacophonist)
Nurse: Daisy (hates needles, reads to kindergartens in her spare time)
Phys. Ed. Teacher: Leopardstar (extremely hard on her students, makes them do 50 push-ups if they don't follow her rules, rugby coach)
Physics Teacher: Windstar (is very precise about her calculations, bangs her head against the closest solid object if she gets it wrong, soccer coach)
Random Science Teacher: Mudfur (gets random coughing fits, sometimes sprays the class with phlegm)

STUDENTS:
Ashfur (has a crush on Squirrelflight, deliberately fails music)
Berrynose (constantly wears a bag over his head because he's embarrassed of his name)
Blackclaw (part of Brokentail's gang, has a scruffy appearance, always the one who gets in trouble)
Brokentail (the big bully, constantly stealing people's lunch money, almost never gets in trouble, never bothers Leafpool)
Brook (cute exchange student with an extremely thick accent)
Cherrytail (very cute, one of the "popular" girls, constantly teases her brother Sparrowpelt)
Cinderpelt (one of the "popular" girls, sometimes thinks she's Cinderpaw)
Cloudstar (sarcastic, detests the world)
Cloudtail (thinks that "school is for chumps", still a top student)
Crowfeather (sports a very regal freestyle moustache, is constantly teased by it, doesn't care)
Dustpelt (the cute guy that everyone wants to date, even though he's a total grump)
Firestar (totally full of himself, thinks he can handle any situation)
Graystripe (doggedly follows Silverstream everywhere)
Hawkfrost (desperately tries to make his own gang, is failing miserably, though is acing geography)
Heatherpaw (has a crush on Lionpaw, aces at chemistry)
Hollypaw (top martial arts student, berates Cloudtail for his "school is for chumps" motto)
Jaypaw (aces biology, flunks art because he can never get "the big picture")
Leafpool (tries to keep all of her classmates in balance, as a result always looks harried and tired, aces all classes (especially biology) whilst everyone else fails (at biology), unusually immune to Brokentail, top student)
Lionpaw (runs the lost-and-found, tens to find really odd items such as smelly old socks and the odd porcupine, has a crush on Heatherpaw)
Mistyfoot (is the only one immune to Thunderstar's droning, thus aces history)
Mousepaw (tries unsuccessfully to get Berrynose to take off that paper bag)
Rowanclaw (part of Brokentail's gang, very "cool-looking", never gets in trouble)
Runningwind (most physically fit, able to run the track faster than anyone else)
Sandstorm ("giggly girl", giggles at anything Firestar says, detests Spottedleaf with a vengeance)
Silverstream (does a lot of G-rated flirting)
Sootfur (timid, geek-like, but definitely not a geek)
Sparrowpelt (the REAL geek, talks in "techno" i.e. lol, brb, ttfn, etc. as well as 1337)
Spottedleaf ("giggly girl", giggles at anything Firestar says, detests Sandstorm with a vengeance)
Squirrelflight (scoffs at Sandstorm and Spottedleaf, aces at English, constantly asks Leafpool "How do you do it?")
Stonefur (excels at the cacophone, an ace at math)
Stormfur (calm and collected, falling for that cute exchange student Brook, aces math)
Tawnypelt (one of the "popular" girls, has a major crush on Rowanclaw)

OTHER CHARACTERS:
Brackenfur (firefighter, excels at his job, usually stands around and stares at Millie doing something wrong while he isn't doing anything)
Kestrelpaw (a senior student, not part of the regular class, always tries to act cool and swaggers around during lunch, flees from Brambleflower as if his life depends on it)
Lakestorm (like Starsight only talks in capital letters, usually appears to correct mistakes about "Warriors: The Band", often gets into arguments with Starsight that leave everyone staring)
Millie (firefighter, can never do her job correctly)
Mousefur (substitute teacher, everyone hates her since she loves giving out detentions, sometimes joins Scourge in detention to torture the students)
One-eye (old lady who lives next to the school, beats students with her cane if they trespass or lose toys in her garden)
Redtail (police officer, runs around making loud gun noises during lock-downs)
Riskay (hall monitor, yells at people when they run through the halls, always reporting to Shadowstar, has an obsession with hard-cover books that constantly distracts her from monitoring the halls)
Rubystripe (fire chief, constantly yells at Millie for screwing up)
Whitewing (cute substitute teacher, the class loves her because she's so nice)
Wolf (illegally sneaks into class during the Grade 8 field trips, always gives herself away by poking the teacher and running away screaming)

THE TOURING GRADE 8 CLASS:
Ashtail (extremely smart, acts really dumb, always states that "I AM YOUR SUPERIOR!")
Brambleflower (has a major crush on Kestrelpaw, gets dizzy and out of breath around him, sometimes faints)
Cloudwind (aces math, is at a higher level than most of the high school students, is obsessed with pi, often attempts to recite every single digit though is always stopped thankfully)
Copperrose (aces history, always waving her hand to be picked on, brings a mouse for Thunderstar every day, talks to herself a lot)
Dogma (the "insecure" cat, always having break downs in the middle of class, always has to go see Daisy, has a terrible lisp, only friend is the toad in Jayfeather's class (the one waiting for dissection), enjoys throwing her shoes at the chalkboard and sucking up to teachers)
Forestpelt (always jumps at the words "running" or "flame", also liable to run in circles and scream his name at the top of her lungs)
Lilacheart (undercover agent working to stop Magicyop from taking over the world, Soundstorm's sister)
Lostpaw (obsesses over England, spazzes out if anyone dares to contradict the awesomeness of England, flirts with Redtail the cop every chance she gets)
Magicyop (Grade 8 teacher, a toad who is obsessed with taking over the world, has managed to work out that he needs to take over the school board first, is failing miserably at taking over the high school)
Mossflower (tends to have random hyper fits that send her racing in circles around the room, otherwise very quiet, always thinks that drills are the real thing)
Quailfeather (obsessed with/has a major crush on Sootfur, uses every chance she gets to pounce on him)
Rabbitfoot (will scream "DANNY PHANTOM!" every time she hears the word 'ghost' or a word starting with 'D', also liable to throw herself off a cliff)
Rabbitfur (has a split personality disorder, can be completely quiet one minute and running around screaming his head off the next)
Ripplestream (can always be found listening to her iPod, only has FOB, MCR, Avenged Sevenfold, etc. songs on it)
Sevenclaws (carries around a puffy Jigglypuff backpack everywhere, sets his Absol on people if they annoy him)
Silverfoot (a little emo looking, though acts like anything but, loves lighting things on fire and blowing stuff up with Riverstar, runs in circles screaming "AAAAAAAAHHHHH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" when the bell rings or the intercom comes on)
Skywish (alter ego of Super Skyie, uses a silly string as her weapon, hides in unsuspecting places and jumps out at random people, nemesis's are Math and Sciences, wears a cape and beanie with a propeller)
Soundstorm (undercover agent working to stop Magicyop from taking over the world, Lilacheart's sister)
Sparklestripe (suffers from constant headaches, liable to yell "SHUT UP!" in the middle of class, both as the exclamation and the literal meaning)
Swiftstep (very mischievous, a sugar addict, has random laughing fits in class, is constantly getting in trouble with One-eye and the rest of the staff, hangs out at the Lost-and-Found, tends to take random items that aren't actually hers, aces math and physics)
Tumblefur (has a major crush on Ashfur, usually faints when he talks to her, has a strange obsession with her shadow, chucks banana pudding at people when she's mad, thrives in Music, has to be shovelled out of history because she falls asleep so deeply)
Wildflower (has a crush on Runningwind, tries to run everywhere like him but crashes into stuff instead, aces drama)

PARENT-TEACHER ORGANIZATION (PTO):
Hawkstorm (extremely crazy, constantly dissing Nightcloud, telling Feathertail to let go of Crowfeather, telling Leafpool and Crowfeather to get back together, convincing Jaypaw and Hollypaw they're not Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight's kits, and telling Jaypaw and Cinderpaw that they were made for each other)
Nightcloud (leader of PTO, extremely snooty, wants to throw Hawkstorm out of PTO but she comes up with too many good ideas)
Nightpaw (youngest member of PTO, likes to blow stuff up, mostly calm and quiet but can have screaming fits where he runs around in circles screaming "bush" and "fifty-two", often speaks of doom and destruction after these fits, has slight crush on Leafpool, is a very good singer)
Sandspots (Description in progress...)

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INTRODUCTION

BRI-I-I-I-ING!

"A new week!" Firestar exclaimed. "Let's make the best of this, eh?"

Sandstorm and Spottedleaf giggled madly, then shot each other murderous looks. Squirrelflight scoffed at them as she walked past, and Silverstream flipped her tail. A loud crash came from the other side of the room as Graystripe knocked over the large globe of the territories. Another loud crash came from the door as Berrynose knocked over the teacher's coat stand.

"Just take the bag off!" Mousepaw said as he followed his brother inside. "You'll see much better!"

"But everyone will laugh at me!" Berrynose replied. "My name sucks!"

"No they won't!"

"Of course they will! Watch!"

Berrynose whipped the bag off his head, and everyone in the room turned, pointed, and laughed at him. Berrynose wailed and jammed the bag on his head again; instantly everyone shut up and went back to what they were doing.

Leafpool rushed in, hung up her coat, raced to her desk, and whipped out her notebook, all under 5 seconds. "How do you do it?" Squirrelflight asked, bewildered.

"I'm faster than you," she retorted, pulling out her pencil case.

Brokentail swaggered in, followed closely by Blackclaw and Rowanclaw. Hawkfrost entered on their tails (quite literally), trying to adopt the same cool swagger. "Blackclaw! You're supposed to be my friend! Can't we make a gang together?"

"I'm already in Brokentail's gang," Blackclaw replied. "Come over to us...we like heavy metal."

"Okay."

Cherrytail, Cinderpelt, and Tawnypelt walked in, giggling amongst themselves as usual. Tawnypelt kept shooting glances at Rowanclaw, while Cherrytail pointed at Leafpool and cried, "Look! It's the geek!"

"oi!" Sparrowpelt yelled, omitting his capitals as usual. "im the only geek around here!"

"Whatever."

"Are you dissing my sister?" Squirrelflight demanded, stalking up to Cherrytail.

"What's it look like?" Cherrytail sniffed.

"OH, YOU ARE SOO GOING DOWN!" Squirrelflight shouted. They began flailing at each others faces in a fierce catfight while Tawnypelt slid over to Rowanclaw.

Lionpaw raced in, waving a pair of socks around. "Has anyone lost a pair of socks?" he shouted.

"NO!" the room replied in unison.

"And I tell you, school is still for chumps," Cloudtail snarled at Hollypaw as they walked in.

"And I say you're sooo wrong!" she replied haughtily.

"You wanna go?" Cloudtail challenged.

Hollypaw threw herself at him in an answer. They rolled around on the floor and tripped Cherrytail and Squirrelflight; they began a four-way free-for-all all-out brawl.

Brook came in, expertly dodged the fight, and slid into her desk. Stormfur walked up and leaned on the next desk. "How're you do-" He was cut off when the desk he was leaning on slid out from under him; he fell to the floor with a yelp. Brook blushed.

"Why?" Stonefur cried, stalking into the room. "I suck at the saxophone!"

"No you don't!" Mistyfoot said, trying to calm her brother down. "Brambleclaw said last week that you were the best-"

"CACOPHONIST!" Stonefur wailed, breaking down in tears.

Runningwind seemed to pop out of nowhere, having run so fast. The entire class stared at him and blinked slowly. "What?" Runningwind asked, his face like this: O.O

"BREAK IT UP!" Ashfur shouted, pulling Cloudtail off Squirrelflight. "How dare you hurt her!"

"Oh, shut up, Ashy, before I claw your face off," Squirrelflight retorted.

"Hark, is that sarcasm?" Cloudstar snorted.

"Of course," Squirrelflight replied. "You're not the only one around here who uses sarcasm, Cloudstar."

Cloudstar snarled sarcastically.

Crowfeather sauntered into the room, easily twirling his long and curly moustache. "Whoa, Crowy!" someone shouted. "When did you get that moustache?"

"On the weekend," he sniffed. "It's quite regal, isn't it?"

"Regally large," Brokentail snickered; Blackclaw and Rowanclaw snorted with laughter, and Hawkfrost burst out laughing a moment later. Crowfeather shot him an arrogant glare and stalked to his seat.

Dustpelt slouched into the class, and immediately Cherrytail abandoned her attempt to gnaw off Hollypaw's tail and squeed loudly. She and Cinderpelt raced over to him, while Tawnypelt edged closer to Rowanclaw.

Heatherpaw nudged Lionpaw, and giggled softly. "I think those are Brokentail's."

"Are not!" Brokentail snarled. "For that you can both give me your lunch money!"

"Aw!"

Sootfur crept into the class, glancing about nervously. A fangirly scream came from nowhere, and he leapt so high his head got stuck in the ceiling. Firestar rolled his eyes and walked over to pull him down. Sandstorm and Spottedleaf giggled madly, then shot each other murderous looks.

"Has the bell rung yet?" Cloudstar asked loudly and sarcastically.

OF COURSE NOT.

"Hey, what's with the big words?"

I AM THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY.

"Yeah, and winged hedgehogs are flying out of my butt."

DO NOT INSULT ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE POOFED OUT OF EXISTANCE.

"Like you even could."

A puff of purple smoke surrounded Cloudstar, and he disappeared.

Suddenly the bell rang. The entire class scurried to their seats; a puff of green smoke announced the arrival of Cloudstar who barely made it to his seat before the teacher walked in.