I Do not own Naruto. I continue to say this and I shall also continue to mention what I would do if I did. Naruto and Gaara smexy heaven!! Bwhahahaha!! Hehehehe…hehehe….ahem…On with the story!!

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"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!" Naruto half screamed, half yelled at the red head he was mercilessly shaking.

Gaara pried Naruto off of him and backed up to the bedroom wall. He kept a steady glare towards the blonde.

"Number…one…" Gaara spoke through gritted teeth as he gripped the wall with his hands. "Never…touch me…"

Naruto grinned. Gaara scowled. "Number two…you're welcome…"

Naruto continued grinning. Gaara pushed himself further up on the wall, trying to distance himself from the blonde.

It was almost as if Gaara was in a horror movie. The screeching orchestras, the blonde ball of doom approaching him with an unnatural grin, and the worst part, the hug of gratitude which was like a heat seeking missile.

There was no way he was going to survive.

Gaara groaned when the blonde's arms wrapped around him in a hug. Naruto shook him excitedly.

"It's because of you that I passed this test!! Now I won't fail this class!! Thank you!!"

Gaara gave up with the idea of escape and hung loosely as Naruto shook him. After about 10 minutes of hell, Naruto pulled away, still grinning.

"I'm gonna treat you to one of my favorite restaurants!" Naruto threw his hands up in the air excitedly. Gaara groaned and almost rolled his eyes…almost.

"That's really not necessary…" Gaara muttered. The red head immediately regretted having spoken.

Naruto slapped Gaara hard on the back, making the red head stumble forward. Gaara turned to glare at the still grinning blonde.

"It's absolutely necessary!" Finally, the grin seceded and Naruto's eyes fell to his feet. "After all…I know it must have been hard teaching a dumbbell like me." Naruto grinned sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his head, now looking at Gaara.

Gaara stared before he let out a small sigh. "Fine."

Naruto grinned and zoned in for another hug. Gaara stiffened but didn't protest. The blonde proceeded to the main room to watch t.v.

Gaara sat down on one of the beds and placed his head in his hands. "That Naruto…"

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"This way please."

Naruto grinned at Gaara as they followed the waitress to a back booth in the room. Gaara slid in on one side and Naruto slid in on the other side. They ordered their drinks and the waitress left them with the menu.

Gaara merely glanced at the menu. Naruto looked up to find the red head staring at him.

"Why such a…sophisticated place?" Gaara muttered. The blonde simply grinned.

"Why not go to such a sophisticated place?" Naruto chuckled as Gaara let out a frustrated sigh.

"I didn't expect you to take me to a place like this…" Gaara watched Naruto's expression become confused. He tried to find a better way to word what he was saying. "It just seems…like you'd go somewhere more…homely…than fancy." A big O appeared on Naruto's face. The blonde laughed and waved his hand.

"Usually I would." Naruto's eyes fell to the table. "I just feel that you gave up a lot to help me so…"

It was Gaara's turn to be confused. "Gave up a lot?"

Naruto's eyes snapped up to look at Gaara. The blonde smiled sheepishly, trying to explain. "Your friends…you gave up hanging out with all of your friends to hang out with me…"

"That's not a big deal." Gaara muttered.

Naruto stopped smiling. The look in Gaara's eyes said he was serious.

"Oh…well…This is just my thanks to you…" Naruto smiled.

Before Gaara could speak the waitress reappeared with their drinks, ready to take their orders.

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"A chocolate mousse?" Gaara stared at the desert placed in front of them. Naruto held up a spoon and grinned.

"Yup. No such thing as dinner without dessert with Naruto Uzumaki!"

Gaara shrugged and picked up his spoon. He was stopped before the spoon was in his mouth.

"Let me warn you." Naruto tightened his grip on Gaara's wrist. "This mousse is like no other…It's THE…MOST…INCREDIBLE…MOUSSE you will ever taste." The blonde squinted his eyes and raised his eyebrows for dramatic effect.

Gaara stared at the hand wrapped around his wrist. Naruto let go, chuckling.

Naruto took a bite of the mousse and shook with joy. "Mhmmm…..Tasty…."

Badump.

Gaara felt his chest hurt but he ignored it.

Slowly, Gaara took a bite.

He tasted it slowly…It was…incredible.

Gaara sat back in the booth. This stuff was actually pretty good.

Why…was the table getting closer…and everything was getting darker…

Thwump.

"Gaara!? Gaara!? Gaara, are you okay!?"

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Naruto pulled Gaara through the bedroom door and let the red head fall onto the nearest bed. Naruto turned to walk away but he was stopped. The grip on his wrist tightened before he glanced back to see Gaara face down in the bed.

"What the heck…happened…?" Gaara managed to mutter through the sheets. Naruto bent down beside the bed and grinned.

"Don't worry. It happened to me the first time too."

Gaara moved his face against the covers until he could look Naruto in the eyes. "What?"

Naruto laughed. "It's nothing. It just takes some getting used to. The chef at that restaurant can make some incredible desserts…"

Gaara groaned. "You've got to be kidding me."

Naruto shook his head and laughed.

There was silence for a while. Naruto stood up deciding to go clean himself up.

"Woah." Naruto yelped.

Suddenly Naruto was on the bed being straddled…by Gaara.

Instantly, Naruto's face was red. "Gaara…what are you-"

"You smell…delicious…" Gaara's lips hovered over Naruto's neck. Naruto shuddered from the electricity in the air.

"Gaara…are you okay? Maybe you should-"

Gaara kissed Naruto's neck. "You taste like…dessert…"

Naruto raised his eyebrows when he thought he heard Gaara laugh.

"Look, Gaara. I think sugar's not your strong point. I'll keep that in mind so let me go."

Naruto shifted under Gaara's weight, trying to get away.

"That dinner wasn't enough to pay me back…"

Naruto stiffened. "What…?"

Naruto could feel Gaara kissing his neck and he panicked. He pushed himself away from Gaara and backed up to the wall.

"Gaara…It was really nice of you to help me but I paid you back in full…when you didn't even really want it." Naruto whispered.

Gaara was glancing out the side of his eyes as he sat down on the end of the bed. Naruto gulped as he watched Gaara stand up. Naruto backed up further into the wall, sensing the aggressive aura.

Minutes passed.

Gaara remained silent as he made his way into the bathroom and closed the door. Naruto let out a sigh of relief.

What was that all about?

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Hahahaha. I'm holding out on you guys this time. The smexy stuff won't be so easily aroused. Hahahaha….anywhoz…if you wanna know what happens next review for me plz! :3 5 times would be nice…. :D thank youz!!