A/N: I got this out really fast because I want to get to the point of Kyouya having a drunken one night stand… See more at bottom. Also have I been forgetting disclaimers? Also who has the hickey Hunny or Mori?

Disclaimer: The parts that aren't mine, aren't mine.

Practice Makes Perfect

"I didn't mean all of it."

"I know." Tamaki turned around in his chair. They watched each other in silence. "Do you want to talk about it?"

Kyouya glared at nothing "No."

"Okaaay, moving on- I kissed Haruhi."

"And?"

"It was decidedly lacking."

"On her part?"

"Of course not! On my part."

"So I guess that means that we have to research kissing techniques?"

"I'm supposed to be naturally good at this," Tamaki whined.

"Everything takes practice, come here I think I have found something."

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Haruhi looked up from her Literature homework. I suppose now that we are moving in our relationship I should sets some rules…

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Tamaki felt a chill in the air. "Kyouya, I-I have this feeling, it is a feeling of fear."

"Stop being a baby and read the article." It was then that Tamaki learned to distract with kisses. It was also then that it was decided some time in the future Haruhi would get a seventy percent on an English test and Tamaki wouldn't be spoken to for a week, it would be their first big fight. Neither knew of what lay ahead. Oh the danger of kisses.

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Perhaps more the reason for Tamaki's feeling of fear; Ranka bought a new set of frying pans as the old ones were almost dead, and these were on sale! He just knew Haruhi was going to love them. That and they had a nice weight in them, good for hitting people if need be.

Poll: the people who get sex scenes are Hunny, Kyouya, TamakixHarhui...do you want more? Is there such a thing as too much? What do you think?

A/N: …Which is two real chapters away and four chapters including the miniseries. Just so you know she is an artist, and a full blooded foreigner, but Japanese because a family adopted her; the mom wanted a daughter but was not going through child birth again due to health. Love it or hate it let me know. I just have been thinking about how Kyouya really needs someone who can focus on him, when he needs it and then walk away when he gets evil, and then come back when he has returned to ethical-ish. So she can't really be a big player in the business world. And to the reviewer who said that the pretending to be a guy was Haruhi's thing they were totally right.