Hey, it's omgwho.amiagain here . I'm here with a Twilight oneshot...something that actually happened to my friend in real life. Well the spider part though.

Rather short, but I hope you like it ! Enjoy!

Title- Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner!

Rating - T

Summary - When Edward asks Bella to do a simple task- get his jacket from the car, what happens? He actually trusts her to go alone- which is a big mistake. Who knew Bella had such a huge fear of spiders?

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse. It belongs to Stephenie Meyer. Can't wait for Breaking Dawn xD

"Bella, can you please get my jacket from the car?"

"Ok Edward."

"Hurry, please. Carlisle called a family meeting."

"Am I going to be there?"

"Of course my darling. You're already a part of the family.

"R-r-really?"

I blushed like hell and went to go get him his jacket.

5 hours later-

"I'm back!"

Murmurs of "Bella where were you," filled the room.

"Bella, whatever took you so long?" Esme asked worriedly. "What happened?"

"Heh..heh…, well you see…"

Flashback –

On the way out to the car, I tripped several times. I instantly felt the heat rising to my cheeks, even though no one was around. As I stumbled all the way to the car, I rustled through my pockets for Edward's car keys.

"Where…were…. they?" I thought.

Finally, I made it to the car after getting 3 cuts, 2 bruises, and 7 falls. Then it hit me.

Right on top of the car window was…

-dun dun dun dun dun dun- -shark music plays-

"AHHHH!"

And what was I screaming about, you might ask?

A….A…A…SPIDER! Yes, a spider. But it wasn't just any spider; it was a gigantic one. Humungous! Enormous! Imposturous! It was big and huge and black and furry and ewwww…! I must say, it was one ugly spider.

"Die, spider, die!" I yelled murderously, whacking it with a fly swatter that suddenly appeared from nowhere.

"Die! Die! Die!" I yelled spontaneously.

"Dieeeeee spider!"

But noooo it just wouldn't die. Curse that stupid spider! How could it attack me, Isabella Marie Swan, the most fearful of the spiders? How did it know of my weakness? Noooooo…!.

End Flashback-

"So how'd you finally manage to kill the spider?" asked Esme eagerly.

"Uhh, I sucked it up with a vacuum cleaner."

"Where'd you get the vacuum cleaner?"

"Uhm…iono?"

"Why did you take so long to kill it then? And why didn't you just use the vacuum cleaner at first?"

"Well, you see…I was using the flyswatter to make sure it was dead, not to kill it."

Everyone in the room sweatdropped.

"Well, it's ok, Bella. At least you're here, safe and sound." Edward whispered in my ear, embracing me.

Oh, he was so going to regret that statement.

The next morning-

Screams of – "Bella, what'd you do to my car? NOOOOO!" echoed all across town.

Even Bella could hear them, and she lived on the other side of town.

"Heh, heh." Bella chuckled. "I forgot- while trying to kill that spider, I totally wrecked Edward's car."

"Hmm…I never got that sweater after all…"

"She opened her bathroom door- and found it crawling with spiders.

"AHHHHHHH!"

Well this scream echoed all through Washington.

A note said, "Haha – Edward"

How could he have known of my terrible fear of spiders?

"DAMN THAT STUPID SHINY VOLVO OWNER!"

Actually, make that ex-stupid shiny Volvo owner. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Are the characters a bit OOC? Tell me in your reviews please! I know it's pretty short but I didn't know how to make it longer.

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