Summary: The TRC group takes a break from gathering Sakura's feathers, so what do they do on their spare time? Play games!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of CLAMP's awesome work! And if I did...that'll be a bad, bad idea if CLAMP's work fell into my hands and I controlled everything! Ohohohohoho--I'll shut up now.
"Let's play some games!" The white fluff ball suggested a while after they have arrived at a new world.
Kurogane raised a curious eyebrow at Mokona as he watched it bounce joyfully up and down on the mages' head who adapted a pleasant smile upon his lips.
"Shouldn't we be looking for the feather?" He asked as Syaoron nodded at that frantically behind the ninja.
Mokona pondered on that but shook its head/body in disagreement. "No! We should take a break from finding the feathers! So let's find a place to stay and we'll play some games so we're not bored!"
"But…" Syaoran spoke quietly as he timidly raised a hand up a little like he was going to ask a question to a teacher. "Are there any feathers in this world?"
Mokona turned to the boy, giving him a bit of a frown, looking disappointed. "No."
"Can you check?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
Syaoran was about to protest some more but Sakura who was hiding some where in the background, went up to Syaoran's side. She smiled to him kindly with her usual innocent princess expression that was bound to make her lover listen.
"Syaoran-kun, how about if we do take a break. We haven't taken one in a while so let's do what Moko-chan says, okay?"
Syaoran looked a bit saddened. "Are you sure, princess?"
Sakura nodded, widening her smile some more. "Yes, Syaoran-kun."
The boy sighed in defeat. "…Okay."
The group rented a small white house that stood on top of a large hill, overlooking a peaceful meadow. Mokona bounced right into the house, leading everyone to a square shape living room with a large comfy couch, T.V. and fireplace.
Mokona bounced onto one of the arms of the couch, watching as its companions walked inside. They looked around the light blue painted room and turning their gaze at Mokona who smiled pleasantly.
"Okay! The first game we're going to play is hichhicker!" Mokona declared, raising one of its tiny paws in the air.
Sakura sat down on the couch, gesturing towards the white pork bun in wonder. "How do you play that?"
Mokona's smile widened, Kurogane didn't like how the little creature was smiling like that. It was like the creature had something evil in mind and the name of the game didn't sound like something an innocent princess would play.
"It's a fun game!" Mokona exclaimed, bouncing up and down. "There are three people in the car, but you sit in chairs instead of a car but you pretend that you're driving. The three people have the opposite of their natural personality. Say Sakura for instances, you're sweet, nice, friendly. But in this game you're coldhearted and nasty! Just plain nasty!"
Sakura looked a little scared. "I don't want to be coldhearted and nasty…"
"It's just a game, Sakura!" Mokona assured her, patting on the girls hand a bit before continuing. "So anyways, the three people have different personalities. Then this hichhicker comes around and the hichhicker can be ruthless, funny, or just plain stupid. Anything that'll drive the others crazy and make them get out of the car!"
"Oh…" Sakura blinked, she turned to Syaoran who didn't know what to say. Then to Fai who just smiled and then to Kurogane who rolled his eyes.
"Okay, we can play it…I guess…" Sakura said.
"Good!" Mokona said. It opened its mouth and four chair popped out of its mouth. The chairs landed on the floor across from the couch in the open space that separated it and the T.V.
"Now who wants to be the hitchhicker?" Mokona asked as it looked around at the group, rubbing its paw under its chin (does it have one?) pondering.
Then Fai immediately jumped up, waving his arm in the air. "Me!"
"Okay, Fai. You stand over there." Mokona said as it pointed a paw over towards one of the corners in the room. Fai nodded in response and did what he was told without question but just a silly smile on his face.
"Now, Sakura!" Mokona pointed to Sakura who almost jumped up in alarm.
"You're the driver, so go sit on one of the chairs in the first row!" The pork bun ordered as Sakura obeyed and sat down.
"Syaoran, sit next to Sakura and Kurogane sit in the back behind Syaoran."
The boy sat down silently without any questions like Fai who was still standing against the wall smiling. But Kurogane stood still at his spot, frowning at the pork bun with his arms crossed.
"I am not playing a stupid game." He muttered.
Fai pouted, his smile now left him "Oh c'mon, Kuro-puu! Do it for the children!"
"No!" Kurogane retorted.
Fai gasped dramatically as he slapped his hand over his chest. "You have no soul!"
"Good!"
Mokona sighed as it began to pace around in circles, thinking deeply on something. "I guess I have no choice…" The white pork bun stopped to turn towards Kurogane as dark, ominous music appeared in the background and it suddenly turned nighttime.
"If Kuro-daddy doesn't want to play with his children and wife…" Mokona slowly pulled out something from out of nowhere. As the little creature pulled it out, the ninja's eyes widened.
Lightening flashed brightly and the ominous music in the background grew louder. Everyone else stared in awe as they watched what Mokona drew out.
The latest edition of Kurogane's favorite ninja manga!
Mokona giggled (a giggle that was shockingly similar to a certain princess, or at least the alternate.)
The little fluff ball held the manga in its paws, getting ready to tear it. "I'll tear your favorite manga in half! And…" Mokona stepped aside and there appeared a video camera (Everyone else wondered where that appeared.).
"I'll videotape your reaction and show it to Yuko! And look…" Mokona pointed to the video camera, there was a small red light blinking on one corner of it.
"It's already recording!"
More lightening flashed as everyone watched in horror as the pork bun started to laugh. Then suddenly the evil pork bun stopped laughing (the lightening stopped too.) and smiled warmly to its companions.
"Now let's start the game!" Then Mokona jumped down to the back of the couch and turned off the soundtrack that was playing the ominous music.
Kurogane grunted, he had no choice. He walked over to the chair behind Syaoran and sat down.
Mokona jumped back onto the couch, holding the video camera in its paws and looking through it. "Okay! Sakura, your job is to act mean and scary! Syaoran, your job is too act totally freaked out and panic! Kurogane, your job is too have a 'WTF' expression the whole time! And Fai, you act as crazy as you can be! Okay! Now we're rolling! Sakura, you start first and pretend that you're driving!"
Sakura blinked as she motioned her hand in front of her like she's moving a steering wheel. "Like this, Moko-chan?"
"Yup! Now let's start!" Mokona declared as it zoomed the video camera at the group.
"Uh…. Sakura looked around hastily at her companions and back to look straight ahead. "Where do you guys want to go?"
"Meanier, Sakura! You have to act mean!"
Sakura sighed and tried to put on the best frowning impression. "Ahem. Where do you insignificant fools want to go?" Sakura was feeling very uncomfortable with this even though this was only a game.
"I—I don't know…" Syaoran stuttered, shaking a little on his seat. "Ma—maybe we could—"
"Nobody asked you!" Sakura barked, glaring at the boy who almost jumped out of his seat in fear. She turned her scary gaze over to Kurogane who was having his eyebrow raised in an inquisitive manner.
"And what are you staring at?" Sakura asked, now glaring at the ninja.
"Nothing, princess." Kurogane gritted his teeth. He then motioned his head away from Sakura's gaze. "Oi, there's some idiot coming our way."
Fai jumped in front of them and was waving his arms frantically in the air. "Hi!"
"Let's run him over." Kurogane suggested as he stared at the mage blankly.
Sakura grinned evilly. "That's a good idea, but only I do the driving around here!"
Fai then skipped over to the chair next to Kurogane and happily sat down with the largest smile ever.
"I would like to go to the candy shop! So I can have some candy!"
"No!" Kurogane retorted. "And how the hell did you get in here? We were supposed to run you over!"
Syaoran started to shake some more. "He—he's a—a—a—ghost!" He ducked his head down and covered it with his hands.
Fai laughed. "No, I'm not a ghost! …Or am I?"
Syaoran gave out a shrill high pitch screech that only a crazy high school girl could use but in this case the boy could use it.
Sakura rolled her eyes as she watched Syaoran scream for a long ten seconds. "You know, I had it with you and your shrill screams! Are you even a boy?"
"I—I—don't know…" He shook his head and his entire body started to shake and so did the chair. "Do—do you want me to check?"
"No, you can check in the bathroom." Sakura responded with a frown that was scaring the boy even more. "Now where do you guys want to go!"
"Candy shop!" Fai answered as he started to bounce up and down on his chair. "Candy shop! Candy shop! Candy shop!"
"Fine!" Sakura retorted. "What do you want?"
"Candy!" Fai cheered.
Kurogane faced palm while Syaoran was still shaking. "I—I would like some candy too…"
"What kind?" Sakura asked.
"CHOCOLATE!!" Fai cheered, standing up on his chair but then topping over onto the floor.
Kurogane turned to him, now having the 'WTF' expression. "I think he's dead."
"De—dead?" Syaoran asked, looking at Fai who was lying motionless on the floor. "Re—really?"
"Yes, now shut up." Kurogane exclaimed.
Fai gasped and quickly got up. "I'm not dead! I'm alive and crazy and I want some candy!"
"Crap." Both Kurogane and Sakura muttered simultaneously.
Fai sat down on Kurogane's lap and gave him a huge hug. "And my first piece of candy will be this big hunk of sugar!"
"Get off of me!" Kurogane exclaimed, trying to push Fai off but his embrace was too strong. So the angry ninja tried to kick him off but fell out of his seat. Fai giggled as they fell and continued to hug him.
"Kuro-silly is clumsy!"
"Get off!" Kurogane yelled.
Mokona looked up from the video camera with a slight frown as it watch Fai and Kurogane rolling on the floor in an awkward manner. Syaoran shaking uncontrollably and Sakura looking like it's that time of the month again.
"This is not working!" Mokona exclaimed, getting everyone's attention immediately.
Fai pouted, finally getting off of Kurogane as he sat back down on his chair. "Why not?"
"'Cause it just isn't! " Mokona complained. "So now we're going to play a different game!"
"Which is?" Everyone including Kurogane asked questionably.
Mokona grinned, rubbing its paws together. "Let's play…"
A/N: Random no? Well I was in a TV Production camp thing and we were playing this game hitchhicker and videotaping it. We played a few rounds of it, one time I was the hitchhicker and I was doing similar stuff that Fai was doing in here. We watched the tape and I looked and acted so stupid...We were playing all of these stupid games in the camp 'cause we didn't have much to do at the camp (the advertisment lied to me!) And so yeah...in later chapters there will be some CLAMP charecters joining in and if you have any suggestions on what games the TRC group should play or charecters that should join in don't be afraid to ask. Though I already have a few games in mind and charecters...And yes this is random and I know I'm not too descriptive, I'm not usually descriptive when I write humor fics such as this one.