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Turtlequeen2: Kukukukuku! I have finally written a parody with an original plot!

Inuyasha: And your point is?

Turtlequeen2: I can finally prove that I can write comedy! Well, at least I hope so…

Inuyasha: Keh! Right… -rolls eyes-

Turtlequeen2: -glares at Inuyasha-

Anyways, I hope you don't get too confused…this is sort of like three stories in one. It is a parody, but it also is a story within itself. I hope you can make sense out of it. If you can't, I'll explain it in the next chapter! Also, I would like to point that anyone who writes Ocs should not take this offensive. This is not directed to ALL people who create Ocs. It's mainly the Mary-Sue type…

For those who like Kirara, Jaken, Shippou, and/or Kikyou, this is for you! I do not own Inuyasha. Only Rumiko Takahashi does.

I would like to thank W-nnabe for her help with this. I also hope that you find much humor in this! There will also be much drama, but mostly laughter, I pray!

The Beginning

How many of you have read tons of fan fiction in which some of the characters were seemingly missing? How many of you often wondered where they have disappeared to? How many of you have a favorite character in the anime/manga, Inuyasha, that is often one of these missing characters? Also, how many of you have read a story in which an original character has outshined most other characters? Well, these questions and more shall be answered today!

What happens in plot holes?

One day in the Inuyasha fan fiction world, yet another writer was creating an original character for their complex Inuyasha story. Whether it be Mary-Sue or not, this so-called writer also did not care much for certain characters. The plan to rid herself of them? Plot holes!

Here is their tale of such a feat:

"Keh! Who the hell are you?!" everyone's favorite hanyou demanded upon seeing a woman slay many demons in front of him and his group. Of course by this time, the author will now go into a half-page description of the maiden and her beauty. However, to save you some headache, I will just put only a paragraph.

This human had long black flowing hair that shown like the curtain of night. Her eyes were a cool confidence of sky blue. She wore a pair of black hakama, a magenta haori, and a pair of simple sandals. At her side was her trusted katana. Whew! Excruciating enough for you? If only she would have spent such time on describing what the canon characters looked like!

The woman kept a calm expression as she replied, "I am one they call Medachitagariya."

"Show off…?" Miroku, the charming monk, murmured in thought. "Such an odd name…" he trailed off. He quickly looked up at the woman and added, "However, the name fits your beauty well!" His violet eyes glinted with flirtatious intent.

"Thank you, Houshi-sama!" Medachitagariya replied with a smile.

The monk suddenly took hold of the enchantress' hands and looked up at her earnestly. "Medachitagariya-sama, would you bear my children?"

"Eh?" the woman gasped in confusion. She kept her smile in place as she shyly pulled her hands away from his. "Well…I don't think that I'm ready for that type of commitment quite yet…"

Miroku let out a slight sigh, but kept a serious expression in place. "I understand you completely." His face formed a small smirk as he added, "Although, when you are ready, I will be waiting."

"Waiting for what exactly, Houshi-sama?" Sango demanded in irritation. Her dark-colored eyes flashed with anger.

"Uh…Sango-sama?" Miroku questioned, now noticing the woman behind him. "…Waiting for nothing…" he responded meekly.

"Yeah right!" the taijiya responded in a near growl. To emphasize, she lightly hit the back of his head with Hiraikotsu. Of course, a small painful bump was left behind. The monk only replied with a sigh as he rubbed the back of his head.

Medachitagariya felt a nervous drop of sweat travel down the back of her head at their actions.

"What kind of name is Medachitagariya, anyways?" Inuyasha snorted out, snapping the woman out of her daze.

"It was my given name…" Medachitagariya answered simply.

Shippou, Kirara, and Kagome stood behind Inuyasha with confused expressions on their faces.

"Um, where did you come from?" Kagome spoke up, walking in front of the hanyou.

"What do you mean?" Medachitagariya asked in confusion.

"I mean, you just came out of nowhere. Also, if you're so powerful, how come we never heard about you until now?" the miko explained.

"Well…" Medachitagariya began in thought. "Perhaps it's because I like to keep a low profile. If enemies were to know where I resided, they would rise up and attack me in large leagues…"

"I doubt it, considering her name meaning…" Shippou muttered under his breath as he stood on Kagome's shoulder, his green eyes reflecting his sarcastic attitude.

Unfortunately, being the powerful being that she was, Medachitagariya heard the kitsune's comments. "Are you implying something, kitsune?" she hissed with narrowed eyes.

"Ack! You weren't suppose to hear that…" Shippou panicked, hiding his face behind Kagome's head. The rest of the group only sighed at the kitsune's smooth reply.

"Anyways," Sango broke in. "I have to concur with Shippou. If you are to keep such a low profile, why did you come out here so recklessly to aid us?"

"I have heard of your group. The ones who collect shards of the Shikon no Tama and are sworn to defeat that evil hanyou, Naraku…" Medachitagariya explained. "I decided to investigate and see how well you truly were."

"Keh! Just so you know, we didn't need an aid!" Inuyasha huffed stubbornly.

"But Inuyasha…" Kagome began. "We were struggling until she came to help."

"And your point is?" Inuyasha demanded.

Miroku gave a sigh. "She means that we should thank the woman for her assistance," he answered for the miko.

"Keh! Like I'm gonna thank that wench! She came in without warning, killing off the damn scum before I had a chance to really kick ass!" Inuyasha scoffed.

The Inu-tachi all mentally rolled their eyes. Even Kirara gave a small mew to disagree with the hanyou. The truth was that Inuyasha was giving his all and they were still losing.

"Quick being such a stubborn jerk!" Kagome scolded, giving the hanyou a glare.

"Keh!" Inuyasha only replied.

Medachitagariya's eyes brightened up in the slightest way. "I have a proposition. Why don't I join your group?"

"And why should we let you join?" Inuyasha demanded.

"Well, she is too beautiful to refuse…" Miroku trailed off, not even acknowledging that Sango was behind him.

However, instead of hitting the monk, the author decided to make the taijiya out of character for a few moments to make room for her original character. Instead, Sango gave Medachitagariya a smile. "Why not let you join? You must be more powerful than Inuyasha, though I'm not sure how…"

Of course, Kagome was not one to refuse. "Why not, Inuyasha?" she beamed. "Sango-chan has a point. I also do not know where her weird powers come from, nor if she's an enemy in disguise, but she might help us later! Not to mention that you know how I am with trusting people so easily!"

Inuyasha sighed, relenting. He hated that they were right. Of course, his mind skipped over the "enemy in disguise" part to explain why he was so easily convinced.

Now, the only two who disagreed with this plan of action were Kirara and Shippou. However, since the author does not acknowledge that they are a main part of the group, no one asks for their opinion.

"So then, shall we?" Medachitagariya smiled. In the back of her mind, however, she did notice Kirara and Shippou's distaste of her. 'I know just how to fix them…' she smirked in her mind. 'I will send them to the darkness of a Plot hole!'

The group stopped for the night and made camp. For some unknown reason, Medachitagariya was already knowing of their plight. It was possibly due to loopholes or the author's carelessness.

Medachitagariya smirked to herself as she noticed everyone falling asleep.

Kirara and Shippou, however, were still awake. They were suspicious of her. For some reason they believed that she bewitched the group to accept her so easily.

Shippou marched over to Medachitagariya, finally getting fed up with her act. Kirara was right behind the kitsune, transforming into her larger form and letting out a soft snarl.

Medachitagariya only gave them smiles. "What's the matter, kitsune?" she asked.

"What the heck did you do to them?" Shippou demanded. "I know that their earlier behavior was out of character for them!"

"I did nothing much…" Medachitagariya murmured. "If I did, what would you do about it?" She then smirked evilly.

"Me and Kirara will find some way to reveal your true objectives!" the kitsune declared with determination burning in his eyes. However, within his mind, he was repeating, 'Be brave! I have to stay strong!'

Kirara gave a low rumble in her throat as if she agreed with the child's words.

"Well then…" Medachitagariya trailed off. "I will have to prevent that then, won't I?" She stood up and pulled out her katana.

Kirara instantly got into her defensive stance, ready to defend if attacked. Shippou, on the other hand, nearly shook with fear.

"I hope you enjoy where you're going because you're not ever going to come back out!" the woman hissed, quickly slicing at the air behind them.

Shippou and Kirara both appeared confused with the woman's tactics. "W-what?" Shippou stammered out in shock.

The air contracted and suddenly, a small black hole began to reveal itself.

"Have fun and don't worry too much. You'll have plenty of company…" Medachitagariya smirked, pushing the two into the hole without warning.

Shippou screamed in alarm and Kirara gave a roar of surprise. The hole instantly closed up once they were pushed in. The black space dissipated into thin air, as if it never existed in the first place.

Medachitagariya sheathed her blade and sighed in relief. Another pair of annoying brats to add to the growing list. She looked over at the group and smirked to herself.

Amazing. No one ever even stirred! Not even Inuyasha with his super good dog-demon senses. It seemed that their earlier fight had wiped him out more than he thought. It was either that or another spell cast by the woman.

The author was obviously enjoying herself now. Shippou and Kirara would not appear in the rest of her fan fiction. At least that was what she thought…

Inside of the Plot Hole

Shippou and Kirara seemed to fall for an endless amount of time. Eventually, they did touch ground, or whatever else was holding their feet up. Even though they both had good sight, all they saw before them was endless blackness and a strange white pathway beneath them.

"Where the hell are we?" Shippou questioned to no one in particular.

Kirara gave a slight roar as if to answer the kitsune. She had no idea either. However, she decided to stay in her large form, just in case something threatening came their way.

Shippou suddenly stiffened up as he remembered something. "Wait! She said that we'd have company. What did she mean?" he asked, thinking out loud. Kirara's eyes also narrowed, knowing what the kitsune meant.

The fox-demon heaved a slight sigh as if reading Kirara's thoughts. 'As much as I'm scared, I know that I should be brave. This is for the rest of the group!' He suddenly grimaced, thinking of a certain someone. 'Inuyasha better thank me for this!'

"As much as I hate not knowing what to do, maybe we should just walk forward for now and hope that whatever we bump into won't be too hard to take down," Shippou murmured. Kirara gave a nod in agreement.

The two began to walk forward, both hoping that they would able to escape before any more mental damage was done to their group.

With Author

The authoress sat with a smile in her computer chair. She liked her handy work. She obviously thought that her fans or any other Inuyasha fans would not notice nor care like she did.

'Shippou and Kirara aren't that important in Inuyasha…' she thought with a smile. 'Not to mention that my OC is too awesome for words! I should plan to demand more reviews!'

"Now…to wake up the Inuyasha-tachi…" she murmured to herself as she began to type once more.

Sengoku Jidai - The Next Morning

The Inuyasha-tachi began to stir once the sun rose. Kagome prepared the usual breakfast of ramen, to which everyone ate without complaints.

After eating, they group began to pack up camp and think on their next actions towards finding Naraku.

Medachitagariya sneered to herself. 'They forget so easily…' she thought. At this point, the author was beginning to experience some weird sugar rush and began to not care much about the "in character" expectations any longer. She was concentrating too much on making her original character kick more ass.

"Shall we head out?" Miroku asked, breaking the woman out of her thoughts.

"Oh, of course!" Medachitagariya agreed in a nod, turning on her normal characterizations on cue. Well, normal to the author at least…

"While I was traveling around, I heard a rumor of a jewel shard being in control by a powerful tiger-youkai," the woman quickly added.

"Keh! Why the hell didn't you mention that earlier?!" Inuyasha demanded with irritation written on his features.

"Now, now Inuyasha," Miroku reprimanded, placing his hand on the hanyou's shoulder as if to calm him. "At least now we have a lead to where the next shard may lie."

Inuyasha raised his eyebrow at the monk. 'Since when he so easy to appease? The damn monk must be more gullible than I thought!'

The hanyou grumbled incoherent words under his breath, but relented nevertheless. "Keh! Whatever!" he huffed gruffly. He then turned towards Medachitagariya with a more serious expression. "Where is this demon at?"

"Last I heard, it was terrorizing various villages in the North," she replied.

"Let's go, then!" Kagome declared with determination.

"Who said that we weren't?" Inuyasha asked with a roll of his eyes.

Inside of the Plot Hole

Kirara and Shippou spent the whole night walking forward. Actually, with so much blackness around them, they did not even know if they were walking in circles or not! They did not even know how much time past since they were first placed inside the damn place.

The kitsune was too used to sleeping every night and knew that he was growing weary already. He cast a look at Kirara and found her still continuing to walk on with determination in her red eyes.

Shippou's fists clenched at his side. 'Who needs sleep? I am not sleeping until we return and save them!' he thought with sudden fortitude.

Kirara stopped in her tracks without warning, letting out a deep growl as she caught a particular scent.

"Kirara? What's wrong?" Shippou questioned in worry, stopping beside the neko. He then caught the smell soon after he asked. His eyes widened. "No way! It can't be!" he gasped.

An arrow flew towards them at that instant. Kirara was quick to react, grabbing Shippou with her jaws and moving both of them out of the way from the attack.

Kirara then caught sight of the woman who shot the arrow towards them and dropped to the ground once more. The neko softly released the kitsune.

Shippou could not help but stare at the woman in all of her glory. "Aren't you…that miko, Kikyou?" he stuttered out.

At this question, the woman raised her eyebrow and lowered her bow slightly. "You are that kitsune that travels with Inuyasha, are you not?" she asked coldly. She then looked at Kirara and added, "And that is the neko that the taijiya fights alongside in battle?" Her brown eyes were illuminated by the light she carried on a necklace around her neck. It seemed to be a charm of some sorts.

"It is you!" Shippou exclaimed. Never in his life was he as happy to see her as he was now! The yellow light also helped! "Yes, I'm Shippou and that's Kirara," he then introduced. Now, if she did not think to kill them off, they were in good shape…

The miko gave a slight nod in understanding, her tied back brown hair moving with her. She looked about her surroundings with a calculated gaze. 'This place. I sense an evil presence, but it is not Naraku's…'

Shippou literally jumped when he noticed Kikyou's hand tighten around her bow. He tried his hardest to make sure that his bushy tail did not shake. "Uh…y--you're not planning on…killing us…are you?" he stammered with fear lacing his voice.

She then shot an icy glare at them both. "Where is the rest of your group?" she then demanded, not clearly answering Shippou's question.

"Out there somewhere…" Shippou explained with narrowed eyes. For some reason, tears pricked the corners of his eyes. Maybe he missed them that much, already? Kirara nudged the kitsune, noticing the state that the kitsune was near, as if trying to comfort him.

Kikyou either did not notice Shippou's sad state or did not care. She continued on, saying, "So you know that we are in some different world of some sort?"

"Yeah, that woman already explained it to us," the kitsune said, forcefully pushing back tears. He did not want to cry in front of Kikyou.

"Well, perhaps we should travel together, then?" the woman then suggested in a warmer tone. "We all want to get out of this place."

Shippou and Kirara both gave a nod of their heads. The kitsune felt greatly relieved that the miko decided to work with them and not harm them.

Kikyou turned and started to walk onwards. The pair began to follow behind the miko, knowing that she may have been the best help they could get at the moment.

The miko's eyes narrowed as she looked down the seemingly endless pathway. 'It appears to be some sort of mirage.' She then remembered the tone she just used with Shippou. Perhaps it was because, despite being a demon, the fox was still a child. She could sense the distress he was in and only deemed it fit that she should help. 'I need to concentrate more on this mission. The sooner we all get out, the better…'

With Author

The author glared at the computer screen. Kikyou should not be in her fan fiction! She hated her! Therefore, another plot hole was created. The miko did not deserve to even interact with anyone in her fan fiction. The less of Kikyou, or perhaps, the more Kikyou bashing, the better.

"So maybe Kinky-ho should die again? Or…maybe…" she trailed off in concentration. She finally finalized her decision and began typing again.

In the Sengoku Jidai

They finally had that damn jewel shard! However, Inuyasha was not happy. In fact, he was far from it!

Some demon it was! It was strong, alright! Well, in the hanyou's standards…

Though, what was bothering him was that everyone around him was acting out of character.

During the whole battle, Kagome kept shouting his name from the sidelines. Sure, she did it occasionally, but she would have at least shot one arrow! She did not do anything to help! Not to mention the fact that the demon was not exactly far from her either!

Then, what pissed him off even more was the fact that the monk did not help much either! Through the whole fight, he was pretty much watching Medachitagariya fighting with his mouth agape. The bitch was not that good to give the monk an excuse to be so off of his usual game.

Sango did not seem to have much heart in fighting either. She kept casting death glares at the monk and Medachitagariya the whole time. Not to mention that she seemed slower for some odd reason… Something or someone seemed to be missing.

So basically, it was just Medachitagariya and him doing most of the fighting. What irritated him about their newest group member was the fact that she never got injured during the battle! No scratches! Nothing!

At one point in the battle, he was thrown back a few feet. Of course, Kagome screamed his name again. He almost was near close to hitting the annoying wench! He did not know whether it was because of his anger or her more annoying actions by this point.

However, as he was thrown back, Medachitagariya stood firm in all her "glory." It was as if she was toying with everyone. Her body glowed a magenta color as she uttered an incantation. She then used her sword to effortlessly slice through the youkai. Her attacking form was flawless. No mistakes whatsoever. Miroku only sat there with a stupid grin on his face as he watched her with much infatuation.

She landed on her feet with a concentrated look on her face. Behind her, the youkai fell in a loud thud. In her hand was the jewel shard. She managed to get it while killing the demon.

How the hell was she able to touch it in the first place? Was it not tainted?

Kagome immediately ran up to Medachitagariya, taking the jewel shard and purifying it. She then placed it in the jar with the other shards, hanging on the chain around her neck. If was tainted in the first place, then how the hell was she able to touch it and not get harmed?

Inuyasha stood up shakily and sheathed his transformed Tessaiga. His eyes narrowed out of suspicion at the woman. Some higher power was working against him, obviously. Of course, he was covered with scrapes.

"Inuyasha!" Medachitagariya called in a smile. Her usual sweet tone seemed fake to him now. His intent stare towards her turned into an all-out scowl.

That was the way his day went. So, in short, he was not in your average "Inuyasha bad mood." He was far, far worse than that.

With Author

The author smirked, apparently thinking of the possible pairings for her original character.

"Sesshy-kun or Inu-kun? Fluffy-sama or Inuyasha?" she repeated to herself in a mantra. She then paused and thought of her favorite male character from the anime.

A smirk came to mind. She made up her mind. "Inu-kun it is!" she giggled to herself as she began to type.

Inside of the Plot Hole

The group never stopped walking down that pathway. Silence echoed through the darkness like a black curtain.

Suddenly, the silence was cut when Kikyou asked Shippou a question. "Shippou, was that your name?" she pondered out loud.

"Uh, yeah," Shippou answered hesitantly. "Why did you ask?"

Kikyou stopped in her tracks and turned to face the kitsune and nekomata. "Tell me Shippou, did anything appear to be wrong with your group before you fell into this place?"

"Yea! How did you know?!" Shippou questioned with wide eyes.

"Just a miko's hunch, I suppose." Kikyou simply shrugged. When she seen the kitsune's shocked reaction to that, she added, "Besides the fact that the last time I saw Naraku, he had grown unrealistically obsessed with the woman who threw me in here…"

"You bumped into Naraku?!" the kitsune exclaimed. Then his face scrunched up in disgust. "Wait. Did you mean obsessed like as in infatuated?"

"Precisely," the miko nodded, her eyes narrowed in obvious distaste also. She slightly shook her head to rid her head of such thoughts. "So what of your companions?"

"Miroku became all obsessed about her too!" Shippou cried in realization. Then his eyes narrowed and he sighed, "But then again, he does that with all of the beautiful women he meets…so it's nothing new…"

"You mean the monk?" Kikyou asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah," Shippou answered with the nod of his head. Kirara added in another nod in agreement with her friend.

"However, Sango didn't hit him when he kept flirting with her. She actually was intent on letting the woman join our group too. Not to mention Kagome—"

Shippou found himself cut off when Kikyou interrupted, "What of my reincarnation?" with an additional cold stare that made the kitsune visibly shiver.

"Well…uh…" Shippou stuttered nervously. "She was quicker than usual at trusting the girl. Inuyasha also put up less stubborn action against letting her join. Though, it did seem like he was the most normal of the group…"

"I see…" Kikyou trailed off in thought. "So it's like the woman makes everyone around her act out of their natural personalities…"

"Out of complete character is more like it," Shippou murmured.

"We should keep going," Kikyou stated, turning to the front and walking off once more. Kirara followed after the miko and Shippou heaved a tired sigh before catching up with them.

A/N: Well, that was one confusing first chapter, right? At least I hope it wasn't…I wanted to make people laugh more than anything…

If no one gets this, I will explain everything in the next chapter.

Translations:

Medachitagariya - Show off (quite literally)

Youkai - Demon

Miko - Priesstess

Hanyou - Half-demon (literally, half magical creature)

Kitsune - Fox

Neko - Cat

Shikon no Tama - Shikon Jewel

To be continued!

I hope you enjoyed this! Please review!

Ja ne!