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TacosXPieXAnime:Soooo….I'm Sure You Saw Courtney Got Disqualified….Erm…And My House Is In Houston…So Hurricane Ike And All…OMG I'M SOOOOO SOOORRRYYY!! I Kinda Feel Like Crying. I'm Such A Procrastinator. Anywho, please accept my deepest apologies. Anywho Let's Start The Show… Btw I'm Skipping Episode 11. Sorry Guys. Youtube Is Screwing With Me…

Ehhh…

How Much Longer Would I Have To Stay HERE?!

Not That I Minded Of Course. Princess, Geoff, And DJ gave me company. That damn Chris however, was starting to piss me off. Carving into the side of cabin I let out my frustration. Everyday was just getting closer and closer…

"Okay! Who's made smores out of my underwear?!"

I busted out laughed with Geoff. Call me mean, but hey I just loved messing with Harold. It was just too friggin' hilarious. Especially after the cooking challenge. It was just way too good to resist now.

Watching the poor little geek remove a chocolate covered pair out of the disgusting concoction he threw on the ground. All the sudden, there was a very familiar girly shriek.

"HAROLD! YOU ARE SO TOTALLY GROSS!!", Awww Princess.

"No wait! It wasn't me!!", he tried…and failed, "Idiots!"

"Sometimes he just makes it too easy!"

"I hear ya man." , I laughed.

Then over the loud speaker, that damn Chris's lackey came on. Must be another challenge. Damn it.

Going to the dock the lackey came on with this annoying army sergeant routine. Great, like being back in Juvie again. All you get is a bunch of idiotic yelling and spit in your face,

Finally we got to the first challenge. It was just as annoying as all the ones before. We had to hold up a bunch of canoes. Of course they make us do it on the most likely hottest day ever and make us do it for hours. This is just getting me angrier every second. At least Geoff had a cheerful mood, after catching a nice pair of Harold undies.

Finally after the dumb blonde on the other team gave up we got to have dinner. And of course, we get to do it in a demeaning way. We get to eat garbage. Of course as always Princess had something to complain about. Though I did like the way her nose crinkled.

"Ugh! Me neither!", I think she was agreeing with Ice Queen.

"Don't care for today's specials Princess?", I asked snidely. Of course she glared at me.

" I am going to be running for office one day and NO ONE is going to pull up a file of me eating GARBAGE!", she squealed obviously perturbed in all her Princessey-ness. So I decided to screw with Harold.

But of course, Princess had to step in and ruin the fun.

"YOU GUYS ARE SO IMMATURE! I hope you're proud of yourselves!", she said, of course trying to be the mature, responsible one.

"Okay,", I laughed ,"I know you like me! He knows you like me! Everyone knows! So here's a tip, if you wanna kiss me, I might let you!", I teased smiling.

"And to think I actually thought you were NICE!", she said glaring daggers once again. Back to square one…again.

I almost had to stop myself from "shushing" her, "Heh…me nice? Yeah right." Okay Smooth.

"Where'd you get that idea?", asked Geoff causing my fear to rise.

"Never mind! I was wrong! He's just as gross and annoying as he wants you to believe!", she said her eyes narrowing, "ENJOY YOUR GARBAGE!!"

This was incredibly degrading…

Doing Thriller was not exactly how I pictured my day. I didn't even like Michael Jackson! This was stupid.

Deciding to put a stop to my already spit on pride, I turned off the music. Which in return "Master" Chef decided I needed to do push-ups. Easy, I'm from Juvie.

The next challenge was a little less annoying. An essay. Okay, I'm sure Princess is gonna enjoy this one. It was easy. I have a distinct understanding of the English language. Mostly small words though.

Screwing with Chef is almost as good as screwing with Harold. So I couldn't help myself.

Once again Princess stepped in.

"No thanks! He's going straight to bed!", she defended against that idiot's threat, "Aren't you?!"

"What are you trying to do?! Get eliminated?!", she said an almost concerned look on her face.

"Didn't know you cared."

"I DON'T! I just don't wanna lose this challenge. So stop being such a SCREW-UP and do what you're told for once! Okay?!", and then she stomped off. She is reaaallly hot when she's angry.

" She wants me.", I said to myself smugly.

"No doubt" commented Geoff.

Once again another degrading challenge. In which I couldn't go without a scolding from Princess and screwing with Chef.

This earned me a night in "solitary confinement". Phht, this was just sooo stupid.

However….I begun to rethink about having to keep my mouth shut.

About an hour passed and I begun to get bored. So…I did what people did when they were bored. Clean…

This distracted me from hearing the door open. It was Princess.

"Duncan?"

"Princess!"

She scowled, " I wished you'd stop calling me that."

"So…come to claim that kiss?", I teased grinning wide.

"Even pigs deserve a meal.", she replied teasing me right back. She so wants me.

Ehh. Not that delicious.

"No thanks. I'll just stick with the bait."

"That's all Chef would serve us after our PATHETIC performance on the obstacle course.", she said giggling. I saw what she meant, the spoon wouldn't come out from the white mess.

"Why do you egg Chef on like that? You know you're going to get in trouble?", she asked her naivety coming out once again.

"Why are you so uptight all the time?", I replied smirking.

" I am not uptight!", she defended once again in denial.

"You always follow the rules!"

"Well, YOU always have to BREAK them!"

"Only the ones I want to.", I replied winking at her. She turned away. Ha! She so digs me.

"Okay, so maybe I do follow the rules! I guess that makes me a big, uptight loooser in your book, right?", she said looking at me expectantly.

"Maybe."

"UGGHHH!", she yelled in frustration. I smiled, she really was just too cute.

"So why do you always follow the rules?", I asked still smiling wide.

"Because NOT following them gets you thrown into a FISH CABIN!!", she shrieked waving a fish in my face. Okay I got when I was being talked about.

"But I'm in the fish cabin with you, aren't I?", I flirted smirking, and…she smiled.

I'm also sure at that moment, if it wasn't so dark she would've had a cute blush on her face.

"Feel like ditching this crap for some peanut butter and jam?", I offered smiling.

"ARE YOU KIDDING?! All I've had for two days is this gruel!", she exclaimed excited, until her usual realistic goody-goodyness kicked in, " Chef will never give it to us."

"See! Now that's the problem with your thinking! The trick is too NOT ask for it!", I said pointing out her problematic thinking.

"Do you have some on you?", she asked smiling.

"No. But I know where to get some!", I said smiling, "It will involve breaking quite a few rules though. Are you in?"

She smiled widely as a response. I took that as a definite yes.

"Let's do it!"

"Well, alright then!"

Sneaking in was never a problem for me, so this went on without a single problem. Princess was way excited. Seems like, to me, Princess was bottling some not so CIT emotions.

So the party began.

Then Princess got sick after eating about 6 of the 10 peanut butter sandwiches. So of course, she went out and threw up. This was way too good.

"So the Princess has a dark side.", I teased going out of the cabin.

"Okay that was so gross! But it was like once I did something bad! It was so much fun I just wanted more!", she exclaimed smiling wider than I've ever seen her smile before.

"Well you can always give me that kiss! That'd be pretty bad!", Damn, that sounded desperate even to my ears.

"You're still not my type!", she giggled ruffling my hair.

"Fine!", I teased," Enjoy a peanut butter-less life."

"Enjoy prison.", she teased right back getting closer.

"I will."

And then… Everything went into like slo-mo.

Like in the movies slo-mo.

Princess kissed me….Shit!

Backing up, she walked off. Damn…she was a AMAZING kisser.

My thoughts however were interrupted by Geoff.

"YES! DUDE!!"

"Told ya she wanted me."

The last challenge was…hanging upside down. Great another dumb one.

Our team lost and we once again had to go that dumb ceremony. Princess was glancing at me constantly through her eyelashes. She wasn't going home tonight.

Finally it came down to Princess and Harold.

I waited for the name Courtney to be called….

Too bad that never came.

"Harold."

"WHAT?! You guys voted for Harold over me?!", she shouted anger evident on her face.

"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!", shrieked Princess clenching her fists.

"Seriously dude, I know for a fact that there were three of us that didn't vote her off!", I shouted desperate for MY Princess not to leave.

She shrieked and shouted all the way to the boat. I was pissed, this was so damn unfair. Why did she have to leave THE MOMENT that she finally admitted she digs me!!

"Courtney wait!", I shouted seeing her face light up as I said her actual name.

"I made this for you!", I yelled tossing her the little carved skull.

"Duncan!", she shouted happily, "Okay, this is really weird and creepy but I LOVE IT! I'll never forget you!"

And with that Princess waved goodbye.

Damn it…Damn it all to hell….

I love you Courtney…No joke…

TacosXPieXAnime: Soooo….The End….Fin…..The Grande Finale.

Hope I Didn't Disappoint.