Fuck It We're Likely Not Doing These Titles Anymore

Perhaps if Daisy were to take a good look at herself none of these things would happen to her.

"Where the hell were you?" Funky commented for the Kong was doing some fixing up on a motorcycle within the garage.

Daisy sighed in pain while limping by, her olympics outfit looking like it was torn apart. "I don't want to talk about it."

"Ya know who would?" Bowser Junior taunted while painting an empty canvas with his Magic Paintbrush. "That alnky weirdo you like to hang out with."

"Hey he's just a good friend... with benefits." Daisy mumbled underneath her breath.

Suddenly they were greeted by Toadette farting around the place after inflating herself just like a balloon, having used the magic P balloon power up on herself.

"I just had to I'm sorry!" Toadette apologized while making a stinky mess in her inflated pants. "I just love powering up myself!"

"Will you watch it-" Daisy was trying to say only to be knocked in the stomach by the flatulent fungi female, which in turn caused Funky and Bowser Jr. to laugh their heads off.

Mario and Dry Bowser both arrived just to see the chaos going about, with them looking at each other.

"I contemplate as to why I invite her," Said the pesky plumber in disappointment.

The skeletal reptile simply brushed back his red hair. "Hey you're the 1 who invited her and the others in the first place."

Waluigi watched as Daisy took in every single taco on the five plates that were placed on the wooden bench before her, burping loudly as she stuffed down each taco with delight. Waluigi rolled his eyes, annoyed at Daisy's gassy predicament, but somewhat satisfied due to the large amount of money he received from Daisy. Toadette came running from the eastern direction, having just flew all around Seaside Hill.

"Heya, Wally!" Toadette exclaimed as she had her hands behind her back, turning around briefly to see Daisy fart loudly, gasping as she noticed Daisy's shorts puffing up from the tuba like flatulence, "Oh my! Daisy sure knows how to make an orchestra with her body!"

"Damn right!" Daisy interjected for she was farting so much she pooped her shart shorts. "Underwear cry when they hear of me!"

Waluigi shook his head in annoyance, his arms folded. "I really don't like the tuba. It sounds so stupid, like everything else."

Toadette turned back to Waluigi as she tilted her head to the right. "You know, maybe if you were more happy, you wouldn't be such a big meanie."

Waluigi scoffed as he rolled his eyes, hearing Daisy fart again. "Well, maybe if the world didn't hate me, I wouldn't be so negative all the time!" He retorted.