Gone Rongo, part 2
Kim Possible and characters owned by Disney.

Author's Note: In these early days of my writing fan-fiction, one favourite and two alerts are a slightly alarming, but gratifying, amount of attention, and I started to think that the second small Rongo parody I had to follow the first was a bit thin. So, to avoid (or lessen) disappointment, I'm thinking I should write a proper second chapter continuing the story of the first. This would have Ron and Shego deal with the trouble their canon-busting relationship causes, with Kim becoming angry and jealous over being made angry and jealous to get them together, Drakken's resentfulness at being left out of the story and the problems of dating across the hero/villain divide.

Until I have a clue what I'm doing there (could be a while), here is that other stand-alone parody, even shorter than the first, with extra angst.

Ron was wandering through Middleton in the night, feeling angry at Kim. He didn't expect to see Shego sitting on a park bench, sobbing.

For no reason he knew, he called out "Shego!" She looked up. "Er...don't hurt me!" he said.

She wiped the tears from her eyes. "Oh, get lost, sidekick. I feel too unhappy and vunerable to fight you right now."

Ron sat down beside her, and asked "What's the matter, Shego?"

Something about his kind and sympathetic tone, concerned even for the woman who often tried to render him into mince, made Shego want to tell him everything.

"Drakken just fired me; He said I'm the reason his stupid plans fail. I have superpowers, I'm between five and ten years older, more experienced and better trained but your girlfriend keeps beating me. My family are idiots and I'm so lonely, but everyone says I'm a freak and the evil scares them away."

Ron put his arms around her, not caring if it was suicide. Shego was glad someone wanted to hold her, and leaned into him.

"But how can that be?" said Ron. "You're so beautiful and intelligent and witty and wilful and strong and glamorous and amazing. I've been in love with you ever since I first saw you."

"But what about your annoyingly perfect girlfriend?" Shego asked.

Ron made a face. "She's not really my girlfriend. Kim wouldn't lower herself to my level. She treats me like something stuck to her shoe. She's so demanding and jealous and manipulative, but she puts on a good face in public."

Shego looked into his eyes and admitted the truth. "I hate how she treats you. It makes me so angry, and I want to rescue you from her. I've been watching you for a long time now, and I realise how wonderful you are. I'm in love with you too, Ron."

They kissed. Later they made love. Shego became pregnant, and they married. She gave up being evil and they lived happily together for the rest of their lives. Kim realised how nasty she had been to Ron, and how she would never have anyone so special again. She never found happiness because I don't like her.

(No, I don't really have anything against Kim. It's a parody.)

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