Evelyn Dark: I did that this was being discontinued, but it would seem that I never got to post that one poem. So with no further adue. Little Puppy

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, that's why I snicker to myself as I defile them.8D

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Little puppy

When it comes to,
Someone to tap your shoulder.
Very mistaken,
Thinking you were a girl.
Could you tell me,
All the times.
That the guy would react,
When you turn.
"Oh my fucking god,
I thought you were a girl."

I mean,
With your long silver locks.
Your manicured nails,
And cute ears.
Who could tell the difference,
Between you and a woman.
How cute is it,
When you draw your sword.
With it's pretty decoration,
Of a fluffy thing near the hilt.

Who wouldn't want to,
Rub your ears.
So cute,
Like Paris Hilton's Chihuahua.
Like they always say,
Your man's best friend.
Even more if they only knew,
You weren't what they thought you were

Please tell the count,
Of the people's head you cut off.
In a silly little rage of yours,
For calling you a she.
At least your don't have to,
Hide under your bed.
Waiting for the monthly wrath,
Of a wife to pass.