A/N:I was bored so I decided to write this thing. I know it's nonsense but I"M BORED! Expecting harsh criticism.

Look, Listen, and Learn

"My life is ruined!" cried Link as he went across Hyrule Field.

"Your lucky to even have a life," Navi said pathetically. Link looked at the fairy strangely.

"You mean...YOUR NOT ALIVE??"

"Umm...your not alive either remember? You're a colored drawing thing that somehow moves itself and can somehow speak," Navi replied. Link looked over to Navi again and frowned.

"You mean I'm not alive? THEN HOW THE HECK AM I HERE?!"

"ENOUGH WITH THE EXCLAMATION POINTS AND CAPITALS AND QUESTION MARKS!?"

"HYPOCRITE!?"Link paused for a minute, "How come your using question marks when your not asking a question?"

"I was going to ask you."

"And I thought all you said was 'look, listen, and learn!'"

"I don't say learn," Navi pointed out.

"You just said it!" Link exclaimed.

"Oh...I did..." the pair paused in thought. Navi then starts to speak softly, "Look listen look listen look listen look listen look listen look listen look listen..."

"HELP ME!!" Link screamed and ran toward the draw bridge to Castle Town. "Oh! Why is the stupid bridge shut?"

"Look listen loo liste lo lis l li," Some how Navi broke down. Suddenly the gate was opened. A girl on a white horse that he remembered was the girl that had sent him on this horrible extravagant...boring mission.

"Help me! A damsel in distress needs some help some times! Oh I think I'm going to hurl!" The constant movement of the horse cause Zelda to...eh I don't want to explain that. Link plugged his nose until all of a sudden...a strange guy in a car rolled down his window.

"WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!! Am I like in a medieval place with weird horses. Oh hi small dude and another small dude!" Navi twitched slightly. "Like my name is Ganondorf and I like like like like like like like like like like like like..." Link covered his ears.

"Like what?"

"I like that white horse," Ganondorf said simply.

"Uhhh...O.K..." Navi then woke up(unfortunately) and floated up to the car window.

"Look listen look listen loo..."

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO little person." This guy is retarded. Plain and simple. After the LONG moment of silence Navi floated to the tire wheel. "DON"T TOUCH MY WHEELS DUDE!!" He then ran Navi over(YAH) and threw a pair of sunglasses at Link and he fell over backwards(BOO). He then looked around. The horse was gone and tire tracks was all that was left. All that was there was...HEY!! The Ocarina ISN"T THERE! Link checked the water and all around. Well THAT sucks.