A/N I got bored and when I thought of this, I just had to write it sooo, here ya go!

Disclaimer- Here is a list of things I DON'T own:
A Volvo, a reliable toaster, a dog that listens, or Twilight.

EmPOV

"Stupid Edward, making me pick up Bella. What's he doing that's so important that he can't get her himself?" I thought to myself as I was driving my Jeep to Bella's house to pick her up.

You see Edward and Alice were planning a surprise for Bella back at the house, and before you ask me what it is let me say that I have know idea what it is.

Mainly because, as Edward had said when I asked why he wouldn't tell me, "Because, Emmett, you have an overly large mouth that you do no know when to close."

I had argued that that wasn't true, but he of course had to bring up the time I had ratted Jasper out when he walked in on Bella while she was showering.

So, needless to say he won the fight and I was stuck getting Bella.

When I got to her house I saw that Chief Swan's cruiser was already gone, and since Bella was the only one home I decided to just walk in the front door.

I waltzed up to the front door and grabbed the key from the eaves, they really need to find a better hiding spot for that thing; it's so obvious and uncreative.

Inside the house was completely quiet aside from the quiet murmur of Bella talking in her sleep.

"Guess I not only have to pick her up, but I have to wake her up, too," I said to myself as I trudged up the stairs to her bedroom door.

I crept into her room and stood listening to her talking for a minute.

"No… it's my pineapple!" she muttered.

I stifled a laugh, now I see why Edward finds watching her sleep so entertaining; she says the strangest things!

After that I decided to look around her room a little, and when I did I found something:

"My Jonas Brothers CD!" I shouted and Bella immediately woke up and looked around, terrified.

Then she spotted me.

"Emmett!" Bella exclaimed, "What are you doing in my room?!"

"Forget that! What are you doing with my Jonas Brothers CD?" I yelled back, I had been looking all over for it for a week.

"Emmett," her voice had quieted since some of the shock had worn off, "get out of my room!"

"No," I replied indignantly, crossing my arms, "I'm here to pick you up and I'm not leaving without you."

She started to get angry again, "It's 5am on a Saturday morning, and whatever you were sent to get me for can wait, I'm going back to sleep and you're leaving." Bella hissed, then she laid her head back down on the pillow, rolled over, and attempted to go back to sleep.

Well, that wouldn't do. Alice wanted Bella at the house by 5:30, so…

"EMMETT! PUT ME DOWN!" Bella shouted.

I had flung her over my shoulder and she started pounding her little fists on my back, most likely bruising herself, as I marched intently to the bathroom.

"Nope, you gotta get up." I answered her.

Her eyes widened when we got in the bathroom, her having just figured out my plan.

"Don't you dare," she said in a voice that was the closest thing I had ever heard to a growl from a human.

Completely ignoring her I dropped her into the bathtub, fully clothed, and reached to turn on the showerhead as she tried, fruitlessly, to scramble out.

"Sorry, Bella, but you need to wake up," I said through a smirk.

"I'M UP!" She cried.

"Really? You still look a little sleepy to me," I replied and turned on the shower, completely drenching her.

I took a step back and leaned on the wall as she struggled to turn off the water.

Once she had, she stood up in the tub and through clenched teeth said, "Emmett… You… Are… SO… Dead."

I chuckled and replied, "Well, at least I'm not wet."

A/N If you don't get the whole 'Jasper walks in on Bella while she was showering' thing, check out my story Shower Stories.

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