A/N: MY friend (DragonFaynge96) and I wrote this awhile ago...it's our new obsession. Some of it may be an inside joke... but i'm pretty sure you can keep up... happy reading! please review!
James- Hey, guys? Wouldn't it be cool if there were more days of Christmas than just one?
Sirius- What made you think that up?
James- I Dunno... It's just that Christmas ends so fast. Wouldn't it be cool if it were longer?
Remus- How many days are you thinking James?
James- Hmm... Twelve!
Peter- Twelve?! That's sure a lot! Why twelve?
James- Yeah! Twelve! It's a good number! I can imagine it now!
James- On the first day of Christmas my Lily gave to me...
Sirius- A Snitch on top of the tree!
James- No! I wasn't gonna say that!
Sirius- On the second day of Christmas my fan girls gave to me...
James- Two kisses each!
Remus- Sounds plausible...
Sirius- And a snitch on top of the tree!
James- Sirius!!
James- Remmy! Your turn! Go!
Remus- Um...OK. On the third day of Christmas my best friends gave to me...
Sirius- Three new books!
Remus- Really? Thanks!
Peter- Two kisses each?
James- Uh-Huh!
Sirius- And a snitch on top of the tree!
James- Stop it!
Remus- Peter give it a try!
Peter- O-on the fourth day of Christmas my Mother? Gave to me?
James- Four scolding words!
Sirius- That's your mother James...
James- Oh yeah...
Remus- Three new books!
James- Two kisses each! And-
Sirius- A SNITCH ON TOP OF THE TREE!
James- Knock it off!
Regulus- Can I try?
James and Remus- When did HE get here?
Regulus- On the fifth day of Christmas my parents gave to me...
James and Sirius- FIVE QUIDDITCH TEAMS!!
Regulus- Hey!
Peter- F-Four scolding words.
James- Three new books!
Remus- Two kisses each...
James- And a-
Sirius- Snitch on top of the tree!
James- I said stop it!
Lily- Can I have a go?
Sirius- No girls allowed!
James- Sure! Go ahead!
Lily- On the sixth day of Christmas my teachers gave to me...
Sirius- Six perfect scores...
Lily- Jerk...
James and Sirius- FIVE QUIDDITCH TEAMS!!
Regulus- Guys!
Remus- Four scolding words...
Peter- Three new books...
James- Two kisses each! And-
Sirius- A snitch on top of the tree!
James- But I'm a CHASER!
Lily- Sev! C'mon! You next!
Sirius- No Fugly people!
Severus- On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me!
Sirius and James- Seven potion kits...
Severus- I heard that!
Sirius- Six perfect scores...
Lily- Stop it, Sirius!
James and Sirius- FIVE QUIDDITCH TEAMS!!
Regulus- Ugh...
James- Four scolding words!
Remus- Three new books!
Peter-Two kisses each!
Sirius- And a quaffle hits James in the knees!
James- Oww...
Dumbledore- On the eighth day of Christmas the students gave to me...
Remus- Dumbledore?
Dumbledore- Eight pairs of socks!
James- Seven potion kits...
Severus- Hey!
Sirius- Six perfect scores...
Lily- I said stop!
James and Sirius- FIVE QUIDDITCH TEAMS!!
Regulus- Four scolding words?
Peter- I guess so...
Remus- Three new books!
James- Two kisses each!
Sirius- And a bludger barely misses Lily!
James- AH! NO!
Narcissa- On the ninth day of Christmas Widdle Siwius gave to me...
Sirius- Nothing!
Narcissa- How rude...
Dumbledore- Eight pairs of socks!
Sirius and James- Seven potion kits...
Severus- Stop.
James- Make me.
Sirius- Six perfect scores...
Lily- I said QUIT IT YOU JERK!!
James and Sirius- FIVE QUIDDITCH TEAMS!!
Regulus- I give up...
Peter- Four scolding words...
James- Three new books!
Remus- Two kisses each!
Sirius- And James' broom is history!
James- Not my broom!
Lucius- On the tenth day of Christmas Narcissa gave to me...
Regulus- Ten money bags!
Narcissa- Shut up! I did not!
Regulus- Uh-huh...
Sirius- NOTHING!
Dumbledore- Eight pairs of socks!
James- Seven potion kits...
Severus- Arg...
Sirius- Six perfect scores...
Lily- SIRIUS I'M WARNING YOU!!
James and Sirius- FIVE QUIDDITCH TEAMS!!
Remus- Four scolding words...
Regulus- Three new books!
Peter- Two kisses each!
Sirius- And a hot cake that is really yummy!
James- Sirius! That's mine!
Voldemort- On the Eleventh day of Christmas the death eaters gave to me.
Regulus, Lucius, and Severus- MY LORD!
Voldemort- WORLD DOMINATION!
Regulus- That's not eleven things...
Lucius- Ten money bags!
Narcissa- UGH...
Sirius- NOTHING!
Dumbledore- Eight pairs of socks!
James- Seven potion kits...
Sirius- Six perfect scores...
Lily- SHUT UP BLACK!!
James and Sirius- FIVE QUIDDITCH TEAMS!!
Peter- Four scolding words...
Remus- Three new books!
Regulus- Two kisses each...
Sirius- Remmy, Everyone is mad at me...
Remus- Not surprised...
Orion- On the twelfth day of Christmas my two sons gave to me...
Regulus- Dad?
Sirius- DADDY!
Orion- No smiling! Twelve meat cigars!
Sirius- Those are hot dogs dad...
Voldemort- WORLD DOMINATION!
Regulus- Not eleven things!
Lucius- Ten money bags!
Narcissa- Lucius!
Sirius- NOTHING!
Dumbledore- Eight pairs of socks!
James- Seven potion kits...
Sirius- Six perfect scores...
Lily- That's it! I'm telling Dumbledore!
James and Sirius- FIVE QUIDDITCH TEAMS!!
Sirius- Four scolding words...
Remus- Three new books!
James- Two kisses each...
Lily- kisses James on cheek
James- And I think I'll name our son Harry...