Summery : As a child…Naruto matter of factly just grew up too quickly. Lonely, he looked in pursuit of something which may give him all the attention he needed…pranks? Who needs that, the bathhouse!

Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto…

Author notes: Why do I have this here when I have another one at the bottom? Who cares, its fun to write this stuff, as well as listening to everyone's reviews, especially those who try to predict what I'm thinking XD. Well, have fun reading hehe. Remember to review and entertain me!

Chapter 3

"NO! I do NOT want another one of those stupid D rank missions Ero-jiji!" Naruto yelled aloud as the Sandaime was sweating a little as Naruto was not always the easiest person to please when it came to missions.

"Naruto-kun, would it be better if I allowed your group to take a C-ranked mission then?" the Sandaime tried to negotiate as Iruka was surpressing his wants to yell at Naruto for showing his type of respects.

"Fine…but there BETTER be hot girls where we go to!" Naruto grumbled aloud as their apparently new sensei, Kakashi, was to the side reading his brilliantly written pink novel allowing his students to negotiate.

"Hn…I don't know how you did it, but nice…" Sasuke said aloud showing that he was pleased they had finally gotten away from all those D ranked missions.

"I can't believe you Naruto! Treating Hokage-Sama with such disrespect!" Sakura tried to reprimand Naruto getting silent thank you's from Iruka. "I mean all you did during our whole time during missions was try to hit on girls and get a feel on their breasts!"

"Well, I can't help if their well developed compared to your own malformed set." Naruto stated bluntly as the guys in the room oh so happened to make a quick look to see the truth behind his words.

"Alright you two, lets get on to our client then. Since this is going to be an escort mission, I expect you to treat this man of respect as he is going to be paying for the mission." The Sandaime said before his doors were kicked open by a grey-haired man carrying a bottle of sake.

"Oi, are these brats going to be the ones escorting me back to my country?" The old man said as he looked at Sakura and quickly looked away in disgust. "Man, the girls in your country don't look as hot as it was told to be by all the articles I read. I thought they would be extremely sexy or something, including those who aren't old enough yet be at least cute."

"Heh, I'm sorry for my forever-to-be underdeveloped friend old man, but I think your going to be my type of guy." Naruto grinned as he approached the man and grabbed his bottle of sake and poured it into the glass he was holding.

"Kid, you have a lot of style. The names Tazuna, the greatest bridge-builder of all time. I'm going to be known in a few years so you'd better remember it boy, so what's yours?"

"Uzumaki Naruto, future bachelor of every woman living!" Naruto flashed a smile as Tazuna saw something in it which reminded him of another.

"Uzumaki Naruto eh? I think I'll be sure to remember that name…" Tazuna grinned as he started to walk out the doors before stopping and turning for a second. "Oh yea, my life will be in the hands of you four, so take care of it. Anyways, I got a good view on your team, so I'll be off looking forward to our leave."

As soon as he left, Team 7 had followed after leaving the Hokage's tower. As per usual, the four of them met up at the bridge where they waited for their sensei to finally disappear randomly again before splitting up themselves.

"THAT OLD BASTARD! How dare he look at me and think my breasts are MALFORMED!" Sakura screamed aloud attracting quite a bit of attention before having the decency to blush.

"Hn…he didn't even really meet the rest of us besides Naruto. I have a feeling there's more to his mission than meets the eye." Sasuke grinned as he walked off to his manor to prepare for the mission.

"Well, I think I'll be going now! It doesn't seem like anything happening, so I have other businesses to attend to while were at it." Naruto said as he quickly skipped away.

Now, what Sakura does and where she goes is never of any importance. She followed her usual schedule of visiting Ino's flower shop and get into an argument on whose more developed following by how large Sasuke was. Then it started to get into the rated X things.

Due to the indecently wrong thoughts produced by her, time had skipped to the next day…

"Ne, Tazuna, how much of Wave country is populated by women?" Naruto asked ignoring the blatant stare of the pink haired one to his left.

"Hmmm, now that I've thought about it, I really don't know. I believe maybe around 74% are women, but most of us at the moment are in a state of malnutrition. Its quite sad seeing how normally beautiful woman and forced to become dirty in order to survive." Tazuna accidentally leaked out crucial information as Kakashi's ears heard it widely.

"So, Tazuna-san, why is it so hard in order to survive in Wave Country?" Kakashi asked.

"Well…"

"I guess we'll have to talk a little bit later…" Kakashi smiled as chains stretched out from the forest wrapping around his body before splitting it into multiple pieces.

"KAKASHI-SENSEI! Oh no, our sensei is dead, what are we going to do?" Sakura screamed as she ran to Sasuke in order to get his support.

As Sasuke got into a ready position by positioning his body in a defensive stance as he lifted a kunai with his right hand. He then lifted his left hand as he covered Sakura up a little to reassure her so she wouldn't panic and calmly waited.

Naruto, being himself, walked over to Tazuna as he just stood next to him. He looked into the man's eyes as he already could tell that his client most likely had known such enemies would have appeared.

"One down…"

An echo screeched across the forest around them as another chain had thrust forward at Tazuna followed by another chain from the opposite side.

"Sakura!" Sasuke yelled for the first time catching her attention.

She nodded quickly as her Sasuke-fangirl senses could read his mind as she ran over and carried Tazuna jumping to dodge the chains. Sasuke followed after as he swiftly lodged the kunai he was holding at the intersecting chains stopping all of it's movement. He followed after grabbing onto both of the chains pulling out two ninja's.

Once revealed the one of the ninja had let go of his grip grabbing onto his partner by his arm using centripetal force in order to propel him at greater speeds for a killing blow across Sasuke's neck. Before reaching him though, a kunai appeared right before his neck as it cut clean across as inertia had prevented him from stopping.

"Ma…good job Sasuke going against Chuunin level ninja. However, overanalyzing the situation could also have left you to die if I did not appear at this time." Kakashi said as his body finally gave smoke to reveal he had used a complicated kawamiri technique.

"…" Sasuke stood still from shock as he was just about to die, not just that, but a foolish death which would have shamed him throughout death.

"Now, before I go on, let me take care of the final ninja." Kakashi smiled as he phased out for a second knocking out the other ninja at a speed the genin could not follow at the moment.

"Damn…such a foolish mistake made by me, an Uchiha…" Sasuke cursed his inability to fully defeat his opponents.

"Well, saying you did your actions alone, I must say that you had done quite well Sasuke." Kakashi said before turning to Naruto and Sakura. "Sakura, you also did well as you had safely carried Tazuna away from danger, so good job. Howevver, Naruto, you had done nothing and by that, may have caused more damage than may have happened. What can you say about that?"

"…I don't do guys." Naruto bluntly said as he shrugged making everyone around him drop to the ground at such a stupid reason not to fight.

"You realize this fact is most likely going to kill you in the future right?" Kakashi said seriously trying to make his student realize his faults.

"Guys are perverts, and we all know this. There is no man who will not succumb to my jutsu's, so I should have nothing to fear…Plus their no fun to go up against anyway." Naruto gave an unrealistic pout as he looked to the side.

"I give up…just try not to cause too many problems for our team ok Naruto?" Kakashi said getting a nod from Naruto before continuing to their client. "Now, Tazuna-san, I do believe that you have some explaining which we will need to hear."

"Haha, I guess that I can't get away now that we've been attacked. Well, here's the problem going on with our village." Tazuna started as he continued talking for about thirty more minutes before finishing it up.

"So, this Gatou is some type of rich gangster boss who wished to monopolize your country without having to deal with your people. He also fears your bridge being created because it may prompt a coup de tat. Due to the fact that your country is deep in poverty, you had to hire a weaker genin team to help out." Kakashi said.

"Yes…My grandson's father had died for out country and now only lives with his mother. I beg of you, please don't abandon this mission, at least until I arrive back at my country." Tazuna said shedding as many real/fake tears as possible.

"Hn…" Sasuke nodded to Kakashi agreeing to his proposal. Who ever knew that the great and mighty Uchiha was into drama and sappy stories?

"Well…If wave country had a lot of women, they have potential and I want to see it." Naruto said as he gave his ok as well. Sakura just quickly nodded as she just wanted to be on her beloved Uchiha's good side.

"Well, you heard my team; we will continue helping out regardless." Kakashi said before he quickly threw a kunai into the bushes sensing that there was someone nearby.

"Someone is near…" Naruto said as he sniffed into the air.

"What are you now stupid, a dog?" Sakura said as she smiled to herself at her insult.

"EVERYBODY, DOWN NOW!" Kakashi yelled aloud as he grabbed Sakura's and Tazuna's head and forced them to the ground to dodge a flying blade.

"Heh, saying that I was hired like a common thug; I had never expected I would be able to grace one as famous as the copy ninja from Konoha." A man said as he stood atop of a large sword which has flung pass the five of them.

"No…your not the one I smelled, I definitely had the smell of a girl…" Naruto said as he randomly disappeared.

"Does your student always abandon you Kakashi? It doesn't seem like he's a very good pupil…" Zabuza laughed aloud as he leaked out killing intent freezing everyone but Kakashi to their spot.

Naruto in the meantime was searching for the nearby female smell as he looked around within the trees. By the time he spotted 'her', he saw she was glued onto the fight that was ongoing not expecting any attack.

He quickly snaked his arms around her waist as he shifted his right hand onto her mouth before quietly and quickly whispering his own types of jutsu.

"Chinmoku no Jutsu (Silence)"

Naruto than quickly gave a quick rub against her chest only to realize there was nothing there as he starting to rub around the inner thigh. He knew he was effective as her face, though covered by a mask was shaking. Whether it was from pleasure of fear, he couldn't tell with the mask on. His fingers then slowly crept upon the nether regions before his fingers froze in fear as he felt a bump. However, as he tried to take of the mask to confirm something, 'she' suddenly got free from his jutsu from his moment of distraction and quickly threw a senbon needle to immobilize him for a moment as she fled.

"Zabuza-sama, let us leave now!" The masked one said as she grabbed Zabuza and instantly left.

Doing so had deactivated the prison of water holding Kakashi as he fell to the ground grasping for air being forced to hold his breath at such long periods of time.

"Who was that other ninja, and why did he retreat so fast when Zabuza was winning." Kakashi thought to himself as Naruto revealed himself again when everything was already over.

Seeing that Naruto too was still in contemplation, Kakashi decided that it was not worth the effort and just allowed everything to continue how it was and consider that it was more of a lucky break that Zabuza had left when he did.

With Zabuza…

"HAKU! Why did you suddenly pull me out of my advantageous position? I had their jounin sensei perfectly grasped within my hands, the one and only Hatake Kakashi, and his pupils were going to easily fall to my mizu bunshins." Zabuza said as he got on his own feet and started running along with the ninja now identified as Haku.

"That boy…he crept up behind me without my notice." Haku blushed a little.

"I didn't believe that Kakashi would have had a pupil capable of such stealth to sneak up upon someone such as you. Your blushing as well, care to explain what he had done?" Zabuza asked.

"He…groped me…more like went for my nether regions first…" Haku looked down blushing even harder.

"Ahahahaha!!! I never expected him to do something that that. Wasn't it important that we bandaged your chest and placed and object there just in case? Then again, there is no such thing as a difference in male and female in battle, you should move on from the past." Zabuza laughed aloud, "This student of his is quite amusing, I would truly like to see this man on the battlefield whether he is a child or not."

"Zabuza-san!!!" Haku whined and she huffed and kept moving.

"That's enough Haku, we will attack again in three days." Zabuza said.

"Why three days Zabuza-san, we can easily attack again now and finish it off quickly." Haku asked.

"It is fine, being patient is not always such a bad thing Haku. In this case, it may allow some interesting things to happen and result in more fun opponents." Zabuza grinned as the two of them left back to their hideout.

Author Notes: Hmmm…I had this chapter done a while ago, didn't update, why?...I dunno really… hahahaha lolages. Trying to find a topic which would interest me and those who read it. Pretty hard to do actually, losing inspiration fast is what is happening really; maybe…a crossover with something again…hehe…