FINALLY!! I'm sorry it took me so long to write a second chapter. COAMCD was only supposed to be a little one-shot, but everybody who read it wanted a second chapter, suu here it is. If it sucks...well, i tried, so shaddup!

Disclaimer: I don't own Dazzle, Naruto, or The Cassie Palmer Series. Mr. Fuzzlekins, The Turtle Of Destiny, and The Church Of Baroqueheat are my creations(or at least co-creations).

Confessions Of A Metal Cyber Ducky

Chapter 2

It was August sixth, the beginning of August, about halfway through summer. July had gone on vacation about a week ago, and August had just started it's shift.

And so on and so forth.

It was bright, and sunny, and hot for 11:30 in the morning. Birds chirped, kids slept in too horribly late hours, but their parents generally went to work, because they were squares.

Overall, it was boring. But it was about to get weirdly amusing, and possibly crazy.

From a hotel on the edge of town by the beach, came a loud slap. A lot of passion and drive went into the stirke, and the sound of it reverberated across the world, up and up until it reached the very pinnacle of Paradise, like the ringing of an especially large bell.

In fact, the sound of it woke up God.

His all-knowing eyes opened hesitantly, and he groaned and sighed and complained. Finally he sat up, slid into his fluffy bunny slippers, and stumbled off for his late-morning cup of coffee, grumbling about something no one will more than likely ever know.

"But it's my birthday!" Pouted a not-quite-human, chain-smoking man named Baroqueheat, who was too cool for a last name.

"It doesn't matter!!" Screamed a yound girl with long black hair. "Stop touching me!!"

About five seconds later there was a gunshot, and a window shattered and fell.

Alzeid, the imcompetent, angsty clone, sat up in his bed like someone possessed by an especially incessant poltergiest, which seemed to be his permanent state. The one eye not completely covered in white hair wore a sleepy glare, and a lazy arm struggled to continue holding up the gun it was pointing towards Baroqueheat's head. He pulled a stopwatch out of the pocket in his flannel pajamas, and stared.

"I've only been sleeping for nine hours and fourty-nine minutes. I still have eleven minutes to go. So shut up." His head plopped down on a pillow and he immediately started snoring.

Rahzenshia Rose, more commonly known as Rahzel (who apparently was the only one lame enough for a last name) wouldn't have it, and attempted to drag the clone out of bed.

"It's almost noon, the weather's warm, and We. Are. Going. To. The. Beach!"

Meanwhile, God was lounging on an armchair, reading the Heavenly Tribune.

While Baroqueheat would agree he was a very godly individual, he had no idea that he was in fact worshipped, by two geeks in another dimension, and that they had based a religion entirely on him. But then, he wouldn't have guessed that from the hard labour Rahzel was putting him through.

He wiped his forehead with the back of his hand and giggled. "Wow. Building sand castles is hard work!"

Rahzel whipped him from where she was sitting in the warm sand. "Stop giggling like that slave boy!" She said plainly.

Alzied sat beside her, burying and unburying his toes in the tiny crystals. He picked up Rahzel's bear bag, looking for something. "Where's my metal cyber ducky??"

Rahzel raised an eyebrow, then laughed for no reason in particular.

The Metal Cyber Ducky had no legs, and his wings were forever attached to his metal, cyber sides, but at any rate, he had gotten himself out of the hotel, down the street, into the sewer, and through the secret door to the secret meeting of the secret organization he happened to be a part of.

This specific organization, which didn't have an actual name, since the creators couldn't think of one, paid the Metal Cyber Ducky a satisfying salary to arrange Alzeid and Rahzel's relations. And he wasn't the only one. There were hundreds of bath ducks, teddy bears and robots in the organization, all trying to create different anime, book, and movie couples. It was a very fan-based business, as can be expected.

The Metal Cyber Ducky somehow made his way across the packed room, waving and greeting his fellow colleagues. He nodded to a ducky wearing a strange ninja head band, complaining to a ducky with vampire fangs about how the other half of his assigned couple had, much to his annoyance, ran off with some creepy pedophile with an obsession for immortal life. The vamp ducky responded with grumblings about how much of a real whore the female in his couple was. MCD passed into a back room, with a large sign reading T.O.D..

"Who is it?" Demanded an official, male voice.

"The Metal Cyber Ducky, Lord. I was informed that you wanted to speak with me?" The voice of the Metal Cyber Ducky cannot be descirbed, simply because the creator of this fanfic has never heard the voice, and neither have the creators of the secret organization, so there.

"Oh yeah! How's it been? Haven't seen you in a while!" The T.O.D. laughed. "I just wanted to let you know that I have a new recruit, but nowhere to put him, so I was going to assign him as your partner."

"Um, with all due respect sir, I think a partner would just hold me back."

"Please, call me the Turtle Of Destiny! I agree with you on that, but honestly, the Creators say you're the best in this organization, and so obviously the best ducky to train the new member."

The Metal Cyber Ducky was made up almost entirely of metal, but the complement made him blush all the same. "Well, since you put it that way, I will train the new guy. What's his name, anyway??"

The Turtle Of Destiny stretched his thick green legs. "Oh? Um, he is a teddy bear, and his name is Mr. Fuzzlekins. He has a thing for this...electric guitar..."

MCD frankly could not come up with an answer to that.

"Hmm. Maybe i ought to introduce you two..." The T.O.D. smiled and called for Fuzzlekins to come forth.

Mr. Fuzzlekins, the electric guitar-wielding teddy, who was in one of my very old, lesser known Naruto fan fictions, came forth as ordered, an evil grin across hiss fur-covered face. "Yo! I'm the Fuzz, your new partner!"

TOD eyed him strangely, and MCD mumbled something under his breath. "Hello, I'm the Metal Cyber Ducky, your new partner, and more improtantly, teacher."

The Fuzz shrugged nonchalantly. "Whatever, man. Let's just go do this thing."

TOD dismissed them, and the new partners made their way out of the secret hideout, heading for the beach.

When they arrived at the beach, the three main characters were in the middle of a heated argument over nothing in particular. Alzeid was standing, rigid, with his hands in his pockets, staring in shock at the fourteen-year-old yelling up at him. Rahzel was screaming at him, on the verge of falling over. MCD looked on the scene with little to no emotion, and the next thing The Fuzz knew, Rahzel had toppled over onto her comrade, and their faces were within millimeters of each other. The atmosphere became horrendously awkward.

"Uhh..." Said Rahzel.

"Umm..." Said Alzeid.

"Hey man! Not fair!!" Said Baroqueheat, his cigarette falling to the sand.

"Lesson 1." Said The Metal Cyber Ducky. "Make use of every opportunity."

Mr. Fuzzlekins grinned, and took a seat beside Rahzel's bear bag. MCD rested between them. "Hey, BBQ. How are you?" He asked the seemingly non-soul-inhabited bear bag.

BBQ turned to MCD and The Fuzz, and a pulsing glare of hate radiated from his blindfolded eyes. "You are such a square!"

Rahzel, trying desperatley to get out of her awkward situation, suddenly noticed Mr. Fuzzlekin's existence. "OMGHE'SSOCUTEGUYSLOOK!!" She squealed, squeezing Fuzz against her.

"Why does he have a guitar??" Alzeid commented dryly.

Rahzel glared at him. "Because he can!"

Baroqueheat pulled out another smoke. "What are you going to call him?"

Rahzel's eyebrows furrowed, and she then noticed the sticker on Fuzz's guitar. "Mr. Fuzzlekins...? Oh! I'll call him Fuzzy-chan!"

'Fuzzy-chan' as everyone thereafter called him, had to concentrate very hard on not slapping the manga-main-character in the face.

Umm...I'm Just Gonna Call This The End...

Uh, so here is chapter 2! I think, if it doesn't take me another three months to write a third chapter, there will be a huge rivalry between MCD and The Fuzz, and Rahzel's bear bag!! Whoot! Um, yeah, on me and a friends old account, I made this fic called Sasuke's Birthday, and Mr. Fuzzlekins was in one of the chapters, trying to take over the world, but getting thrown out of a window by Hinata, suu...

The ninja ducky is for Sasunaru, and the vamp ducky for The Cassie Palmer Series by Karen Chance. By the way.