Hello, and thank you for clicking. I created this little fan fiction because there's only like two Dazzle fics out there. If you don't already know, Dazzle is a manga about three traveling companions named Rahzel, Alzeid and Baroqueheat, that are traveling around in search of the woman who killed Alzeid's father. Lots of weirdness comes about. Anyway, in most volumes of the manga, you can spot the Metal Cyber Ducky in the bath or around the bath, or something like that...so yosh, enjoy.

Disclaimer: Dazzle is the property of Minari Endoh...who is not me...

Confessions Of A Metal Cyber Ducky

The hotel room door flew open and the covers on the three double beds lifted with the sudden influx of air. A small fourteen year old girl stood on the threshold of the room, blue eyes glinting and mouth spread into a mischeivious grin.

"Seriously, do you always have to be that dramatic?" Alzeid muttered with his usual lack of enthusiasm.

"Yes." Rahzel answered honestly, kicking off her platform shoes and throwing her bear bag onto the nearest bed.

Baroqueheat snuffed his ciggarette on the ajared door, threw it into the nearby garbage can and threw his arms around his black haired travel partner's waist. "That's why I love her!" He stated playfully.

A dark cloud of angst passed over Rahzel's face. "Don't make me pull out the chainsaw again..." Instantly, Baroqueheat's arms were snatched back and Rahzel's mood brightened. "First Dibs in the bath!"

The words had barely escaped her mouth when the bathroom door was slammed shut and the sound of rushing water was heard behind it. Rahzel quickly slammed it back open in defiance to find an already shirtless Alzeid with his hands on his belt, getting ready to relieve himself of pant duties.

"Hey! I called First Dibs!" She retorted loudly.

"Too late, I guess." Replied a nonchalant Alzeid.

"NO. FAIR!" Rahzel almost screamed back. She might have gone further, but she suddenly realized that Alzeid had no intention of waiting to take off his pants, and shut the door again with a gasp, not wanting to see anything she didn't need to.

For the next twenty minutes Rahzel and Baroqueheat sat on one of the beds, Baroqueheat lighting up another smoke, and Rahzel dumping all fourty-two bottles of bath gels from the small opening that was her bear bag, deciding which one to use. Baroqueheat looked on the scene with silent amazement, wondering how she'd managed to fit all fourty-two bottles of bath gel into the small opening that was her bear bag, and, more than anything, how she was going to get them back in.

Every few minutes or so Baroqueheat would ask his partner if he could wash her back for her, and every few minutes or so Rahzel would respond with a gentle but firm 'No.'

Alzeid and his albinoish glory sat in the bath queitly, playing with his metal cyber ducky, wondering what sort of evil plan it must have. Now, at this point, a few of you might be wondering if Alzeid's...body hair is as white as the hiar on his head, and the answer is: I hope I never have to know.

Finally, after twenty fruelling minutes, Alzeid exited the bathroom with an intimidatingly sleepy glare in his red eyes, eager for his regular twelve hour's sleep. Rahzel jumped up and rushed in for her bath, leaving Baroqueheat to hang his head over his failed attempt at touching Rahzel's body.

Things got gruelling again for another ten minutes. Rahzel was attempting to shampoo the huge length of her black hair when the door opened. Without bothering to look, she murmured "Baroqueheat, I already told you you couldn't wash my back. Go away!"

The person Rahzel assumed to be Baroqueheat took no heed of her advice and continued to approach her. Finally, she looked up to glare at whoever was interrupting her bath, only to see Alzeid staring blankly back at her.

"Uh, forgot to take out the cyber ducky..." Alzeid announced. Before Rahzel could do any kind of protesting, Al's palee arm dunked itself into the strawberry-flavoured-sludge filled tub, swishing around in search of the beloved robot bath toy.

After about thirty seconds, Alzeid grabbed hold of something. "Is that it?" He asked nobody in particular.

"No. That's NOT it." Rahzel assured him, her face turning redder than a cherry.

A second and a half later, Alzeid got the message, and his arm jerked violently back from what was certainly not a toy duck.

In doing so, Alzeid's gaze fell upon the floor beside the tub, where his metal cyber ducky sat innocently, looking up at him with a glint in its fake eye. It must've fallen out of the tub when Alzeid wasn't looking.

Wondering if albinos could blush, Alzeid grabbed the offending duck and hurried out. Embarrassed and highly annoyed, Rahzel quickly finished up and sauntered into the main room, trying to forget what had just happened.

During the scene that Rahzel was trying desperately to forget, Baroqueheat had gotten bored and started a little tea party with her bear bag at one of the bedside tables, and was presently attempting to convince 'Little-boy-Al' to join him.

Once he noticed the indescribable looks he was getting from his companions, he came back with an innoncently shocked expression.

"What do you expect?! Nobody else around here is nice to me!"

Meanwhile, the Metal Cyber Ducky smiled evilly to itself, sure of a job well done. His gaol was nearly complete. No matter what it took, he'd make sure that RahzelxAlzeid became an official pairing, even if it took him out of the boundaries of the bath tub! He would've broken out in diabolical laughter, but then Alzeid accidently dropped him.

To Be Continued?

Yeah, so I hope you liked it, even if you might be a Dazzle fan. If I get enough motivation, I might write another chapter or something...we'll see.