This fanfic was inspired by a dream believe it or not. I was told that I watch too much anime, considering I saw some of the plot take place in a dream. Either way, here it is. Haruhi is a bit different in this story. One, she's not flat chested. And two, due to a traumatic experience, which you'll hear about in this chapter, she is an amnesiac. No memory of her past. It'll be known she's a girl as well. I have no idea where this story will go. So let's get started!

Chapter 1

Kaoru and Hikaru were in their room when the servant told them their mother wanted to see them. They were trying to think of different thoughts and so far, it hadn't been working. "We're coming!" The two twins spoke in unison. They got up as one and went to their mothers sitting room. Their mother sat in her usual chair. Beside her, a demure young woman sat beside her, twiddling her thumbs nervously.

"Good. You're here. Sit down." Their mother motioned for them to sit and relax graciously. As soon as the servant delivering tea left, she took a sip of her own and began to speak. "While your father was on a business trip, he became charmed with a young orphan and adopted her. This is your new sister, Haruhi. She'll be starting at your school tomorrow. You two need to watch out for her. I've arranged for her to be in your class." The young girl yawned. The older woman turned to look at her.

"I'm sorry. Please continue." Her mother called for a servant.

"Please take Haruhi to her room and see her to bed." Haruhi rose obediently and followed the servant out of the room. "Another thing to watch out for is this, though it does not go beyond this room. She has complete amnesia. The only thing she remembered when she was found was her name. Other than that, nothing. We believe it's due to the fact of her parents death. She was probably witness to this and it put her in this state. Please protect her at school."

The boys looked really excited at the thought of a sibling. "How old is she?" One of the twins asked.

"We believe two months younger than you though she is also around your age." She was inwardly pleased that her two sons were being so cooperative. She had been sure they would have been against another sibling.

"We'll protect her mother. Don't worry." None were aware, but Hikaru and Kaoru had just developed a sister complex.

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The next day in the third music room where the Host club had it's headquarters, Kyouya was getting annoyed. The club was about to open and two of their members, Hikaru and Kaoru, were not here yet. As soon as he thought this, the door slammed open and they burst in, dragging a young woman, a new student by the look, behind them.

"Pardon me, madam. But I'm afraid we can't have anyone other than club members in here until the club opens." Tamaki moved to escort her out. The new student looked to the twins desperately and suddenly she was in the protective clutches of the twins. "What's going on? Why is she so important to you? Don't tell me you three are having a threesome!"

Kaoru covered her ears while in shock. Hikaru confronted Tamaki. "That's just sick and wrong. Why would we have a threesome with our sister?!" Everybody in the room froze. Honey dropped his cup of tea, which Mori at once began to clean up. Kyouya looked at the twins questionably.

"I wasn't aware your mother had given birth to another child other than you." Kyouya said as he continued to type on his computer and take notes.

"No!! No!! No!! My father adopted her while on a business trip. We swore to protect her." Kaoru uncovered her ears.

"Everyone, this is Haruhi Hitachiin, our sister. Haruhi, the guy on the computer is Kyouya, vice president of this club. Tamaki, the blonde, is the president. Honey is the one with the pink bunny and the big guy near him is Mori, his bodyguard." Haruhi bowed to all of them.

"I'm Haruhi Hitachiin. It's nice to meet you." She rose again. "I'm sorry if I forget your names. I have amnesia and the only thing I remembered until Mr. Hitachiin found me was my name." Tamaki was taken in by this young beauty.

"Allow me to be the first to be your host." Tamaki extracted her gently from her brothers arm and took her arm. She didn't fight him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Hikaru and Kaoru once again hugged her close to them. "We are to protect her innocence. So no perverts like you around her. Honey or Kyouya, one of you be her host!" Kyouya merely looked up at her from his computer.

"I'm afraid I'm busy at the moment Ms. Haruhi. Tamaki here needs all the help he can get with this club. Though if you would like to do so later, I can be your host." Kyouya went back to his computer.

Honey went up to her. "Hello. I am Mitsukuni Haninozuka, though everyone calls me Honey. I may not look it but I'm a senior here. Would you like to have some tea with Mori and I?"

Haruhi smiled and pulled herself from the arms of Hikaru and Kaoru. "Yes, please, that would be nice." As she went with Honey and Mori, Kyouya studied the new student. It was obvious from her instinctive manners and how she behaved that, whoever she was before the accident, she was of noble heritage.

The twins suddenly popped up before him. They were, once again, speaking as one. "If you're so interested in her, why didn't you be her host?"

Kyouya calmly closed his laptop. "I've never met one like her before. It's a chance to learn from new experiences. But first I must compose myself mentally so as to not offend her or hurt her feelings."

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He he. Sounds interesting. This story was only one of two that was inspired from my dream last night. Pretty crazy huh?