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Kakashi: Yes, this will be my favorite chapter thus far.
Hinata: Wh-what's with m-my inner?
She's your opposite. ON WITH THE STORY!
Disclaimer: I don't own it yet. But, Kishimoto-sama, Christmas is coming if you don't know what to get me. ;]
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Kakashi blinked in surprise.
"Place in the woods? Hinata-hime, are you-"
"Drunk? No. 'Course not. Haven't had alchohol, duh. C'mon, let's go!" She smirked and dragged him to the door. Kakashi had just enough time to throw down a tip before he was pulled out the door by one weird Hinata.
"Hinata, I really should be taking you back home. Your father will-"
"My father can take a flying leap." She informed him. He blinked in surprise for the second time this chapter and stumbled along behind her.
"Here we are!" She announced after several minutes of walking, tripping, cursing, and all-around thrills of walking around in the woods at night.
"Uh... where?" He asked, looking around. From what he could gather, it was the middle of the woods on a moonless night. So what?
"Kakashi..." The midnight-haired princess purred, wrapping her arms around his neck. He stiffened, then relaxed.
"Hai?"
"Hmm... I want you." Kakashi almost fell over.
"G-gomen?" He choked out.
"You heard me. Have me."
Kakashi felt the familiar urge in his gut that he got every time an Icha Icha came out. He wanted her.
"Okay." He replied, pulling his mask off and heading in for a kiss.
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The two lovers lay atop their clothes in the woods, resting after making love. Kakashi nuzzled the younger woman's hair.
"I love you, Hina-hime."
"And I you, Kashi-kun." She murmured, cuddling into his chest. He lightly kissed her forehead before slipping their clothes on and pulling her towards home.
"What-"
"Your father," He informed her, "Is going to have my testicles on a sandwich if I don't get you home."
She stiffled a giggle and followed him.
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It was three days after the big date, and Hinata was sitting at home alone when Neji burst in the room.
"HINATA?!?!?!"
Said girl jumped a mile.
"Wh-what, Nii-san?"
"I heard you went on a date with Kakashi, is this true?" The older boy practically dripped with malice.
"Uh... y-yes, b-but it was j-just b-because I d-dropped his-" She stopped herself.
"His what?"
"His... c-cat."
"His cat." The Hyuuga asked skeptically.
"Y-yes, and I treated him b-because I f-felt bad."
"Oh." Neji relaxed. "I see.
Hinata was relieved.
"Now let me ask Kakashi."
Hinata was no longer relieved.
"Wh-why?" She gasped.
"Because I want to confirm your story." He said with a smirk, turning on his heel and marching out the door.
"N-no! NEJI-NII-SAN!" She screeched, chasing after the now-laughing Hyuuga.
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Kakashi was minding his own business when he was nearly run down by the Hyuuga prodigy and his hime.
"Uhm... no running on the sidewalks!" He reprimanded.
"Tch. Look, old man, did you take my cousin on a date?" Neji growled.
"No, she treated me for dropping my cat. Why?"
Neji sweatdropped.
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Okay, it could have been longer. And don't worry, Kakashi's not gonna leave her like yesterday's old hat. Don't be scared. :]
So yeah. Be happy I updated at least. I'd better get some ideas from you people or else this story is going on hiatus, I swear! I am brain dead! Also, I shall soon be updating "All's Fair In Love and War... or is it?" There may be a new plot twist too. ;] Stay tuned!
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