Wow! It's been a very long time coming for the end of this story! Thank you so much for everyone who stuck by me! I really appreciated all of your reviews and support! I know this is kind of short, but I hope it clears up all the loose ends there were in this story! Enjoy!

I woke up the next morning feeling exhausted…. and confused. Where was Jacob? I hadn't heard him leave this morning. I decided I'd just shrug it off and start my day off right - with a bowl of Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions… And Bella Swan.

The phone rang half way through my delicious bowl of wheat flakes. I sighed, set my knife and fork down with a clatter and ran to get it, but of course, I fell and hit my head on the edge of the counter just as the phone went to the machine.

I lay on the floor in a small pool of blood to listen to the machine. It was Alice.

"Bella! Hey! OMG! It's me! Alice! Ummm, don't get up to answer this phone call. It won't be pleasant. Oh.. Nevermind. You already did. Well, anyway, Edward kidnapped Jacob and he's on his way over to you. Okie doke! Bye!"

No! What?! Jacob! My poor, handsome werewolf husband (who looked peculiarly like that handsome actor Taylor Lautner) was kidnapped by my exboyfriend (who looked a lot like that weirdo Robert Pattinson). Why does terrible things always happen to I, Bella Black, the most plain person in the entire universe? WHHHYYYYY?!

The door slammed open, interrupting my internal monologue. It was Edward.

"Bella! It is I, Edward!" He proclaimed.

"Yeah, I know."

"OMG, Bella! You're bleeding!"

"Yeah. I know."

"I'm a vampire."

"Yeah. I know that, too."

"I vant to suck your blood."

"Fuck."

Then I died.

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