Authoress' Note: Random, please?
Kinda a sequel to Mail, but kinda not. May be a mini-series…
Key:
-- means subject change within e-mail
Grey line break means another e-mail
Unidentified — Neji
Bunz4u — Tenten
IxL0V3xN3JIxHYUUGa — Tenten
KillerPanda — Tenten
Hope you understand.
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Destined Romance
Chapter 07: Can't Deny It
From: Bunz4u
To: Unidentified
Subject: You Alive, Darling?
Oh my god, Neji! It's been quite a while, Love! Talk to me!
From: Unidentified
To: Bunz4u
Subject: Quite
This again? Tenten, it's been five minutes. Please control yourself. I'm behind you and your sqealing is splitting my skull in two.
From: Bunz4u
To: Unidentified
Subject: I'll Die With You Someday
Neji, okay, let me be serious for once.
-ahem-
:D
Yes, anyways. Why are you doing this to me? I mean, really. I confessed to you like two months ago. You haven't even said it back. The closest thing I got to your confession was you slamming your head on the keyboard which, at this moment, is terribly irrelevant, even for me.
Well, no, that's not right. I remember that time when you copped a feel at me under the table. I already know that you weren't aiming for you pencil, Neji. 'Cause that certainly wasn't it…
-winkwink-
P.S. Um, I changed my username for you. You know, because my bunz in the back are only for you, but I kinda hate it. Can I please change it back, babe?
From: Unidentified
To: Bunz4u
Subject: A Somber Thought, Really
I haven't confessed to you because I don't love you. I do find it odd that you assume that I do. Have you ever heard of one-sided affection? That is what this is. Simply unrequited love, and a desperate, pitiful plea for attention.
Leave me alone.
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I was looking for my pencil actually. And I found it.
Eventually.
P.S. Don't call me babe, and don't ask me stupid questions. I don't care what your username is.
From: IxL0V3xN3J!xHYUUGa
To: Unidentified
Subject: I Know, Right?
YOU CANNOT DENY IT, BABEH.
I love you lots, silly. Get it through your head. If I knew that you truly didn't love me, would I love you at all? I mean, think about it. What's the point of waiting on something you'll never get?
I ain't that stupid.
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Looking for your pencil? Psh-aw! I doubt that your pencil was hiding in that cute little skirt of mines. -winkwink- But seriously, I don't even know why I was wearing that skirt. Maybe I was a bit desperate for you…?
P.S. Whatever, babe!
From: Unidentified
To: IxL0V3xN3J!xHYUUGa
Subject: Your Username Disturbs Me
I am not denying, I am stating truth. I don't love you Tenten Whatever-your-last-name-is.
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I don't know. You tell me. Why would you wait on something you know you'd never get? What is the reason for that? Because by now, surely you know that I am unattainable.
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I thought my pencil might have fallen there. It was just a check.
P.S. Damn.
From: IxL0V3xN3J!xHYUUGa
To: Unidentified
Subject: You Changed Yours, and I Do Love You
DENIAL
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You are attainable, actually. You just have to fall for the Tenten Charm. YEAH!
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Don't explain yourself, Neji, it's quite alright. I must say though, I did enjoy when you were 'searching for your pencil.' Yeah, it was quite enjoyable.
From: Unidentified
To: IxL0V3xN3J!xHYUUGa
Subject: Your Love Is… Evident
You're annoying. Leave me alone. Go to hell.
'Love,'
—Neji
From: KillerPanda
To: Unidentified
Subject: Fine! I Changed It! Happy?!
Sometimes your comments hurt! All I'm trying to get into you thick skull is that I love you! Yes, I LOVE you! It isn't a crush! Maybe I did have too much sugar today, but I really do love you! Just believe me!
Or better yet, I won't even talk to you anymore.
Jerk.
I Hate You But Not Really,
—Tenten
From: Unidentified
To: KillerPanda
Subject: Yes
Fine. I'll do well without your pestering.
From: Unidentified
To: KillerPanda
Subject: Dead Yet…?
Are you by any chance dead? I didn't receive a message from you.
From: Unidentified
To: KillerPanda
Subject: Hn…
Tenten?
From: Unidentified
To: KillerPanda
Subject: …?
…
From: Unidentified
To: KillerPanda
Subject: …
??
From: Unidentified
To: KillerPanda
Subject: No Subject
EMPTY MESSAGE
From: Unidentified
To: KillerPanda
Subject: No Subject
I wasn't serious…
Attachment:
I suppose we share love…
Ahem.
From: KillerPanda
To: Unidentified
Subject: YAY!
You do love me! I'm so happy to see that you cannot live without my anoyingnessness! Hehe.
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How about later I repay you for… 'searching for your pencil?'
Hmmmmmmm?? Hm?
c:',
From: Unidentified
To: KillerPanda
Subject: No subject
Fine. But no more cockily grinning smileyfaces with raised eyebrows.
…
I mean it.
From: IchaIchaFanatic.sex
To: KillerPanda
CC: Unidentified
Subject: Students, My Name Is Pervert
Aa, Tenten and Neji again, I see. You two sure are some busy scoundrels.
Mr. Hyuuga, I think that you should know that I caught you 'searching for your pencil' a.k.a fondling my lovely student Tenten between her… heh, legs. Luckily, I managed filmed it on my camera phone. That certainly is an entertaining thirty minutes…
(which I will watch over and over again for the rest of my life)
Hehe.
P.S. Somehow, I didn't receive the previously mentioned sextape. (Must have been an error in shipping…) I do believe that you will ship it to me along with the one you will create tonight, I hope?
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Owari
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Authoress' Note: I dunno. Maybe he hacked the e-mails?
Yeah, total abuse of the word quite...