Ax the Prostitute

Prologue

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NOTE: WARNING! The following story will contain scenes of a sexual nature. Those who do not wish to read such content should go find a safer story to read. Those with an open mind and a strange sense of humor are welcome. This story isn't intended to be an erotic story and isn't intended be read as such (although if you really want to read it like that who am I to stop you?) This is supposed to be a comedic story dealing with a topic that humans tend to shy away from but Andalites see no problem with. If you thought that eating food made them go crazy with pleasure just wait until they experience sex…

Just a short intro here that'll help give some basis to the story. The first chapter is where things really start to get interesting and I'll have it up as soon as possible.

My name is Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill.

The following are a series of excerpts from my personal writings kept while I was on the planet Earth. Humans give such writings the term "diary" and from now on I will refer to it as such.

Due to the interest from both Humans and Andalites about what took place on the planet Earth I have decided to release my diary to the general public, both Andalite and Human. The following is part fourteen of the human copy.

Part fourteen contains my point of view on one of my most favorite topics, human mating rituals and practices. Included will be my first experience with mating and the consequences of my actions thereafter.