Thomas Marvolo Riddle

Chapter 2

Soon enough, I had a full list of the names and their qualities, starting with the best, and going to the worst.

MOSHE TORVALD: As previously stated, a Dark Jewish Viking Lord would be pretty cool. Besides, the Jews really need to get their name back on the map of respectability, what with the war and all.

VOSLADEMORTH: Pretty cool sounding, but people might not be able to pronounce it...that would take out of the menacing factor.

VATHOR SMODE: Too...I don't know, cushy sounding.

DELTA SHMOROV: The 'delta' would imply that I was below someone, instead of being 'alpha'.

RADHOV MOSTEL: I don't know about the rest of you, but I find that the wizarding world uses a lot of the stranger names out there. I could be just another slacker with a slacker's job and a slacker's flat. Not, the best name.

VODEMORTHAS: It may be difficult, but you can still kind of find my name in there if you squint your eyes and turned your head just like this.

SLADEVOTHROM: Another unpronounceable one.

DEATH ROMSLOV: I'm sorry. It's not you, it's me. It just wouldn't have worked out between us.

SHAVOLDOMERT: It sounds like "shave mouldy mart." No

SHAVODOLMERT: And the same to you.

And that was the day it was decided; I would be the most feared wizard in the world. By the name of Moshe Torvald.

A/N: IT'S DONE! I FINISHED IT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And on Hallowe'en, too. I got a lot of candy this year, though some people still religiously give out erasers and pencils. Mostly, I got chocolate. How about you, readers?

The quality may have gone down this chapter. I'm tired.