-1A/N: Yes it is wrong. So very very veryyyyyy wrong! I know that, you know that, the whole world that has seen Doctor Who (even the ones who wouldn't know Jenny and Jack if they stared at them) know that. Good, glad we got out the way! It's soooo very wrong, it's almost right. Haha! R&R!!

Not My Daughter:

'Doctor!!' Jack came running up to the Doctor, who was stood outside the TARDIS in Cardiff.

'Here's trouble' The Doctor said 'Jackety-Jack-Jack'

'Doctor. What brings you to Cardiff?' Jack asked. 'Please tell me you aren't refuelling. After the Slitheen I don't trust you refuelling.'

'What happened with the Slitheen?' A young, pretty, blonde girl came out the TARDIS and asked.

'Oh hello' Jack said.

'DON'T' The Doctor warned more firmly than he ever had before.

Jack ignored the Doctor, his eyes fixed on the girl. 'So who are you?'

The Doctor rolled his eyes, really not wanting to see Jack flirting with his daughter of all people.

'I'm Jenny' Jenny said smiling 'Who are you?'

'Captain Jack Harkness at your service' Jack replied, holding Jenny's hand up to his face and kissing it.

'If I told you who she is, would you stop it?' The Doctor asked.

'Probably not' Jack admitted 'But you can try.'

'She's my daughter' The Doctor said.

Jack took a step back, looking from Jenny to the Doctor and back again. 'No way' He said 'She cant be'

'I am' Jenny said.

Jack looked at the Doctor 'She's better looking than you'

Jenny half-smiled 'Thank you. I think'

'You're welcome' Jack smiled.

'Stop it' The Doctor said 'Yes we are refuelling. But as far as I know, no invasions'

'Better not me. A quiet day would be nice' Jack said.

'I'm going for a wonder' Jenny said and started to walk off.

The Doctor grabbed her arm to sop her. 'Don't go far, and don't get lost…'

'Don't talk to strangers, and don't cross the road without looking both ways' Jack teased.

'If I'm not allowed to talk to strangers, I shouldn't be talking to you ' Jenny said 'You're strange enough'

'You're not helping, the situation' The Doctor said 'Just be careful'

'Me be careful? You be careful' Jenny replied.

'I'm always careful' The Doctor replied and both Jenny and Jack stared at him 'Ok I'll be careful'

'See you later' Jenny said and started to walk off.

'Back here in 3 hours' The Doctor called after her.

'Kids' Jack said 'All right I'll be seeing you…whenever'

'And I wanna see you walking in the opposite direction to Jenny' The Doctor said.

'Yes sir' Jack said and walked in another direction.