Aha, I got so bored.
WATCH OUT! THIS HAS LOADS OF AWFUL LANGUAGE.
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What's This? - Nightmare Before Christmas
You should hear the song before you read this, by the way.
--Abby
What's this? What's this?
"What the fuck?!" I yelled. That bastard Kakuzu dumped me in some shitty town. I looked back at where he was standing when he dumped me here. He wasn't there anymore.
There's color everywhere
Jashin, it was BLINDING. The houses were covered in the gay-ass lights and shit...
There's white things in the air
I slicked back my hair in frustration and felt something cold and wet on top. I looked up.
I can't believe my eyes
I couldn't fucking believe him. I couldn't FUCKING believe that the bastard dumped me in some town with mother fucking SNOW.
I must be dreaming, wake up, jack, this isn't fair
Jashin, I WISHED I was just having some nightmare. This SUCKED major ASS.
What's this? There's something very wrong
I knew DAMN WELL that I wasn't supposed to fucking be in this...WHEREVER the fuck I was...
There are people singing songs
I brought up my scythe and brought it down on the fucking caroler's heads. I swore I would KILL any more mother fuckers that would sing their shitty songs.
The streets are lined with little creatures laughing
'STUPID ASS KIDS!' I roared in my mind. Again, my scythe shed more blood and made the ugly ass snow beautiful fucking red.
Everybody seems so happy, have I possibly gone daffy?
I hate the Jashin-damned happiness around this place. Too many stupid smiles. And what the fuck?! DAFFY? I thought that was that annoying-ass duck in those stupid cartoons. You stupid songwriter!
There are children throwing snowballs here, instead of throwing heads
Why the fuck aren't they throwing the heads that I chopped off before?! There were at least ten of them, why would they use the fricking snow if they had free heads?! Asses!
They're busy building toys
WHY? They don't fucking need those! They'll just burn them or give them away to those poor-ass kids across town!
And absolutely no one's dead
WHAT THE FUCK?! Did they NOT see the fifteen fucking people I killed?! Did they not check the fucking death toll yet?! What the fuck is wring with you you stupid-ass songwriter!
There's frost on every window
BURN THEM DOWN!
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
You might as well gouge my eyes out right now!
And in my bones I feel the warmth that's coming from inside
Fuck no! I feel the warmth of my cloak, and that's it! Hell, it's not even that warm!
Oh, look, what's this?
No, I'm not looking at your fucking shit. I don't want to know.
They're hanging mistletoe, they kiss
GAG.
Why that looks so unique, inspired
No, it's fucking sick. Who the fuck is inspired to do THAT anyway?
They're gathering around to hear a story
Pfft, I'M NOT.
Roasting chestnuts on a fire
Ew. Screw that.
In here they've got a little tree, how queer, and who would ever think? And why?
Yeah, DERANGED is a better word. How and why the hell should I know why the fuck they did it?!
They're covering it with tiny little things, they've got electric lights on strings
I'LL GO ELECTRIC LIGHT ON YOUR ASS IF YOU KEEP ON USING TOO MUCH FUCKING DETAILS!
And there's a smile on everyone
WHY?! IT BURNS!!
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong, this looks like fun, this looks like fun
I'll gladly correct your sorry ass!
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
FUCK NO, YOU LAMER.
Oh my, what now?
I STILL don't want to know.
The children are asleep
Good, easier to kill.
But look, there's nothing underneath
...And you're point is...?
No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them or ensnare them
Ghouls? Witches? Are you fucking KIDDING ME? I could kick their asses! Jashin, those stupid kids have NO courage or strength, do they?
Only little cozy things secure inside their dreamland
Not for fucking long...
The monsters are all missing and the nightmares can't be found
The monsters are dead, and the nightmares...I just haven't gotten inside anyone's fucking head yet.
And in their place there seems to be good feeling all around
Fuck no. Jashin, stop saying that!
Instead of screams, I swear I can hear music in the air
MORE FUCKING CAROLERS?!
The smell of cakes and pies is absolutely everywhere
I hope Sasori poisoned them.
The sights, the sounds they're everywhere and all around
Which is such a fucking shame.
I've never felt so good before
ARE YOU DRUNK?!
This empty place inside of me is filling up
Filling up with fucking rage, that what's filling it up! KAKUZU, YOU BASTARD, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
I simply cannot get enough, I want it, oh, I want it, oh, I want it for my own
You must be on drugs if you wanted ANY of this shit.
I've got to know, I've got to know, what is this place that I have found?
Possibly hell. No, MOST LIKELY hell.
What is this?
A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!