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"My family pride is something inconceivable. I can't help it. I was born sneering."

- William S. Gilbert

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"YES! Calamari! WHAT A WOMEN WANTS!"

Sasuke could hear shouts of joy and jolly from his and Sakura's quaint kitchen, due to Sakura's calamari, from their bedroom. He rolled over, groaning in that I-don't-wanna-wake-up fashion, and squeezed his soft, down-filled pillow over his head.

"Ca-lamari. Ca-lamari. Ca-lamari," sang Sakura.

He groaned in frustration again, but this time, her voice was slowly getting louder and louder and soon, their bedroom door was slammed open, resulting in a ridiculously loud wham! as it hit the wall. And he had just fixed that wall for the hundredth time, too.

Sakura strode over to her husband, chewing on a delectable, deep-fried, batter coated, red sauce dipped squid ring and shook him violently in his shoulders, effectively causing him to lose whatever grasp of sleep he still held. "So, how's the mission?" she asked nonchalantly.

His eyes snapped open and alert as he realized that that damned mission was finished!

"It's done," he answered smugly, sitting up and crossing his arms over his chest. It had been awhile since he felt that Uchiha pride swell in his chest. He had just gotten this seemingly impossible mission less than a week ago and he had completed it.

Oh yeah

But a wholly unwanted part of his brain squashed the rare beam of pride, reminding him that it wasn't him who had found the name, it was Kakashi..

Or Naruto?

Or was it Sai?

Whoever it was, it most certainly wasn't him. Outwardly he sighed in defeat, which slightly confused Sakura who was unaware of his inner monologue concerning his lack of manliness and decisiveness and everything as of present. But she perked up seconds later, remembering that he had finished his mission, which meant that he had found a name.

"So what's the name?" she asked. He noticed that she was still chewing on the same piece of calamari.

Odd.

"Uh..." Here went nothing! "Suki."

The room went silent for a moment and outside the window, Neji was seen strolling along the sidewalk, clutching a few packs of cabbage seeds. As he passed the Uchiha's humble abode, he glared full-force, and went along his merry way back to his garden which, because of a certain Sakura Uchiha nee Haruno, his cabbage garden, which was previously getting to be rather abundant, was destroyed.

"Suki...Uchiha?" Sakura finally asked. "Like...from that show that you, Kakashi, Sai, and Naruto obsess about?"

"It's called Avatar and I do not obsess about it!" he defended himself. "And yes, it's from that show..."

Sakura stared at him blankly and, although he would never admit it (like a lot of things in his life) he was quite...intimidated. He carefully stared back, awaiting her response, half-expecting her to not feel anything for it, and half-expecting her to hate it and verbally assault him, listing out everything wrong he's ever done in his life. Such was the life of Sasuke Uchiha.

What he wasn't expecting, however, was for Sakura to lunge her very pregnant body over to his and nearly squeeze him to death. "I LOVE IT!" she exclaimed.

"Akdjasfkal."

He felt a slight nudge on his abdomen and looked down, noticing that their baby was kicking him. And pretty damn hard, too.

"Awee, she loves it too!" cried Sakura. Yes, she was literally crying.

"Uhh...thaaskldfjas--" His response was muffled by an over emotional Sakura whose large-as-of-right-now body was threatening to squash him.

From the window, Kakashi leaned against the little ledge and sighed. 'Ah, young love' pretty much summed up what he was thinking about as he spied on them and it made him oh so depressed. He hadn't had a girlfriend or a one night stand since he was in Anbu. From below, people pointed an stared in awe at the ex-Anbu Jounin teacher shinobi stood on practically nothing.

He rolled his eyes at the spectators. "They should be used to my air-walking abilities by now!" he growled to himself, already annoyed at the fact that he hasn't gotten any since the height of his career as a shinobi. If there was anything Kakashi didn't like, (which there was a lot), it was being watched and stared at due to his awesomeness (because sex life or lack of, anyone who could walk on air was awesome). It's not like he could help his cool factor! Give the guy a break. He turned back to stare at the married Uchiha couple shaking his head in pity at the villagers, but, mid-turn, the side of his head was met with a large shoe and an angry cry of "GO AWAY!" that awfully sounded like a pissed off Sakura.

Kakashi really didn't have a choice in whether he wanted to go away or not because the shoe had gained enough momentum to send his body sailing through the air and over the rooftops of Konoha.

Elsewhere, Neji was happily crouching in his garden, sowing his newly bought cabbage seeds. He faintly heard a high pitched noise coming from the direction of the Uchiha estate that could only indicate an object flying at a ridiculous speed that was heading downwards.

"Nooooo!" He lunged himself in front of his cabbage patch, protecting the buried seeds, and was hit by Kakashi.

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Several days later...

"Sasuke! Guess who I saw at the hospital today during my check-up with Tsunade?" said Sakura brightly. Sasuke glanced up at her from his cup of tea.

"Who?"

"NEJI! And he looked so darling with his neck brace and bandages, oh my Lord, I just wanted to kick him he was so adorable!"

"You didn't did you?"

"Well, no. I was, but he looked kind of mad at me...I'm not sure why though. I mean, when have I ever wronged Neji? Or any Hyuuga for that matter?"

Sasuke stared at Sakura. His mind flickered back to the time when they both received the letter from the Hyuuga clan not too long ago. Making a smart choice, Sasuke decided not to remind her of the letter. "Oh, yeah, I know," he agreed half-heartedly.

Sakura sighed, already forgetting about the whole Neji ordeal and patted her stomach absently. "I'll make sure to raise Suki to be a strong kunoichi, just like her mother and Tsunade..."

Consumed in her thoughts and gazing at the ceiling, she didn't hear the ear-splitting noise of a small tea cup being crushed in Sasuke's hands from her statement.

Fin.

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Kay, that's the end XP

Aaah, I just can't help but give Kakashi a bad personal life. He seems like the type to never get any, however awesome he may be. And Neji too. I'm sensing a pattern. All of the characters that I ADORE, I have them mistreated. Well..all the male characters, at least. Ahahaha.

And I love calamari.

I hope it held up to whatever standards you guys put it against. Hahaha, HOPEFULLY they weren't too high!

Uhm, enjoy and don't forget to review :)

Hasta la Vista