I totally got this idea from The Marauder's have advice to YOUR problems. I love that fic! So here we go!
KEY:
James
Lupin
Lily
Sirius
Peter
Harry picked up a stack of parchment and walked out of the History of Magic classroom towards the Gryffindor common room. He met Ron and Hermione (who were talking about who knows what) and sat down.
"Hey, Harry, what's on the parchment?" Hermione asked looking at the stack. Harry looked down and noticed there was writing on the parchment he thought was blank….
Hey, Prongs. I'm bored.
Thank you for stating the obvious. I saw you looking at yourself through the reflection of the clock.
SAAAAAVEE MEEEEEeeeeeee!
No thanks.
Fine…Moony will save me!
No. I'm taking your notes, remember?
Oh….right…..WORMTAIL!
Sleeping.
Good idea…..zzzzzz.
Okay then. I will just….you know…yeah.
No I don't know! What??
….Never mind.
Why don't you guys actually pay attention for once?
Who's this? BETRAYER!
No, it's Lily. REMUS gave me some parchment saying it had "Magical powers" which is not hard to believe. I was going to start writing notes, but I saw other writing and I saw how stupid it sounded and assumed it was you four.
That's harsh, Evans…Will you go out with me?
Not if we were the last humans alive and we had to mate to bring back the population.
Once again…that's harsh.
You made him cry!
Sorry, did I hurt Prongsy?
HEY! Only the Marauders call me that! Your supposed to call me Potter!
Once again-to show how stupid you are-you have ruined the English language. It's YOU'RE supposed to call me Potter. Not YOUR.
You know I'm stupid!
Yeah!
When did you get here?
I heard you were crying. I couldn't fall asleep because of the droning HoM teacher so I stared at the paper hoping a hippogriff would jump out.
Uh, okay?
Typical Black.
WHO ARE YOU?
Padfoot, say hello to Lily Evans.
Oh, I know you!
Really? No idea!
This is boring.
I actually find it quite amusing.
(BACK AT COMMON ROOM)
"Whoa, isn't that your mom, dad, Sirius, Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew?" Ron spat out the last name like a curse word.
Harry, wide eyed, nodded and kept reading
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Oh, look the bell rung. I hope you guys had fun!
We did thank you very much.
Did I miss any thing?
Oh yes, Remus. Very much. VERY, very much.
!#!#!#!#! CLASS BREAK #!#!#!#!#!
Charms. What an interesting class. Perfect for not writing. ESPECIALLY on test day..
No I will not give you the answer to number four.
Phsssaw! What? What makes you think that?
Probably because you were saying aloud "Number four….number four…" and drooling in between…which was quite disturbing.
I already finished.
So did I.
Same here.
Do you have to butt in every class we have together? Please go out with me.
Yes to question #1. No to going out with you.
….cry
Wow.
Please go out with him. He is driving me mad.
Finish your test.
Will do.
I just finished! YAY! Twinkie time!
What's a Twinkie?
A fattening Muggle snack.
Wow. Those are good!
FINISH YOUR TEST.
Geez you don't have to go all growly on me.
Growly is not a word. You're the only one still writing. (Note the use of the word you're)
I like you, Moony!
….
Oh, uhm.. I mean as a friend.
Good.
Yeah…
Evans, go out with James.
No.
Harry laughed at the funniness of his early parents and godfather. He sorted through the pile and found another one….
Yo! Tell me if I shouldn't put Harry, Ron, and Hermione in there because it's kind of distracting. RnR or Moony will get you….D