I walked in to the Cullen household one day, only to find Alice and Jasper in an argument.

"But you can't go there!" Alice wailed, "That's where we're taking Bella!"

"What's wrong with that? It's a huge store, I highly doubt that we would bump into you guys there."

"But still, Jasper, you can't have a bachelor party and a bridal shower at the same place! Especially not where you're taking Edward!

"What's wrong with where we're taking Edward?"

I stepped into the room, and Alice snapped her head in my direction. Jasper looked at me, too, but his expression was calm. Alice's face was as surprised as I felt. They were just practically screaming at eachother.

But, as a matter-of-fact, I didn't feel surprised anymore. I felt relaxed. My face turned to Jasper.

"Please stop that."

He shook his head, "You need it."

I laughed once. "What do vampires do at bachelor parties, anyway? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" I asked.

I didn't know where my bridal shower was, and Edward didn't know where his bachelor party was. We weren't supposed to find out til later that day, when we went.

Alice burst into a fit of giggles. "Didn't you hear anything just now? We're going to the same place. Do you honestly think that I would take you to a strip club, Bella?"

I laughed a bit too, then shook my head. "I guess not."

"I bet that would be okay. Eddie would like it if Bella starred." Jasper said, a beaming smile on his face.

"No," I said, my expression flushed, "but where are we really going?"

Alice smiled, almost as wide as Jasper's huge grin, and said,

"I guess your just gonna hafta wait and see, huh?"