Author Note: Yes I am a completely random person! Thank you for noticing! This story came to me through the weirdest dream of my life! It inspired me to the point where I had no choice but to make it into a story on fanfiction or it would have bothered me for the rest of my natural life!
Anyways here is chapter one! I hope you like it cause I know I do! Sort of! It's a little weird but whatever! Enough with my rambling...enjoy!
runs away squealing with joy
btw I don't own any of the characters. Poo!
Chapter one: Fake
Everyone was doing it damn it. It was like a phase had washed over the entire student body and Naruto was the only one who hadn't done it yet. He watched as couples walked by hand in hand, smiles plastered on their faces but to Naruto it all seemed so damn fake. They had let their lives be dictated by a stupid internet quiz which apparently showed you to your soul mate.
How rediculous. How completely fucking fake! There is no way in hell I'm doing it!
Sakura was sitting in the swivel chair at the computer desk in the lab nearing the end of the quiz. Class would start in about five minutes and Naruto could only watch as Sakura filled in the circles next to the most appropriate answers with a scowl on his face.
" Hey Sakura, do you really believe in this crap. It's just a stupid quiz. It's not like it's accurate."
Sakura turned her head from the computer to glare at the blonde hovering over her shoulder.
"Of course it's accurate! Look how happy people are."
"It's fake." Naruto muttered.
Sakura heaved an annoyed sigh and turned back to the computer screen, deciding to ignore him.
"Hey Sakura! What question are you on now!?" Ino asked from the row of computers across from them.
Sakura peered around her computer at the blonde haired girl who patiently waited for her answer with a grin on her face.
"Ummm...19."
"Me to!" Said Ino excitedly. "Lets finish the last question at the same time ok!?"
Sakura smiled and nodded.
Sakura returned her attention to the computer screen, her eyes gleaming with excitement and tapping her foot anxiously. She clicked in the final answer and waited for Ino to do the same. The girls clicked the submit button at the same time and waited for the names of their soul mates to appear on their computer screens.
"I'm gonna get Sasuke, I just know it!" Sakura yelled happily.
"Pffft. If I don't get him first." Ino replied.
"I don't see what is so special about Sasuke." Naruto scowled and pulled his arms across his chest and pouted. Somewhere deep inside him, he had a feeling - and he wasn't sure if it was a good or bad feeling that one of these girls could possibly be his soul mate, according to the quiz anyway.
It's fake.
But still, he couldn't help but feel a littel curious and anxious. Suddenly a loud squeal filled the room, earning the rest of the waiting class to turn their attention toward the pink haired girl whos face was deep crimson. Naruto nearly fell on his face at the name that appeared on her screen.
"What are you lookin at!?" Sakura asked angrily, resulting in the class returning their attention to their own activities.
"I..Ino?" Naruto mumbled as he saw the blonde haired girls name in bright glittering letters, dancing around Sakuras screen.
"S..sakura?" Ino asked.
Sakura hesitantly peered around her computer at the blonde.
The girls eyed each other in bewilderment and then Ino pointed at her.
"Apparently your my soul mate."
"Y..yeah, you to." She muttered, barely audible.
"See, I told you it's fake," Naruto stated with a look of victory on his face and his arms crossed over his chest.
"I already know what you think. And I think your wrong," said Sakura.
Narutos victory smile was slapped right off his face with that statement.
"S..so your going to date Ino!? But your both girls!"
Before Sakura could get a word in, Ino spoke up.
"Of course we are! Look how happy this quiz is making everyone! It must be true if I got Sakuras name and she got mine right!? What can it hurt to just try it!" She replied enthusiastically.
"R..right," said Sakura in a small quivering voice.
Ino sighed. "It's just too bad that it wasn't Sasuke. I'm not going to stop drooling over him just because your my girl now Sakura."
Sakura glared at her. "Yeah whatever, I'm not going to either Ino."
Naruto smacked his face with a groan and moved to the computer next to Sakura. "Whatever. There is no way I'm letting a stupid computer tell me who I am going to be with. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of and to be honest..I think the students of this school need a reality check."
Sakura ignored Naruto as she talked with Ino about Sasukes modelling career. They talked about it everyday and Naruto had to put up with it.
So what if he's a god damn model!? The only good thing that comes from it is the time he gets of school. I know I wouldn't want girls fawning all over me because of my stupid career.
Naruto was broke from his thoughts when Sakura squealed childishly again.
"He really is so beautiful! I can't see how such an androgynous man can still be single! Hey Ino! Do you think Sasuke has taken the quiz!?"
Naruto noticed how Sakura was drooling over a pictured of said man in a magazine that she seemingly pulled from no where when Naruto was deep in thought. He was dressed in a tight fitting light black turtle neck that stopped short of his nave and black leather pants accessorized with chains and belts, two of which circled around his thigh. He had that same cold, piercing stare that he always wore around the hallways of the Leaf highschool, except now his cold stare was outlined with dark eye liner and mascara.
He is kinda pretty. What the fuck!? Now I sound like Sakura!
Naruto pulled his eyes away from the magazine to keep from staring.
"No," came a cold an emotionless voice from the doorway. The trio looked toward the door where Sasuke was now standing, leaning against the door frame, his arms crossed over his chest, glaring at the pink haired girl.
"That quiz is utterly pointless and fake."
Thank god. Someone who has the same views as me. But why the hell does it have to be him? Bastard.
Naruto always hated how girls flocked to this man. In Narutos eyes the man was cold and mean, and although he was physically attractive, he had no traits that would make him a good soul mate for anyone unless he met a girl with the same cold stare and choice of dark clothing, but there was no one else like that in Leaf high.
Naruto scowled and sunk down in his chair as Sasuke entered the room and sat next to him. At that moment Sakura and Ino jumped out of their seats to fawn over him like they did every day that he wasn't out modelling somewhere. Sakura wrapper her arm around Sasukes shoulder. "If it makes you feel any better, I was hoping that it would be you."
Naruto rolled his eyes and glared a hole thorugh his blank computer screen.
Sasuke sighed in annoyance and shrugged her arm of his shoulder.
"Well, it doesn't matter because Sakura and I are soul mates. Does that interest you Sasuke? Maybe the three of us should get together sometime."
"Ino!" Sakura yelled slapping her playfully.
Sasuke snorted and turned his computer screen on.
"Not a chance," he muttered.
"Oh Sasuke! Your so mean!" Ino squealed.
"Yeah Sasuke, lighten up!" Added Sakura.
Sasuke this! Sasuke that! Next their gonna take the rejection and take their seats and start all over again tomorrow.
Just as he had predicted the girls returned to their seats, the teacher entering the room not long after.
"Sorry, I'm late class," he said walking to the front of the class, not bothering to hide the book of paradise he had his nose planted in.
"You know the drill. Just keep quiet and at least pretend your learning something."
Naruto watched as another teacher known as Iruka-sensei joined Kakashi-sensei at the front of the room. He whispered something in the teachers ear and Naruto observed as Kakashis visible eye widened and Naruto was sure he saw a sly smile spread underneath the teachers mask. Kakashi made his way to his own computer at the front of the class, with Iruka hovering over his shoulder.
"What are you staring at dobe?"
Naruto flinched and looked toward Sasuke who was glaring at him.
"Sh...shutup! I wasn't staring!"
"That's not what it looked like from here."
Naruto turned his attention back to the two teachers. There was a visible blush now spread on Kakashi-sensei' face.
"W...what the?"
"Judging by the looks of it, it looks like our teacher just took the quiz," stated Sasuke cooly.
"Whatever, I don't care," said Naruto scowling and returning his attention to his computer screen, which he reluctantly turned on.
"Thinking of taking the quiz?" Sasuke asked.
"N..no, shutup."
"Yes you are. It's written all over your face."
"For your information, I'm going on msn to talk to people."
"Hn"
Naruto waited for the sigh in to pop up on his screen and then he entered his e-mail and then his password .
Naruto hesitated before glancing at Sasuke from the corner of his eyes. His face immediately went crimson as he saw that Sasuke was staring at him.
"W..what!?" Naruto asked angrily as a way to cover up the redness of his face.
Sasuke shrugged and turned back to his own computer screen.
has signed in.
Hi Naruto!
Hello
How are you Naruto?
Meh I'm ok, how bout u?
I'm about to take the quiz!
Are you serious!? You to!?
What's wrong? Have you not took it yet?
No!
Why not?
Cuz its fake!
No it isn't...well...i don't really know if it is or not but I'm taking it anyways.
Naruto turned from the computer with a scowl and redirected his attention to the front of the room. Kakashi was now alone.
"They kissed and Iruka left," said Sasuke out of the blue causing the blonde to jump.
"W..what are you talking about?"
"Iruka Sensei and Kakashi Sensei.."
"Am i going to be the only person who doesn't take the stupid quiz!?"
"I haven't."
has signed off.
"Like that matters! You hate me so why should I care if you took it or not!?"
Sasuke shrugged.
"Just means that your not the only one that hasn't tooken it."
"Well I refuse to take part in something so fake and meaningless," said Naruto slouching back down in his chair.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow at him and turned back to his own computer.