Alright, I know long time no se- write but I've been busy with school and stuff like that. I've re-read the story and have noticed myself that Draco and Harry are a bit..immature and since they are um what sixteen in this story? I would guess they were quite mature or at least one of them would be, I made them more mature. Also I noticed the chapters are a bit short, so I prolonged this one.
Signed,
S.S
Harry woke with a warm feeling on his cheek.
'Its a liquid!' One of his clones shouted in his head running around screaming.
'No it's a solid its a solid!' The other one sirened, both of the two had white shirts on they stated "STUPIDITY" with bold red.
'You idiots, it's just Draco.' This one had "COCKISH" written on his shirt.
'Wake up dickhead before he wakes up, he always thinks your watching him sleep and then you shag him.' The other cocky one shouted, hitting the top of Harry's head.
'That's just cruel! Harry you don't really do that, right?' This one had a halo above his head and was only one person.
'Damn straight it's true. Tell 'em, Har' The one dressed in plain red demanded lighting up a cigarette.
Harry felt the drool on his cheek, wiping it off with his pillow case. He petted Draco wishing he had soft, straight hair. He snorted at himself walking to the bathroom seeing his hair. He tried touching it but thought it was a porcupine. While Harry flattens his hair, lets see what Draco's doing.
'..Is Harry there?' One of Draco's clones asked, feeling around for his Harry clone.
'No stupid ass, he wiped of your drool like he did your white pudding and skedaddled.' His devil chuckled evilly smoking pot.
'Well nobody asked you asshole.' One of his cocky clones huffed.
'At least I can keep a man in my bed, thats right I said it.' The Draco devil puffed out a ring of smoke.
"Shut the fuck up." The real Draco woke and felt around like his angel clone did searching for Harry.
"Good Morning, Babe" Harry kissed Draco's cheek.
"Yeah yeah, carry me to the shower." Draco demanded, Harry picked him up stripped him and stood him in the shower. Just as Harry was about to touch him, Draco's eyes opened.
"You know what? Make me breakfast, bitch." Draco shut the glass door on him. Harry shrugged whistling down the stairs to make Draco breakfast. Since it was spring break the two were on vacation in Draco's mansion. Of course they had parental super vision, if you count Wormtail sleeping all day and Snape always on the rush thinking of ways to ruin his student's lives and also ways to torment his godson's boyfriend. He never really liked him you see Harry reminded him of Lily, and that bastard James. He doesn't really enjoy talking about it. Also having Draco's father, Lucius Malfoy tormenting Harry, the boy for some strange reason reminded him of wall fetishes, and he abhors wall fetishes. With Wormtail, Lucius, and Snape their spring break would be most amusing.
"Good Morning, Lucius." Harry bidded with as much cheer as a five year old on Christmas morning.
"Good Morning, Harris." Lucius never really learned his real name but Harry just shrugged.
"Good Morning, Remus, Severus." He greeted.
"Mmm hmm" Severus glanced at the boy then went back to reading the Daily Prophet while taking a sip of his tea.
"Good Morning, Harry." Remus was also one of the warm-blooded, air-breathing, non-humans who was a normal pers- thing, creature, alien shit like Chowder. By the way, what the hell is he? I love him he's awesome but he's a cat bear thingy..right?
"Can I punch you in the face?" Draco asked one of the house elves who scurried away.
"You know its rude to run away when someone asks you a question! Oh fuck it." He finished walking down the stairs to have his boyfriend twirl him in midair.
"Put me down, Merlin Dammit!" He looked like a cat in ice water.
"Good Morning, Love." Harry kissed him.
"Harry! Not in front of my dad or Severus they'll kill you, and I dont really want to have sex with a dead person... I'll feel like a wall pedophile!" Draco whined.
"But on second thought..." Harry gave him the "WHAT THE FUCK?!" look.
"Never mind, I really dont want to plaster the walls constantly. Plus you talk!" Draco brightened.
".....OK, Um Draco did you take your pills this morning?" Harry stressed a smile.
"Well I usually take it with my orange juice but I haven't had it yet. You know what? We should shag on the dinner table!" Draco shouted talking fastly.
"Ahahaha, your sooo funny. Shut up, Draco!" Harry hissed the last part.
"Ooh, I like it when you treat me roughly." Draco was asking for a punch in the balls, seriously.
"Just take your pill before I shove it down your throat." Harry dropped in two just in case and pushed the cup towards Draco.
"Kinky," Draco swallowed down his pills.
"Did I say we should shag on the table?" He asked shaking his head.
"..Yeah." Harry answered eating scrambled eggs.
"I was being serious." Draco whispered then plopped a bit of sausage in his mouth.
"What?" Harry coughed.
"I was kidding, jeez you think I'm some kind of porn star? On the dinner table where generations will eat? We'll just have to change the cloths.." Harry ran up the stairs.
"What's with him?" Lucius asked, Draco just shrugged and ate more sausage.
==The next hour.
"You should take me to the zoo, Harry." Draco suggested.
"Your afraid of the llamas, I cant take you to the zoo since the closest one has llamas in the first exibit." Harry resisted.
"Well shit, we could shag." Draco thought.
"We just did, five times in a row. My balls are going to fall off if we do again." Harry resented.
"Psh your such a pussy. Heh you get it, were talking about balls and I said pussy.." Harry gave him a look.
"Oh fine, lets just go bother Severus!" He shouted."
"Are you sure? He hates me." Harry was scared shitless.
"Ah righto he does." They both fell asleep after having numerous staring contests.
TO BE CONTINUED..NEXT CHAPTER 11 DRACO AND HARRY GO TO THE ZOO