Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own NCIS.

Hey guys. This is my first try at a fanfiction like this so I hope you like it. It's part parody/spoof and part romance.

The first chapter is an opening and the rest of the chapter are alternate endings and possibilities to this opening. Some are serious, some are just for fun so if they seem very ridiculous its probably a spoof.

Enjoy.

Tony flicked his indicator on and turned the corner. He was driving as slow as he could, trying to delay the inevitable for as long as possible. It was not that he didn't want to what he was about to do. He wanted it more than anything in the world. He just feared rejection. He feared that his heart would be broken and he would be forced to pick up the pieces once again, just as it had been after Jeanne. Jeanne. He thought of the woman that had made him that man he was today. He was a changed person. His preferences had changes somewhat and he was no longer that skirt-chaser that he once was. He knew what he wanted now. He thought of the moment when he would say those words, those three little words. Tony marveled at how three small words could have such meaning.

Turning into the driveway of the apartment block, Tony cut the engine and pulled down the mirror. He ran his fingers through his hair nervously and flicked the mirror back up. It was now or never.

Tony felt the cold metal under his hands as he opened the car door and stepped out, the bitter winter wind immediately whipping his face. He pulled his coat more tightly around his body and walked slowly up to the door, thinking of the times he had felt white-hot jealousy coursing through his veins for this person. Tony closed his eyes and raised his hand to the door, knocking three times. After a couple of moments the door opened inward and Tony saw the person that he had always dreamed about. There was a moment of silence where the two people just stared, searching each other's eyes.

"Tony."

A/N: So that's the start. Will put the first possibility up soon. Review and tell me what you think and if I should continue.