HELLO PEOPLE!! This will technically be my "first" story… I deleted my other one.
Warning: may contain major OOC ness
You have been warned
Pairings: Neji/Tenten Sasuke/Hinata Sakura/Naruto Ino/Sai Shikamaru/Temari
You will learn their weird traits as you go on I will list them in the end of the story (glares at sheep-chan) in case you don't figure it out... (p.s. Hinata doesn't stutter and her and Ino's hair is time skip)
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TENTEN'S APARTMENT (sleepover)
Tenten's living room 7:19 everything is peaceful until…
"MOVE YO BODY! MOVE YO MOVE YOYO BODY"her alarm screamed cheerily
"… SHADDUP! I WILL NOT MOVE," screamed Tenten into Sakura's ear
"MREOW" shrieked Snowy (Hinata's cat) who promptly began attacking the alarm only stopping when Hinata, Temari, and Ino walked in with the o.o look on their face. Hinata was wearing a Hello Kitty hair clip, baby blue T with navy jeans white platform flip flops, Temari was wearing a black tank, ripped jeans and converses, and Ino was wearing a hot pink T, white dress pants and orange flip flops.
"Wake up suckerz" Ino said sitting on Sakura's back and poking her onigiri patterned pajamas.
"Pig you're so heavy, I'll wake up when you lose weight" Sakura mumbled
"What was that dear?! If he wanted to Choji could make your fore-head his table!"
"What did you say you--" CLICK!
"SHUDDUP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!" Temari screamed "kindly" pulling out her paintball gun "BUNS! WAKE UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU TOO!" In ten seconds Tenten and Sakura were changed and back saluting Tenten was wearing an orange cami, tan cargos and black sandals, Sakura was wearing a light pink (almost white) dress with spagetti straps and white heels. Hinata stood behind Ino turning red with laughter and Ino had tears in the corner of her eyes.
"NO BREAKFAST FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU SLOWED DOWN BY FIVE SECONDS AND WE ATE EVERYTHING!" Temari shouted. Hinata rolled her eyes and tossed them two granola bars each and they scrambled into Ino's car.
"Ino-Chan, we need to be there in fifteen, its 7:45…" Hinata said panicking. Ino smiled evilly, winked, and got them there in five with no police on her trail.
"See ya' later Saku, Tennie, Ino!" Temari shouted walking off to homeroom with Hinata.
NARUTO'S PLACE
7:23
"make-up?"
"hn"
"hn"
"If you're sure…" Sai muttered
"OMG!! NEJI! SASUKE DO YOU HAVE MAKE UP ON?!" he yelled
Naruto and Shikamaru bolted up and stared at them in shock. Sasuke was wearing a black T, black shorts (think basketball) and blue Jordan's. Neji was wearing a white T, tan cargo's and Van's.
"Five minutes" Sasuke said
"Make it three it took fifteen to make them react" Sai said
"Two"
"Screw it, let's go"
"Seven minutes to get there…so troublesome"
Shikamaru and Naruto were already dressed Shikamaru with a white baggy T, baggy jeans and converses. Naruto looked the same except for the fact that he had ripped jeans.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL HAHA!
HOMEROOM 3B Kakashi's homeroom
8:01
Everyone is talking to old friends and fan girls are trying to talk to Naruto, Sai, and Neji... especially their fan girls… Ariana, Mimi, and Tayuya. Sakura, Tenten and Ino talk with Naruto, Sai and Neji (who was listening to dangerous on his ipod) and some other people when they hear a snap from Ino.
"Oh crap a moment" Tenten groaned "everyone move back if she targets you stay calm…"
"SAI-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU LOOK SOOOO CUTEEE LIKE A PUPPY! OR A BRID-E! OR A KITTEN! OR OR OR OR umm.." Insert blink and dazed look
"Why am I on his lap… wait… what OH MY CHICKEN CASSEROLES THAT LOOK LIKE BURRITOS THAT SMELL LIKE FREASHLY COOKED CHICKEN!" Ino screamed.
Inside his head Sai was going crazy and he looked insane on the outside because he was thinking aloud… something you don't want to do when you have a crazy maniac that looked like a mountain as a fan girl.
"Isn't that Yamanaka? She's cute I don't think she's taken…" Sai mutters thinking to himself.
"Sai! You can't be serious you only love meee you said so yourself!" Ariana, aka. Mountain freak screamed. While they were being distracted Neji wandered out into the hallway without his ipod.
"Shuddap I'm reading" Kakashi yelled "Tenten go to the office with the attendance folder and get Neji" Everyone had the "OMG NEJI WAS RIGHT THERE" look and Tayuya was pissed.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI I SHOULD LOOK FOR NEJI I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND!"
Kakashi blinked handed Tenten the folder (more like smacked her) and shoved her out of the class "Don't come back without Neji!" he warned. As she walked down the hallway she could hear Naruto going
"Hey Pinkie! You look so fine!"
Homeroom 15a kurenai's homeroom
8:01
Sasuke and Shikamaru are sitting together next to the door surrounded by their fangirls trying to talk to them as Hinata and Temari walk in.
"Hina-chan, you okay'?" Temari asked glancing at her tomato red friend
"I-I'm f-f-fine Temari-Chan" Hinata replied. Sasuke looked over at her and smirked Hinata sees this and faints, Temari catches her and brings her to the nurse.
Nurse's office room 15b (other side of school)
"Hinata… HINATA WAKE UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!" screamed a familiar voice
"Oi, 5 minutes" Hinata mumbled
"Well then explain why you were muttering something about Sasuke in your slumber as payback for carrying you across campus." Temari replied smirking as Hinata bolted up.
"I'm awake!" she screamed
"Still waiting…" Temari said in a sing-song voice.
"Umm well…" Hinata started
Flash back
"Crap! It's raining!" Hinata squealed gathering up the herbs she needed. She ran quickly and stopped as she saw a figure in front of a tree.
"Sasuke!" she exclaimed recognizing the figure. She bent over to shake him a bit and in a minute she was face-to-face with Sasuke and pinned against a tree. They were at most only an inch apart and Hinata could feel her heart beat accelerate and his breath on her face. Sasuke jerked away quickly and looked at her.
"I-I'm s-s-sorry I-I d-d-didn't want you to catch a cold!" she said quickly and ran away. She could feel him watching her till she was out of sight.
"Dang girl! You want me to shoot him?" Temari asked eagerly
"NO! I mean… umm its okay" Hinata said turning red
Temari's eyes narrowed for a minute and she pursed her lips thinking to herself
"Then that explains the marks on your back we saw in the pool and how you kept on blushing when we asked you how you got them…" she said quietly Hinata blushed.
"Actually it happened the day before that…" she murmured as Temari helped her out the door. Right outside were Sasuke and Shikamaru leaning on the wall opposite of them. Shikamaru was sleeping and Sasuke smirking Temari turned colors more precisely
-choke-
-turns blue-
-turns purple-
-turns pink-
-turns green-
"YOU WAKE UP
AND CHICKEN BUTT WIPE THE SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE! OR I'LL SHOOT YOU"
TEMARI SCREAMED. Shikamaru snored and Temari shot him with pink paint
Sasuke stared and stopped smirking.
"Temari, you better bring
sleeping beauty back and Kurenai wanted Shikamaru and I to take the
attendance folder up and get you two. Since you shot my partner then
I'll steal yours." He finished
He thought for a minute and added "Be careful in homeroom there are bloodthirsty bitches..."
"Hurt Hina and I'll murder you, chicken butt!" Temari said happily "First I will stab you, then stab you again, then kick you where the sun don't shine then I will roast you over a fire and throw you in the sea" Sasuke and Hinata watched as Temari waved happily threw Shikamaru down the hall picked him up and threw him again.
"The guy's gonna get a major concussion…" Sasuke smirked as he turned to look at Hinata. Hinata began walking toward the main office nervously as Sasuke stared at her Hello kitty clip and snaked his hands around her.
In the hallway
"Kuma-kuma! Where are you?" Neji cried looking around. Unfortunately for her, Tenten was standing right in front of Neji and unfortunately for him Sasuke and Hinata was passing by.
"KUMA!!" Neji squealed (if that's even possible) and hugged Tenten
"Neji I didn't know you had the hots for Tenten…" smirked Sasuke. Neji realized what he was doing and let go of Tenten quickly. He assessed the situation quickly and saw Sasuke holding Hinata's waist and her Hello Kitty clip.
"At least I don't like Hello Kitty. And don't hurt Hinata or I'll hunt you down and kill you the worst way."
"IF I GET TO HIM FIRST I WILL…" Tenten screamed smiling evilly "stab you, then stab you again, then kick you where the sun don't shine then I will roast you over a fire and throw you in the sea"
"Just like Temari," Sasuke muttered "A crazy girl that would kill." Tenten was about to murder him on the spot when...
"People!" Anko screamed "Get in here I need to make announcements and you are so loud!"
Office
"Welcome to high school you poor deprived imbeciles! Because the seniors left you are no longer maggots and therefore you are imbeciles! Today is obviously you first day! You aren't permitted to be late without a good excuse, rule one. DON'T TELL US YOUR MOTHER'S WATER BROKE! WE DON'T CARE YOU COULD HAVE GLUED HER WATER TOGETHER. RULE TWO, IF YOU'RE A FREASHMAN I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE WAY! DON'T ACT LIKE YOU OWN THE SCHOOL, ALL OF YOU BECAUSE I DO! AND THAT'S RULE 4 PASSING IS THREE MINUETES STARTING NOW!" Anko screeched and started cursing making the beeeeeppp sound of the bell. The four ran to their first period class.
END OF FIRST CHAPPI
IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT LOOK IT UP! Kuma Kuma is a stuffed turtle the bell is Anko's cursing (yes for three minutes) and they are Juniors…
REVIEW PLZ have fun
My next chapter will be a little more serious cuz thats when the fan girls come in :P