"Charizard!" Luigi called out as he was going throughout the Smash Mansion, with the others looking at each other in confusion as Luigi kept on calling out for the fire type, dragon like Pokemon. "Mamma mia, where could he be?"

"Why are you so interested in Charizard?" Shulk asked while practing his back slash in the hallway.

"Because he's MY Charizard and I need him!" Luigi responded while pushing Shulk into the wall, searching through every room as he panted. "Charizard! Charizard!"


While the green clad idiot was doing that, Luigi's Charizard was with the Charizard playable in Smash Bros who was his own independent Pokemon, both of them being on the balcony.

"Does he gives you guys this much trouble?" Luigi's Charizard asked Charizard, stretching his arms out and being colored green.

"Trust me, he's not a troublemaker. Just a trouble magnet." Charizard replied as he sipped his berry juice. "Bad things are attracted to Luigi like flies are to dung."


Back with Luigi, he was in a hallway full of explosions set up by Waluigi, who pressed a button and caused everything to explode on poor Luigi. Luigi went soaring into Pit's room, glancing up to see the white winged angel naked. Both Luigi and Pit screamed girlishly at each other, with Pit literally kicking Luigi out by a swift kick in the face, causing Luigi to go right into Lady Palutena's farting big butt, the Goddess of Light releasing deep pitched brassy tuba toots in her tight blue jeans.

"Oh, Luigi! Didn't you know that my farts are gross AND dangerous?" Palutena stated in shock, unleashing her strongest fart, which in turn caused Luigi to melt, the paint on the walls peeling.

Luigi respawned further down the hallway, pulling out a green capped 1 Up mushroom and eating it as he resumed his perilous journey to get his Charizard back. Much to his bad luck, he bumped into Waluigi again, who was riding on Arceus.

"There he is, Arc! He's the pone who said your spaghetti was shit!" Waluigi laughed as he pointed at Luigi.

Glaring at him, Arceus performed his Judgement attack on Luigi, destroying parts of the mansion by accident as Luigi screamed in pain. Both of the Charizards in Charizard's room stook their long neck outs, to see blinding light engulfing the entire hallway, with Luigi letting out one last scream of pain, disappearing right on the spot. The two Charizards looked at each other and shrugged, with Mega Rayquaza spinning down the hallway and bumping into Arceus, causing them to tumble as Waluigi screamed in pain, the tumbling causing his lanky bones to break, with no style or grace to compliment his funny face.

Dry Bowser shook his skull. "I got brought here for this?"