Sasuke and Sakura sat on a checker picnic blanket at a lake hidden deep within Konoha's forest. Sakura couldn't stop giggling at Sasuke's annoyed face. "Do you think we should tell them we know they're spying on us?" She asked.

Sasuke smirked. "OR we could enrage them enough that they reveal themselves."

Sakura laughed. "I like it! What's the plan?"

Sasuke smirked. "This." Sasuke picked Sakura up by her waist and jumped in the nearby lake.

Sakura sputtered as she resurfaced. "Sasuke!" She shrieked. Sasuke laughed. Sakura glared and lunged at him, forcing him into the water. Now Sasuke was sputtering too.

Sakura laughed and Sasuke smirked. He wrapped his arms around her and pulled her close. He kissed her. Sakura smiled and moved to deepen the kiss when they both heard, "I'LL KILL HIM! LET GO KONAN! KISAME MAKE A BREAK FOR IT SHE CAN'T HOLD US ALL!"

Sakura and Sasuke crept out of the water and made their way to a set of rattling bushes. They peered inside and saw Konan wrestling with the rest of the Akatsuki.

Sakura twitched. "Tobi?" Tobi skipped to Sakura.

"Yes Sakura-chan?" He asked.

"Would you like to be a good boy and make sure these guys don't follow us anymore?" Sakura asked.

"Sure Sakura-chan!" Tobi said.

Sasuke and Sakura snuck away to go take a walk in the village. "So what should we do now?" Sakura asked.

"Would you like to meet my teammates?" Sasuke asked.

"Sure!" Sakura said.

Sasuke took Sakura's hand and led her to Ichiraku Ramen. "Hey Naruto I- Oh crap."

Sakura came to stand next to Sasuke to see what had him stopping so suddenly. "Ohhhhh is this your girlfriend Sasu-chan?" Shisui purred.

"Sakura, this is my cousin Shisui, and my teammates Naruto and Sai." Sasuke mumbled. "Guys, this is Sakura."

"Hey, you're that pink haired girl who's saved our asses a bunch of times, thanks!" Naruto said between bites.

Sakura smiled. "My pleasure! It's very nice to meet all of you."

"Likewise." Shisui wrapped one arm around Sakura's shoulders. "Now you just have to meet Mikoto-okaa-san." Shisui poofed away with Sakura.

Sasuke cursed and ran out of the ramen shop and toward home.

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"Tobi? What are you doing?" Pein asked.

"Tobi's being a good boy! Sakura-chan told Tobi to make sure no one follows her." Tobi explained.

"Tobi, I'm ordering you to tell me which way they went." Pein commanded.

"But Sakura-chan told Tobi-"

"I DON'T CARE!"

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Sasuke arrived panting. In his living room was Sakura, his mother, and Shisui on the couch looking at his baby pictures. Sasuke dramatically fell to his knees and cried. "OKAA-SAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."