The Guys' 30 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher

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1. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the teacher to speak louder.

2. When the teacher calls your name in roll, respond "That's my name, don't wear it out!"

3. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

4. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the teacher's reply and proceed to do so anyway.

5. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.

6. Raise your hand for everything (such as when the bell rings at the end of class, raise your hand to ask if you can leave; raise your hand to ask if you can sneeze; etc.)

7. Go up to the board and start randomly doodling in all the colors available.

8. Before a math test, keep shouting "2 + 2 equals 4" out loud so everyone can hear.

9. When taking a test, tap your pencil on the desk to the tune of "Jeopardy."

10. When asked for an answer in class, just shout something random instead of the answer.

11. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.

12. On the day a paper is due, skip into class shouting "I have the paper" repeatedly.

13. Fall asleep in class and snore really loud.

14. Start singing your favorite song in the middle of class.

15. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back to the wall as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around the room with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) (CHAD: This one is a cool one.)

16. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

17. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say "your racist against paper, aren't you?"

18. Don't do your homework.

19. When your teacher asks you why you didn't do your homework, say, "I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever," then smile and sit.

20. Be tardy. When your teacher asks you why you were late, say, "My goldfish died." Then burst into tears. (JASON: Instead of saying "goldfish," you could use a different type of pet.)

21. Everytime the PA comes on, act surprised, and scream, "NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!"

22. Every time the morning announcements come on, start looking around the room's ceiling and say, "GOD? Is that you?!"

23. Constantly raise your hand, and when called upon, act like you forgot what you were going to say.

24. If a teacher lets you eat in class, bring food that requires silverware and a plate. (lasagna, spaghetti, etc.) (ZEKE: This would really annoy the teacher.)

25. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

26. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." (TROY: Be careful! You could possibly get sent to the hall or the principal's office if you do this.)

27. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

28. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

29. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

30. Have different sections of the class start to hum different theme songs. (mission impossible, jeopardy, james bond, etc.)

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I got this idea when I saw the different lists on the internet. (i don't own anything, including the ways to annoy.)