A/N: Brain not functioning…

Been ill for a week. And am still kind of ill now, but I have tickets to go to Panic at the Disco tonight so I am trying to convince myself otherwise.

Anyway I decided to start doing a drabble set, this time a bit like the 'Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts' lists which are everywhere, so no real numbers for them as I don't know which one to take it from.

Harry/Draco pairing, as I love them, and rating for possible future (very possible). And today's is 'Hug a Slytherin', but not day, I changed it to week for reasons known later.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters.

Harry Potter looked around the great hall trying to find his first target. He spotted blonde hair at the Slytherin table and grinned evilly. His 'secret' boyfriend would make a perfect target. Walking away from the doors into the Great Hall he made his way over to the Slytherin table. He stepped up behind the blonde and wrapped his arms around the others middle, pulling him to standing as he did so.

"POTTER!" Draco yelled as he felt the familiar arms. "Let go of me this instant!"

"No!" Harry murmured, shoving his head into the crook of the Malfoy heir's neck and inhaling deeply. "Happy hug a Slytherin week lover." He said loudly pulling away. Half of the great hall, the half that was pretending not to watch the transaction, turned to them at word lover.

"Harry!" Draco whispered angrily.

"Draco!" Harry whispered back, grinning like a fool. Turning an intense glare on the Great Hall Harry said, "Draco is my boyfriend and if anyone has a problem with it then you can take it up with the end of my wand. No touching him!" He grabbed Draco's face and kissed him passionately, causing a whimper to escape the blonde, who caught hold of the Gryffindor's robe to pull him closer. When Harry pulled away he was pleased to see a flush and glazed eyes on the pale features. "Oh and also," Harry said to everyone again. "It's 'Hug a Slytherin' week, so hug them whenever possible. Slytherin's need love too." He carefully pushed a stray blonde hair out of Draco's eyes and smiled blissfully at the still glazed face. "But no touching my one."

A second later Draco's mind seemed to have registered what had happened and he promptly pushed Harry away from him, onto the floor, and aimed his wand at the grinning boy. "I will not be made a sceptical of in front of the school." He hissed. Without further ado he cast a nasty stinking hex on his boyfriend, with a twist though. He knelt down next to Harry and smirked down at him. "Every time you even think about sex you will be in pain." He said jovially. "Until I decide otherwise." He then stood, and picked up his school bag. "Oh and Harry, he said turning slightly. "The average seventeen year old boy thinks about sex once every ten seconds, I hope you are below average like you are with everything else." With that Draco left the Great Hall, laughter following him.

Harry frowned, stupid Malfoy, he thought bitterly. A stinging in his lower reigns made him wince, stupid Malfoy's hex. First target was a minor success. He got up and followed after Draco, maybe he could convince him to lift his hex. Then again he knew how stubborn the blonde could be. "Bugger."

A/N: They are going to be shortish. I just wanted to end it there. Haha, guess what hurts everytime he thinks about sex??

Next: Hufflepuff's are not 'covered in bees'. (This is because I love Eddie Izzard.)

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