My goodness!! I haven't updated in like 4ever!

I so sorry!! Plz!! Forgive me!! My father, mother, sister, lil bro went to Cali for a few weeks and I stayed at my cousins house, they don't have a computer.

Hm..

Naruto does not belong to me...only plot.

XD!!

yay!!

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"Oh em gee!! She is so cute in that dress!!" said the two blondes. Sakura laughed, her green eyes twinkling. The five girls squealed "EEEEEEEEEP!!" they squealed.

"I'm so happy we kidnapped her!" said Ino. Tsunade, Tenten, and Hinata looked at Ino weirdly. Ino was playing with Sakura. Sakura was wearing a white dress, her hair in her two pigtails. "That sounded so wrong Ino..."said Tenten, leaning on the chair. Ino shrugged, "We did kidnap her..and it's all the Howkages fault!" she said. Tsunade smirked nodding.

Hinata played with her fingers, her head down. "Uhm..uh...do you realize Sasuke, Naruto-kun, and Kakashi-san will be looking for her?" she asked. The three girls stopped laughing at the cute Sakura. Tsunade dropped her glass, Ino dropped her bag, Tenten dropped her kunai. "Uh..oh..." said the bun-haired girl. "Oh snap.."mumbled Ino. Tsunade laughed, "Who cares!! I'm the howkage!" she said, swinging another glass of...V8 juice!

Ino gaped at Tsuande, "Your not drinking sake anymore!?" Tsunade irked an eyebrow, "Are you kidding Ino?" she leaned closer to Ino's ear. "I will not drink in front of Baby-Saku..." she said. Ino nodded. "Good idea.." "Yup."

With Sasuke..

"So..were finally here..."he said sighing, inwardly glaring at the old bald-headed geezer. "Just let me get my keys.."said the old man, bringing out his pink purse. Sasuke twitched, This guy carries a purse? Wow...Oh my lord! And he has Sakura! (just a figure of speech). Oh no! The old man snapped his finger, "Oh skittle-babies, I left it in my other purse..."he said. Sasuke twitched again, as the old man brang out a smaller white purse.

"Aa! Here we go!!" said the old man. The old man had the key in his shaking hand..suddenly...Clank! "Oh deary...I dropped the key.."said the old man. The old man bent down. Sasuke grew even more impatient. Oh my goodness grandpa!! Hurry your old ass up!!

Are you insane!?

What?

Your cussing out an oldman now?

Go away! He has Sakura!

Shit!! Hurry up!! Punch the door!!

No!

With Naruto...

"You liar!! I hate you Mr. CAT!! YOU SIR ARE A BIG LIAR!!" he yelled pointing an accusing finger at the black cat. The cat cocked his head to the side, "Meow.."he purred. Naruto glared, "No! I will not give you another chance! After all we have been through! You lied to me, I don't trust you anymore!" said Naruto walking away, his eyes getting all watery. "Meow..."said the cat. Naruto sniffed, "No! It's over!! Get out of my life!" he said.

Naruto ran away, out of the alley. Soon after 6 minutes of walking, he passed by the ramen shop. He saw four ladies and a pink haired baby. "Oh!! Hey Chef!! Can I have beef ramen!?"

With Kakashi...

"Oh..hey ladies...I have to go now.." said Kakashi, smiling putting on his clothes. The girls moaned, "No Kaka-kun...I don't want you to go..."said the blue haired slut. Kakashi sighed, dramatically, "I'm sorry ladies...you...are not my type..I must take my leave.."he said. The girls yelled, "NO!! KAKA-KUN!!" they yelled in unision.

I gots to go find my baby girl...

Yes you do!!

Hey!! I was doin my job!

That's not your job!! What will Tsuande say?!

Kakashi smirked at his inner. That is easy..she will say...'GIVE ME MORE SAKE! FATHEAD!!'

With Sasuke...

"Okay..now that you got your keys...show me were the girl is.."said Sasuke, in the house. But for a response all he could hear was snoring. Sasuke looked at the source of the snoring at twitched for the upteenth time. "OLD MAN!! SHOW! ME!! WHERE!! THE! GIRL! IS!!" yelled Sasuke. The old man instantly woke up, bobbling his head, "Aa! Yes! Yes!" The old man walked to the living room. "Honey! I'm home!" he yelled.

Sasuke irked an eyebrow. Sasuke walked into the living room, to see the old man on a couch and a doll on the other side. The old man chuckled, pointing at the life-size doll. "Yup! That's her! Pink hair and green eyes!" he said. Sasuke once again twitched, turning around leaving. "Well! Thanks Sonny!! Come by again!" said the old man.

Sasuke sighed, "Stupid..." he mumbled. Damn...I guess we gotta look for her tomarrow...

Are yo serious!!

I guess..

Nooooooooooooooooo!!

Hn...

She could be raped!!

Who would rape a baby!?

Sasuke kept arguing with his inner heading for the direction of his home.

With Kakashi...

Oh no...It's almost nightfall..

yup...

We haven't found Sakura...

Who's fault is that?!

My hormones...?

Your pathetic!!

With Naruto...

Naruto smiled eating his ramen, slurping all it's noodles. "I love me ramens!!" he said. Teuchi smiled, "We know you do.." said Teuchi. Ino, Tsunade,Tenten, Hinata, and Sakura stood at the far end of the table, gulping. Sakura suddenly giggled, punching one of Tenten's buns. Ino, Tsunade, and Tenten had to hold their laughs, but Hinata couldn't take it anymore. She laughed so hard.

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!" she laughed, clutching her sides. Naruto stopped slurping, looking at Hinata, who was with the group. Tsuande, Ino, and Tenten gulped, Sakura laughed. Hinata gulped looking at the staring Naruto. Naruto grinned, waving his hand. "HIYO!! HINA-CHAN!! TENTEN! INO-PIG! TSUANDE-BAACHAN!!" he yelled. Tsuande nodded her head upwards slowly. Ino smiled waving her hand. Hinata smiled er..blushed. Tenten said 'Wazzup..'

Tsuande slowly took Sakura and her new clothes and brang them/ her to Naruto. Tsunade smiled, "Naruto...my sweet boy..take care of Sakura for me will you?" she said in the most caring voice she ever did. Naruto grinned nodding, "Of course!! yay!! Teme ans Kakashi is going to be so happy! I found-" Naruto gasped realizing what was happening.

Naruto was about to cuss at the howkage and the girls..except for Hinata, cause she's his girlfriend. "TSUNA-" They were gone, nada..zip..zap..abracadabra...horse..dog..egg..sperm. Naruto sighed. Sakura gurglied, playing with her spit. Naruto chuckled, placing her on top of the table. "Sit okay? Watch me eat.."he said. Sakura cocked her head to the side drool coming at the side of her mouth. Sakura sighed, playing with her teddybear.

Yayayyayayaya!!

I did it! I did it!!

AHem..if you guys want to know, Kakashi used protection.

You guys never knew it was Ino or Tsunade huh?!

Nah nah just kidding, your guesses were kinda right.

I might reveiw tomarrow...

REVEIW!!

XD!!