Trent Northwick is afraid of one thing, and one thing only: to have false teeth before he turns sixty.

Of course, his fear is somewhat reasonable. He gets into fights everyday, and sooner or later, someone's going to knock his teeth out. But, if he starred in toothpaste commercials, tooth experts would probably notice the false teeth in his supposed-to-be award-winning smile! And that would have a high chance of bringing his career down the drain.

He's trying to cut back to about three fist fights a week, to lessen the chance of tooth loss, but still keep his Bully reputation. It's actually working well.

But then Trent lays eyes on Kirby Olsen.

Jock turf has never looked so inviting.

(And he did get into a fist fight after sneaking into their territory, but that was okay because he fell asleep with Kirby at their clubhouse after and only a tooth was just slightly chipped, anyway.)