We're BAAAAACK. Mwahahaha. Ok so you might have been wondering whats been up with us... we haven't posted in a while but here is a the first chapter in the third part of our twisted series! So we would like to first dedicate this chapter to all our readers and we would like to let you know that we are posting this in honnor of the 4th of July and if you're in Canada happy late Canada Day! Woot woot. And With out further adu... Twisted III!! Random applause

Jon downed his third glass of wine.

"Jon you're going to make your self drunk. And if you are expecting one of my hangover remedies, you have another thing coming"

"Maybe I'll be able to convince the conservatives I'm sick so they'll leave me alone about Gaby. Plus there is always Duke Baird."

"I'm sorry about this whole mess I never thought that this whole thing would cause this much trouble."

"It's not your fault dear"

"You are not blaming this on Gaby"

"No, I'm not. I'm blaming it on Roger"

"Dear as much as I would love to join you in that opinion you do realize that Gaby is my daughter. She gets wanting to be a knight from me"

"Yes, but if Roger hadn't convinced the conservatives, this wouldn't be happening" Jon poured himself another glass of wine and emptied the glass in three gulps

"That's it" Alanna said, grabbing the wine bottle "I'm cutting you off"

"Alanna give me the bottle."

"No"

"Give it to me"

"I'll get Baird to side with me"

"Fine… let's go to bed."

The next morning

"Ahhh… my head … Lanna"

"I told you I wasn't giving you a remedy…you get to suffer through this hangover"

"But I have a council meeting this morning isn't that bad enough?"

"I warned you, you didn't listen"

Just then, the bedroom door swung open "Hi mom! Hi dad!"

Jon winced "Gaby, don't yell"

"I didn't yell" Gaby said, she looked at Alanna, who mimed drinking

"Dad, how many glasses of wine did you drink"

"One or two"

"Four" Alanna said

"DAD!"

"Gabriella Aria I told you not to yell!"

"I'm telling Baird" Gaby said

"Fine maybe he'll give me a cure."

"BAIRD!"

"Gabriella!"

Duke Baird walked in "Yes, your highness?"

"Daddy is drunk"

"Don't give him anything Baird. I warned him last night he'd have to deal with it if he got drunk"

"Did she?" Baird asked

"I'm too drunk to remember"

"Do you have any important meetings this morning?"

"A council meeting"

"What about after lunch?"

"A meeting with some ambassador."

"I'll give you something then."

"But I need something now."

"Jon, stop whining and get to your meeting" Alanna said

"Fine I'm going."

Outside

"Gaby, didn't Dad tell you to ride side-saddle, just to keep the conservatives happy?"

"I won't be riding side-saddle in page-training, will I? I need to get use to riding stride"

"Just remember I that I warned you if mom and dad get mad."

"Faster sissy!"

"Ok Sue."

"Be careful she's only 2"

"I'm not going to let anything happen to my little sister"

Just then, the guards they thought they had ditched caught up "Princess Gabriella, Prince Anthony, you two are in big trouble when we tell King Jonathan you ran off…again"

"I don't think so" Gaby said "I think you are in big trouble. You keep loosing us"

"Big trouble" Susan said, mimicking her big sister

"You took your baby sister! Gabriella, Anthony, both of you are in even more trouble now. Wait until your mother hears about this"

"Why am I in trouble?" Anthony asked "Gaby is the one who took her"

"Did you stop her?"

"When you can stop Gaby from doing something, then we can talk" Anthony said

"Susan, say 'Tony did it'" Gabriella whispered so none of the guards heard her

"Tony did it" Susan said, giggling

"There you have it" Gaby said "She wouldn't lie…look at her cute little face

"Cute face" Susan said "Gaby stop touching cute face"

"Was I hurting you?" Gaby asked

"Uh-huh" Susan said "Gaby hurt cute face"

"I'm sorry. Do you forgive me?"

"Uh-huh"

"Your highness give Susan to me I'm taking her back and when you get home you better go straight to you're parents room."

"What if I don't?" Gaby asked

"Gabriella, you don't have a choice"

"Aww…come on Douglass"

"No. In fact, I'm escorting you to your parents"

"How you taking Susan then?" Gaby challenged

"You'll see" Douglass said

(Back at the palace)

"Gabriella, go to your room!" Alanna said, taking Susan from Douglass

"What about Anthony"

"You were the one who took Susan"

"Are you sure?" Gaby said

"Yes"

"Susan, who did it"

"Tony did it" Susan said

"You trained your sister to say that" Alanna said

"Did not" Gaby said

"Susan, who really did it…I'll give you a cookie"

"COOKIE!"

"Who did it for a cookie?"

"Gaby"

Just then, Jon walked in "Gabriella, what was this about you snuck away from the guards and what else?"

"She took Susan with her"

"Gabriella, go to your room!" Jon said

"But it wasn't me…Susan, who did it?"

"Tony did it"

"Watch this" Alanna said, opening a small jar on a table and pulling out a cookie

"COOKIE!"

"Susan, who took you?" Alanna asked

"Gaby…cookie"

Jon looked at Gaby "You trained her to blame Anthony"

"Did not" Gaby said

Jon got an idea "Susan, who did it?"

"Tony did it"

Jon took the cookie from Alanna "Who did it?"

"Gaby! Cookie please"

"Who did it" Jon said as he hid the cookie

"Tony"

Jon pulled out the cookie again "Who did it?"

"Gaby…GIVE COOKIE!"

"Who told you to blame Tony?" Jon said, still holding the cookie

"COOKIE!"

"Tell us who told you to blame Tony, and you get the cookie"

"Gaby. COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!"

Jon gave Susan the cookie

"You owe me four more cookies" she informed him, and walked away, carefully clutching the one little cookie for dear life

Gaby crossed her arms "You tricked her!"

"So did you now go to your room."

"Fine…. I HATE YOU!"

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