-An incredible short one-shot I did when I was bored. Tell me what ya think please!

Inoichi was sitting on the couch in his living room; his wife was at the flower shop, and his daughter was on a mission. He had planned on lounging around all day, he was hoping to have a day all to himself, with no interruptions, and then the phone rang…

"Hello?" Inoichi said into the receiver.

"Hello, is Yamanaka Ino there?" a woman on the other end asked.

"Not at the moment, can I take a message?" Inoichi responded.

"Could you please have Ms. Yamanaka call back, as her test results are in," the woman told him, sounding as if she was reading off a script.

"Test Results?! Could I ask where you're calling from?" Inoichi asked, panicking slightly.

"Yes, sir, I'm calling from Planned Parenthood, is there a problem?" the woman told him, she was a bit surprised at his outburst.

"P-planned p-parenth-hood?" Inoichi gasped out, obviously hyperventilating.

"Sir?!" the woman questioned, obviously not used to this reaction.

"Wh-who did she come in with? What's the test for?" Inoichi fired questions at the now very confused woman.

"Um, she came in with some boy, he had a pineapple hair style if I remember right, and the test and its results are strictly doctor-patient privileged," the woman answered, trying to remember protocol.

"Thank you, I'll tell her," Inoichi said icily, slamming the phone down as he seethed, "Just you wait till I get my hands on you, Nara! How dare he touch my little girl!"

Well there ya go, told ya it a short one-shot. R&R!!