Oh! A really funny thing came to me and I thought I'd share it with you. It's really short and doesn't add to the plot any, but here goes…. (I suppose it's a sort of Omake Theater) I'd put it as a one shot but it wouldn't make sense unless you've read this story... so I just put it here.

OH! And a little warning on the rating….. It's sort of, kinda bad, but not too bad.

It wasn't long after Ed had regained his body. He was following Riza around, being forced into helping her shop. Mustang was also being forced to help. Pets weren't allowed in many of the shops, so Keesa was hanging out with Al that day.

Ed watched in annoyance as Mustang stopped to flirt with yet another woman as they walked down Main Street. It was obvious shortly afterwards that Mustang had just made plans for that night with the woman.

Mustang saw Ed's look. "What, are you jealous shrimp?"

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT I COULDN'T GET A GIRLFRIEND IF I TRIED?!"

Riza had turned sharply around, glaring daggers at them both.

"Sir, if you push him any further you may receive a lot of unwanted attention."

"I don't think Fullmetal is old enough to even think such things yet."

"I'm. Right. Here!" Ed hardly managed to keep himself from punching Mustang square in the jaw.

"Oh, I didn't notice."

This time Mustang found himself a little shocked when Ed didn't respond. Little did he know what had flashed though Ed's mind.

"Well, at least mine is BIGGER. That's right you smug bastard, I saw it, and mine is

WAY bigger." Yet another vague memory, but Ed most certainly wouldn't have forgotten that shock.

If you don't get it, think waaaay back to the beginning of the story…. Mustang had been coming out of the bathroom…. You know.