Konnichiwa!

I is back with another story!

Yeah, I know you guys want me to update my other stories, but… My creative juices have run dry. I mean, I have parts of it planned out, but it's hard to fill in the holes and actually type it. Deciding what's going to happen is different from actually writing it with detail and dialogue.

So, hopefully, this story will work out. If it doesn't, I'll just delete it, I guess…

Summary

Uchiha Sasuke, an avenger. Uzamaki Naruto, an overactive hyper boy. Haruno Sakura, a rabid fangirl. Higurashi Kagome, the heir and sole survivor of the Higurashi clan, mysterious and powerful. Their sensei, Hatake Kakashi, the elite jounin who is forever late. This is what makes up the infamous Team Seven.

Chapter 1

The children ran around the classroom, seeing as the teacher was not there at the moment. There is a relatively high level of talking. Suddenly, two girls come racing through the door, leaving clouds of dust in their wake, glaring at each other.

"I won billboard brow, Sasuke-kun loves me," said the one with the long blond hair. She was quite pretty, with her long hair, blue eyes, and pale skin. She wore a sleeveless purple top and a matching purple skirt. (I don't remember her outfit, so deal with me here…)

The other girl literally bares her teeth and says, "No, Sasuke-kun loves ME! I won by a centimeter! He'll never love YOU, Ino-pig!" The girl has a very large forehead, with bubblegum pink hair, obviously the work of some hair dye. Her eyes are an odd shade of green that horribly clashed with her hair. She had pale skin, and wore a red dress that reached to her knees, with slits up to her hips, showing off her spandex shorts.

"Never, billboard brow! I obviously won! You!" she pointed at a random kid near her. "Who won? Me or the billboard brow? It's me, right?"

"I d-don't know," stuttered the boy, and ran away. He knew better than to pick sides in the war between Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura.

"Ha! He didn't want to tell you that I WON!" screeched Sakura.

"As if!" yells Ino, and they start glaring at each other.

Simultaneously, they turn to a boy and say, "Sasuke-kun, who won?"

Said boy was brooding in his seat. He had aristocratic features, dark, raven hair pale skin, and dark, obsidian eyes. He wore white shorts and a blue shirt with a high collar. He had white arm warmers trimmed with blue that wrapped around his arm from his wrist to right below the elbow. He glanced at them, then looked away.

"Hn," was all he said.

"Stupid billboard brow, this is all your fault! Sasuke-kun couldn't look at me because of the glare off your gigantic forehead!" yelled Ino.

"No it wasn't Ino-pig! It was because you were so ugly!" Sakura screeched back. "Right, Sasuke-kun?" she squealed in a sickeningly seemingly sweet voice.

"Don't talk to Sasuke-kun, billboard brow, he doesn't want to talk to you," said Ino.

"Shut up, Ino-pig," screeched Sakura. "He loves me, of course he wants to talk to me!"

As the two argued back and forth, the rest of the room went quiet as a girl strode into the room and gracefully sat down. Even Ino and Sakura fell quiet when they saw her.

Said girl was somewhat tall, yet not overly so. She had high cheekbones, a pert nose, soft, pink lips, long, dark raven hair that went down to her elbows, and pale, alabaster skin. Her eyes were a gorgeous shade of a bluish-purple color, fading to a silver rim. Her slender body was clothed in a silk Chinese dress, black in color with red trimmings, that reached down to about three-fourths of her thigh. It had a red dragon that had been embroidered on, with a shimmery red sash tied around her waist. She had tight black shorts that came right above the knee. Her feet were adorned with silk Chinese shoes that were also black with red trimmings. She had on black fingerless gloves on her slender hands. Around her neck was the hiteate of Konohagakure..

Just then, the door slid open again, and Umino Iruka stepped in.

"Hello, class!" he said cheerfully. Then, angrily, he yelled, "Where's Naruto!?"

As the bell rang, a boy tripped and slid through the door. He had blue eyes, blond hair, and whisker markings on his cheek. Wearing a bright orange outfit, he had pieces of ramen, his favorite food, still stuck to his face.

"I'm not late, am I?" he asked breathlessly.

"Well, I guess not," sighed Iruka. "Make sure you get here faster tomorrow."

Naruto grinned widely, then sat down beside Kagome.

"Hey, Kagome-chan," he said cheerfully.

She granted him one of her rare smiles and said, "Hi, Naruto. I assume you've been eating ramen until you remembered class?"

Naruto scratched the back of his head guiltily and said, "Eh he, you know me too well."

Kagome flashed him another smile and poked him on the forehead. "Anyone who's seen you eat ramen can tell. It's not a secret."

"Shut up class! Today is one of the most important days of your life! Today, your teams will be picked! These will be your teams for a long time, so listen up! There will be three-man cells, although there will be one four-man cell due to the uneven amount of people here. After class, you will go with your teachers," said Iruka. "Now listen up! Cell one is…"

As Iruka went on, the class nervously awaited their team, groaning in disappointment or celebrating in happiness.

Kagome amusedly heard Naruto silently murmuring, "Just not Sasuke-teme, just not Sasuke-teme…"

"Team Seven will consist of Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura-" Iruka began.

"Yes!" squealed Sakura, triumphantly glancing over at Ino.

"Uzamaki Naruto-" Iruka said.

Sakura hung her head low while Naruto jumped up and down.

"And Higurashi Kagome," Iruka finished.

Naruto happily jumped up and down again, but then said, "How come a genius like me has to be with that idiot over there?" pointing at Sasuke.

Sasuke scoffed.

"Naruto!" Iruka yelled, a tic mark appearing on his forehead. "The rookie of the year needs to be put with the dead last of the year. Sasuke had the highest test scores, while you had the lowest."

"Why do I have to be with that bitch Kagome?!" screeched Sakura. "She's so weak and stupid!"

Kagome snorted and turned away from her.

"All of you just shut up!" yelled Iruka, exasperated.

After Iruka had finished calling out the cells, the newly formed teams began moving to their assigned spot.

'I have Kagome-chan and Sakura-chan on my team, that's awesome!' thought Naruto. 'But I also have Sasuke-teme, that moron! I'll show him who's boss!' Fire appeared in Naruto's eyes while he thought of Sasuke groveling at his feet.

3 hours later…

"Where's that stupid teacher of ours!" yells Naruto, kicking the wall.

Sasuke was currently leaning against the wall, hands shoved in his pockets. Sakura was fawning over Sasuke, and Kagome was sitting on a chair, leaned back with her feet on the desk, eyes closed.

"This will teach him," Naruto said, while setting a dusty chalk eraser above the doorway.

"Naruto!" screeched Sakura. "Don't do that!" while inner Sakura was saying, 'Cha, I love this kind of stuff!'

Kagome cracked an eye open. "Naruto, is that wise? The person who will come through the door will be deciding our fate, so we should try to get on his good side."

"Kagome's right," Sasuke said.

Everyone turned around and looked at him, startled that he spoke.

Suddenly, the door slid open, and the chalky eraser fell on top of a man with spiky silver hair and tan skin, wearing a jounin outfit. His hiteate was slanted over one eye, and a black mask covered the majority of his face.

"My first impression of you guys is… I hate you all," he said bluntly, making Sakura and Naruto fall over anime style and causing sweatdrops to appear on Sasuke's and Kagome's forehead.

On the rooftop…

"We will all introduce ourselves, our likes, our dislikes, and our dreams and ambitions," said the man.

"Shouldn't you go first, to exemplify what we're supposed to do?" asked Kagome.

"I guess so," the man says. "My name is Hatake Kakashi. I don't see why you should care about what I like or dislike. My dreams and ambitions are my own."

'He gave the introduction, but it gave away no information except for his name,' Kagome thought.

"You, go first," he said, pointing to Naruto.

"Yeah! My name is Uzamaki Naruto, future Hokage! Dattebayo! I love ramen and hanging out with Kagome-chan, and I hate Sasuke-teme! My dream is to become Hokage, and also to eat as much ramen as I can!" yelled out Naruto.

Everyone sweatdropped.

"You, go next," Kakashi said, pointing at Sakura.

"My name is Haruno Sakura. I love shopping, taking care of my skin and face, and…" she broke off and looked at Sasuke, blushing. "My dreams and ambitions are…" she looked at Sasuke again, blushing harder. "I hate Naruto, Kagome, Ino-pig, and training!"

Kakashi sighed and pointed at Sasuke. "You, go next."

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I have many things I dislike, and only a few things I like, including training. My ambition is to get strong and kill a certain man," Sasuke said.

'Must be Uchiha Itachi,' thought Kakashi, before pointing at Kagome. "You, go next."

"My name is Higurashi Kagome. I hate many things, including fangirls, people who make other people do their dirty work for them, and prissy girls. I like a few things including training and reading scrolls. My ambition is to get strong so that I may protect the ones that I love, and to find and kill the one responsible for the massacre of my clan," said Kagome.

Kakashi sighed. He must have the weirdest team ever! An avenger, an overactive hyper kid, a crazy fangirl, and an heir from a mysterious and secretive clan. What had he done to anger a Kami? He was probably the only one with a team like this…

"Tomorrow, we will begin your test," Kakashi said. "Take these sheets. And remember not to eat breakfast. By the time I'm done with you, if you eat breakfast, you'll puke."

So, how was it? I know it wasn't long, but I don't want to 1) give you everything in the first chapter 2) exhaust you guys with too much reading to do. But I promise It'll get longer. It's just a prologue anyway. And prologues are usually pretty short.

Yeah, I know you're tired of this pairing, but of course it'll be Sasuke/Kagome. And yes, there will be Sakura bashings. It's impossible for me to NOT have Sakura bashings. For details, please see profile. Well, unless you like Kikyou or Sakura. And no, Ino is a good one in this story.

Kagome's history will be explained… somewhere… sometime… I dunno, to tell you the truth. And I tweaked this a bit, because I couldn't remember. And it's my story anyway. I could make Kakashi green with red horns and purple wings and you wouldn't be able to complain CUZ IT'S NOT YOUR STORY!! Wheeze wheeze wheeze… whew…

So, burntmiko had this awesome idea! Ice-cream cake! Oh yeah! –dances around-

So, have a cookie, or a muffin, or a brownie, or a slice of cake, or a sundae, or a slice of ice cream cake.

Coming soon: Orange chicken! And oden! And ramen!

If you review saying that it was OOC, Imma take it and shove it up your ass.

My story.