A.N: this one isn't quite as funny, i understand that. I'm not really an Aerith/Aeris fan. But i know that other people are, and she is a character, so i made her one. I think that i will do one for every FF7 character ever made, including people like Angeal, Genesis, Nero, Rosso, and yes, even Hojo. But i will be horribly bashing Hojo, since he hurt Vinnie!

Anyway... Before i lose any more of my sanity, here is Aerith

The Ten Commandments of: Aerith

1.Thy must hit on Cloud, even in front of Tifa.

2.Thou must be as great a listener as thy is a friend.

3.Thy must get Cloud to cross-dress, (that might be hard.)

4.Thy must escape from ShinRa, (over and over and over, etc.)

5.Thou must have two versions of her own name (Aeris sounds better.)

6.Thou must have a really, slow, and creepy voice, (at least in Kingdom Hearts.)

7.Thy must be willing to stand up for her friends and the planet, even if it means death to oneself.

8.Thou must know how to control Holy.

9.Thy must always wear pink, always.

10.Thy must help Cloud realize that he has to move on, and that his feelings for her were never actually true. They were never his because they had been Zack's.

Thanks and please review,

Dirge