Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Clerks. The question is…what do I want more?

So I love the movie clerks…it's amazing! Anyway this weekend I was thinking aobut it and many of the characters personalities from Clerks and Inuyasha could be paralleled.

Here is the list so far of characters:

Inuyasha - Dante

Miroku - Randall

Kagome - Veronica

Kikyo - Caitlin

That's all I have so far and I'm going to try and incorporate Sango into it. Also I need Jay and Silent Bob…any suggestions?

Anyway…on with it!

INUYASHA

Inuyasha let the phone ring a few times before picking up. He wondered who would be calling him at the ungodly hour of five in the morning, especially on his day off from work. He unraveled himself from the mess of covers on the floor and then picked up reluctantly, still half asleep.

"Who the hell is this?" Inuyasha said rudely. He didn't care. It was five in the fucking morning.

It was the manager of the convenience store Inuyasha worded at. He had an appointment and needed Inuyasha to cover for him.

"What? No fucking way. It's my day off…I have a hockey game at two!" He exclaimed.

"Look Inuyasha I need you to open the store."

"No way…let Ren do it."

"Inuyasha I'm asking you to do it ok."

"But I closed last night!" Inuyasha whined.

"And you did a really good job! Congratulations! Now go open it this morning." He said with sarcastic enthusiasm.

"Damn you. When are you coming in?"

"Twelve."

"Swear, swear you'll be there by twelve." Inuyasha insisted. He didn't want to be stuck.

"I gotta go."

"Swear Dammit!"

"I'll be in at twelve. I'll talk to you later." He said exasperated and hung up.

"Hello? Hello?" There was no answer. Inuyasha threw his phone across the room angrily and got up. "Fucking piece of shit." He sighed and starting getting dressed.

He brushed his teeth and took a good look in the mirror. There were bags under his eyes and his long hair was a complete mess. He put on a baseball cap to cover it up and headed out the door.

Inuyasha got in his old, beaten up car and drove to the Quick Stop.

The first thing Inuyasha is supposed to do is go into the shop and make sure the inventory is correct. Inuyasha was a believer of bad omens and once he saw there were no newspapers in the store he decided today would suck.

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" He groaned to himself and headed outside.

He went to the nearest newspaper vending machine. He put in the quarter and instead of taking one like a good citizen of Japan would he took all of them and put it in the store to pass it as Quick Stop merchandise.

After making sure everything was in the right place Inuyasha went to open the metal shudders outside. Of course they were jammed. He groaned and headed inside for a large poster and marker. He brought it back out and hung a large sign over the jammed shutters that said:

I ASSURE YOU WE'RE OPEN!!

After that he headed inside and officially opened the store. He went to his post behind the counter and stuck another sign on the cash register saying: LET US KNOW IF YOU'RE SHPLIFTING and then he put his head down, still exhausted and frustrated.

He knew today was going to suck, but he had no idea how out of hand it would get.

I know it's short, but I'm going by the basic format of the movie…there are certain breaks made in the movie and I'm following that…so deal!

Anyway I hope you're liking so far.

Also to people who have seen Clerks…I'm still deciding who should Jay and Silent Bob…any suggestions?