Kirby Annoys Meta Knight

BY calvinhobbes1010

Deep in New York City, there was a hotel, not very big, but big enough to be well-known

Inside that hotel, 5 floors up was room 702.

Inside that room, there was, at the time, a short masked swordsman named Meta Knight who was reading his "Swordsmen Weekly" magazine. He sighed with happiness.

"Finally," he said, "a vacation AWAY from Kirby."

Meta Knight wanted a vacation because he wanted to have a time without the loud "HIIIIIIII!!" coming from Kirby. He used the Halberd to take off to Earth and land in New York City without Kirby noticing. Nobody seemed to care though, because Meta Knight meant no harm to them. (And he hid the Halberd, so he doesn't scare them). Now, he's checked into a room in a hotel he found shortly after he landed. He's finally away from Kirby.

Meta Knight's cell phone rings.

Meta Knight, daring himself to answer, puts his nonexistent ear on the earpiece.

He knows, from experience, that every time his phone rings during the first few minutes of vacation, it has to be Kirby, no matter what.

Meta Knight finally spoke.

"Hello?" he asked wearily.

"HIIIIIIIIIII!" came a loud and obnoxious voice.

"What do you want, you pink piece of turd?" Meta Knight growled, knowing that the voice is coming from Kirby.

"I just wanted you to know that I checked into a hotel and I'm staying in room 701. OK? Bye!"

Kirby hung up as quickly as he called.

"701?" Meta Knight asked himself.

Just then, somebody knocked on the door.

"Oh, that must be the new neighbor!" Meta Knight said with joy.

Meta Knight quickly opened the door.

"Welcome, new neig-"

Meta Knight quickly opened his yellow eyes to see who he was talking to.

His "neighbor" was a small pink blob of flesh with two red feet, a face with a cute smile, and a pair of stubby arms.

"GAHHHH!!" Meta Knight yelled with shock, "KIRBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!"

"I told you, I checked into this hotel and am staying in room 701!" Kirby said.

Meta Knight looked behind Kirby.

Room 701 was directly across from him.

His left eye twitched.

Oh great, Meta Knight said in his thoughts, Now I have to put up with this puffball during what was SUPPOSED to be my relaxing vacation.

He looked back Kirby.

"Kirby," Meta Knight said calmly, trying to keep himself from going insane, "I was SUPPOSED to be on this vacation AWAY from you."

Kirby blinked.

"However I will let you STAY…"

Kirby jumped up and down cheerfully.

"…IF," Meta Knight continued, "you promise me that you will not annoy me during this whole vacation period."

"I promise!" Kirby said.

"I hope so…' Meta Knight said, as if predicting what will happen.

3:00 AM

Meta Knight was putting his pillows over his head, trying to drown out the noise coming from room 701.

Apparently, Kirby bought a new Hannah Montana CD and was now blaring it through his stereo. And he was singing along to it, loudly and badly, for an added annoyance.

"Hey! Get up! Get loud! Start pumpin' up the party now!" Kirby sang in his worst voice ever.

If you thought this was bad enough, Kirby was singing ever since 11:00 PM.

Feeling sorry for Mety yet?

Meta Knight gritted his teeth (?). He has had enough with Kirby loud and obnoxious singing.

He pulled out his sword, Galaxia, and rushed to the door of room 701.

Meta Knight banged his fist on the door.

"KIRBY! WILL YOU SHUT UP!? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"

"WHAT!?"

"I SAID I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!"

"WHAT!?"

"I SAID I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, YOU (bleep)ING PUFFBALL!!"

"YOU'LL HAVE TO COME IN HERE, META KNIGHT! I CAN'T HERE YOU OVER THIS MUSIC!"

Meta Knight growled and pushed open the door so hard, he didn't need a card key to open it.

He marched over to Kirby's stereo and turned it off.

Kirby stopped dancing and singing.

"Hey," he asked, "What gives?"

"Will you shut up and let me sleep?" Meta Knight growled.

"Fine. Be that way Hmph!" Kirby said, pouting like a little girl.

Meta Knight chuckled to himself while he was walking back to his room.

"He seems to give up easily."

Meta Knight got back into bed and started to sleep, but when he was about to go into deep sleep, he heard more loud music, but this time, it was louder.

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'ld been married long time ago!
Where did you come from where did you go!?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe!!

Meta Knight's yellow eyes snapped open and immediately turned red as he saw a more disturbing sight in front of him.

Kirby was tap dancing to the song "Cotton-Eye Joe" on his bed while four stereos were blasting the song in Meta Knight's direction

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'ld been married long time ago!
Where did you come from where did you go!?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe!!

He came to town like a midwinter storm!
He rode through the fields so
Handsome and strong!
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun,
But all he had come for was having some fun!

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'ld been married long time ago!
Where did you come from where did you go!?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe!!

He brought disaster wherever he went!
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent!
They all ran away so nobody would know!
And left only men cause of Cotton-eye Joe!!

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'ld been married long time ago!
Where did you come from where did you go!?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe!!

Right when Kirby started to repeat the song, Meta Knight took out Galaxia and sliced the wires for all four stereos and they all went dead.

Kirby stared at him.

"Uhhh, good morning?"

"GET OUUUUUUUUUT!!"

Meta Knight chucked Kirby out the nearest window.

Kirby landed in the garbage dump next to the hotel.

"Ok, Meta Knight, see you when the sun's up!" Kirby called to his "friend".

Meta Knight quickly closed the windows curtains and went back to sleep.

Kirby sighed.

"Ok, NOW what do I do?"

Then, Kirby heard a growl. And another.

All of the sudden, 5 alley dogs surrounded Kirby, some of them with foam coming out of their mouths.

Kirby blinked.

"Oh, hi there, doggies" he said with an innocent smile.